Act 10: still here
"Jupiter Thunderbolt."
"You're going to regret this Sailor trash."
"Sailor trash?" Uranus clenched her fists. "World Shaking."
"Hey that hurt." the Youma yelled. The Senshis were ready to make the next attack when the Youma spotted someone behind them, just as the "Venus Love-Me Chain" wrapped loosely around the Youmas ankle.
"What the hell is that THAT!" Irritated by the Youma, they turned around, only to see Tuxedo Kamen wearing a certain green object.
*Sweatdropped*
"Tuxedo Kamen!" Their jaws hit the floor in utter shock.
"He is with you!?" the Youma half asked.
"What the hell is wrong with you?" Moon stormed over to him ignoring the enemy.
"What? Don't you like my new outfit Sailor Moon?" he said mocking.
The Youma literally dropped to the floor laughing like a maniac.
"No way!"
"I don't believe this."
"Are you nuts?"
"Why are you wearing that?"
"Did you hit your head or something?"
"This can't be happening."
"Maybe Tux boy here throw one to many roses." Uranus taunted him with a mischievous grin.
"Arg."
"I think I just throw up."
"Seriously what's wrong with you?"
"Did I missed a sale for the most ugliest jacket I could wear to battle?"
They all turned their attention to the Youma who was laughing hysterical.
"See even the Youma agrees."
"This is sooo humiliating!"
"That's the understand of the year."
"Tuxedo Kamen take that off."
"Not gonna happen."
"What! Why?"
"Because Sailor Moon I warned you not to mess with my jacket."
"Are you freaking kidding me?"
"Do I look like I'm kidding?"
"So you doing this out of revenge?"
"Yup."
"Uhm excuse me?" the enemy tried to get their attention.
"Are you out of your mind?"
"I'm good thank you for asking."
"Take it off."
"NO!"
"Unbelievable."
"Apparently I can't wear it in my civilian form. So now I'm wearing it to battle."
"Oh no you won't."
"Yes I will."
"Hey I'm still here you know!" the Youma said getting annoyed.
"No you're not."
"Yes I will and there is nothing you can do."
"That's were you're wrong."
"Oh really?"
"Really."
"Uh uh suuuuuuuuuure." he said taunting her.
"That's it." Moon screamed turning to the Youma. "Hey you."
"Who me?" the Youma pointed at himself.
"Yes you or do you see another Youma around here somewhere?"
"So now you acknowledged my existence?"
"What is that suppose to mean?"
*Sweatdropped*
"I don't have time for this shit. Would you be so kind and do me a favor and slit open that damn jacket for me?" Sailor Moon asked the Youma blunt.
"WHAT?" Tuxedo Kamen yelled surprised.
"Sure."
"Sailor Moon you can't be serious!"
"You mean like your jacket?"
"Are you really letting that thing attack me?"
"HEY!" the Youma snarled.
"Not you. Your jacket."
"That's the same thing."
"No it's not."
"Yes it is."
"Than take it off."
"No."
"Jo Sailor Moon can we move this along? I don't have all day."
"Just give me sec," holding up her forefinger.
The Scouts watched the scene with amazement.
"You can't do this."
"Take it off or life with the consequences," she waited but he wouldn't give in. "Fine than," she stepped aside signaling the Youma. "Go ahead."
Before Tuxedo Kamen knew what was happening the Youma launched towards him, claws ready, aiming for the jacket. Realizing she wasn't joking he tried to slip out of it as fast as he could.
*Slash* *Rip*
Tuxedo Kamens beloved green jacket slashed into pieces, he landed on the ground with a thud. The Sailor Scouts looked flabbergasted.
"Well that was fun." the Youma comment, turning towards the Senshis "Now where were we?"
"Just..." Sailor Moon managed between her hysterical laughter, "wait..." she said as tears of pure joy spilled from her eyes.
Uranus, Saturn, Chibi Moon, Venus and Jupiter couldn't hold it in anymore and broke down.
"Mars Snake Fire." Mars said firing at the remaining pieces burning them.
"MARS." Mercury, Pluto and Neptun shouted astound.
"What? I'm not allowed to have fun, too?"
They were interrupted by shouting voices.
"What the hell."
"I told you to take it off."
"You're going to regret this."
"Bring it on Tux boy." she replied provocative. Uranus snickered.
"Excuse me, but I'm still waiting?" the Youma announced. They all turned around.
"Oh right."
*Sweatdropped*
"I can't believe they forgot about me," cursing the damn jacket.
Who knew that an ugly green jacket could actually made them forget that they were in the middle of a fight. Poor Youma.
So tell me what you think about this chapter. I wanted to make it funny but I'm not sure it turned out the way I wanted it to. It is funny right?
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