How to Annoy the Bleach Characters
Chapter 10: Barragan
Author's Note: We died of laughter on this one!
1) Call him Bra-gan (say the BRA part very loud)
2) In front of Soifon and Hachi, and Aizen
3) Steal his toothpaste so he has bad morning breath
4) Wait, he already has bad breath (It rotted Soifon's arm for crying out loud!)
5) Ask him how is chair can float in mid air
6) Ask if the chair is filled with helium
7) Or maybe, fart gas
8) Ask if his feet smell as bad as his breath
9) Tell Omaeda that Soifon wants him to smell Bra-gan's feet
10) Laugh as Soifon stares funny at the two of them
11) Call him a bunch of bone names such as
12) Sack-o-Bones
13) Numbskull
14) Bone-head
15) Cubone (from pokemon)
16) Ask him that if he has no lungs, than where does the death breath come from
17) Mock him for being killed by a fatty
18) Feed him Orihime's cooking
19) Watch his death breath turn into perfume
20) Watch Soifon die of laughter
21) Tell Barragan that he needs to start working out
22) Tell him that he might get diabetes
23) Tell him that his body has problems if it can turn from fat to bones, but nothing in between
24) When he sits on his chair, flip him over
25) Mock him for getting his butt kicked by insects
26) Tell him that the insult cockroach makes no sense because cockroaches are known as the bug you can't kill
27) Plant wheels on his chair
28) When he makes his "I am superior to you" speech, roll him over a cliff (I don't care if he's in the air)
29) Tell him that Unohana taichou would be very willing to give him a five pound injection of buttocks, I mean botox
30) If he ends up getting buttocks, inform everyone in Hueco Mundo