Peter's head was spinning by the time Wade had finished his explanation. Not that Peter believed it.

Wilson caught Peter's look of skepticism. "What, seriously? You don't believe me? Why else would I kill a principal for god's sake, to make you feel bad?" He huffed as the boy turned away from him.

Just kill him now! The mission is really fucked, good job, Wade.

"Thanks, but no thanks, Yellow box," he whispered to himself so that Peter couldn't hear.

He had another idea.

"Peter, look at me." Deadpool forced Peter to turn around and look at him again. "Would you believe me if I didthis?"

Wade suddenly kissed spidey. Peter was surprised to find that he couldn't shove deadpool away, both lost in the softness of each others lips. They kissed for what seemed an eternity, and it was only broken for much needed air.

Wade's silver-blue eyes locked with Peter's deep brown ones. "Wow," Parker said, his breathing slightly labored. "Let's do that again."

—-

He didn't know why he had done it. And now spidey was lying in deadpool's arms on his uncharacteristically neat bed. They hadn't done anything, y'know…

Illegal.

But why call it that? Peter was of consensual age. Wade wrapped his arms around his new friend, causing Peter to flinch. Somewhat hurt, the older man let go. "Still can't trust me, huh?"

Peter shook his head vehemently, but he really still didn't trust the man. Against his better judgement, he went in for another kiss, surprising Wade.

Boy, the day sure was full of surprises.

Wade now found it acceptable to squeeze Peter against his chest, stroking his hair all the while.

Oh, his parents are going to positively flip out at this.

—-

Back at Stark Tower, Steve was jiggling his leg impatiently. "Peter said he only had a few things to do after school. So why isn't he back yet?"

Tony barely looked up from his project. "Relax, give the kid some space," He sighed when Steve just stuck out his lower lip. "Alright, if I check his location, will it make you feel better?"

Steve nodded and the corners of Tony's mouth turned up a little bit at the sight.

"JARVIS, give me Peter's location," The billionaire called up to his friendly AI.

"Rogers, Master, sirs. Please do not bring the building down as I say this, but I'm sorry to say that your son is currently at Deadpool's apartment,"

Steve nearly broke the armrest of the chair he was sitting in. Tony spit out his coffee somewhat humorously.

"When we get back, Wade will be a dead man," Steve growled. Tony slapped his hand to his forehead, not wanting to talk to the psycho ever again.

"I sincerely hope that you haven't taken my uniform again, Tony."

"Don't get your panties in a bunch, Capsicle. It's right where I left it."

"And that would be…?"

"In the cabinet," Tony grinned as Steve frowned, blushing a deep red.