Special [Redacted]

Mary Sues with MonoShine

"Heya, everyone! Good to see you're all here watching my little presentation! Great to see you all out there! Especially you!" MonoShine points out to the audience and pauses.

"But I bet at least one of ya are asking: 'why the heck is he doing a presentation of all things?' Well, there's good reason, so listen up!" They pull down a screen as they pull out a meter stick from off-screen with lightning fast speed. The room dims as a projector light points at MonoShine for a moment to the displeasure of the audience. It corrects itself in a moment.

"See, the topic I'm talkin' about are Mary Sues and all those variants!" MonoShine points at the words 'Mary Sue', which titles their presentation. "I've seen 'em all, whether they're Mary Sue Classic, an Angst Sue, Marty Sue, Mary Tzu, Canon Sue, Black Whole Sue; I could go on forever, folks!" Every time they named a variant of the character archetype, an example pops up on the screen that they quickly point to before moving on.

"Didja know that such a thing as a Mary Sue Hunter exists? Well, yeah, probably. Anyways, I suppose you could call me something of one, but you shouldn't go around throwing definite labels at everything! Sometimes, all some things need are a little push to become so much better! Even Mary Sues!" A laugh track plays.

"Don't think it's possible? I don't blame you! After all, it sounds completely ludicrous and sounds like bull crap! However, I've had some things on my mind about all of this stuff about Mary Sues. After all, I'm the one covered in glitter and sequins!" The laugh track plays again, however, real laughter can be heard as well.

"I've been studying some stuff and I've realized a lotta stuff, so I've got a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig proposal to y'all!" MonoShine holds his stick towards the audience, pausing and taking a deep breath.

"I have a whole stack of paperwork and stuff going into the details and a whole bunch of professional terms most people wouldn't understand, so I'll put it into layman's terms!" Their meter stick swings back to the screen, almost hitting it as it changes.

"Thirty Mary Sue Pile-Up!"

Guess the special comes out first. Surprise! To commemorate the anniversary of this story being published, I made a special! This is just a little interlude thing that happened to be published after the body was found. Also, this is canon and is something that happened. Enjoy! :D

Also, I want to thank all of you reading this story. I never figured people would want to read about the exploits of poorly designed characters, while a sparkly Monokuma puts them through a mutual killing game in SPACE! Seriously, this story has over four thousand views.

Now I'm also replying to reviews in chapters. This is such a breakout chapter for new features. Format is subject to change.

Kasmusser79: No problem! This story isn't going to go die in the pile of endless dead fics yet! These characters literally won't allow it.

TheStarshipMessenger: Now it is. Thank you! I hope you enjoyed this anniversary present! Finally, a theory! I've literally been waiting a year. Anyways, who knows? Well, I do. Anyways, a poll will be up with the next chapter, should it be what I plan!

If you didn't read what was above, is just like to inform you all that a poll should be out with the next chapter.

Have a wonderful day/night/evening/whatever is appropriate!