"Whoa...was that all a dream?"
"For me, it was like a dream come true." said Satan who was next to him.
"Manly Man!"
"Oh boo boo."
"So...I died? But how?"
"Vienna beef shot you. That mask she has is one tough cookie."
"I'm glad I'm back with you but...She's going to destroy Transylvania! I can't just let her do that!"
"Oh don't worry, your handyman's daughter will take care of her or...something. Don't worry about it."
"Oh okay."
Meanwhile in the past...
Spike was actually trying to study. She hoped she could pass this time. There was a knock on her.
"Coming!" She said walking over to it. She answered it, and it was Magenta.
"Magenta? What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be at the mall?"
"Well, Vivi and I decided it wouldn't be the same without you...so I decided to stop by...maybe to give you a little study session?" She asked with a smile.
"Well...okay!"
Magenta walked in.
Meanwhile...
Noah and Patty were holding onto eachother with their eyes shut.
"Did we...die?" asked Noah with his eyes shut.
"I...don't know." answered Patty, her eyes shut as well.
"Hey...are you two alright?" asked a voice. Patty and Noah opened their eyes. They were in Transexual, on a sidewalk. Talking to them was a teenager with somewhat long blonde hair and wearing a collared shirt and dress pants.
"Oh uh...yeah..."
"Oh I wasn't interupting you making out, was I?"
"No no no! You weren't but uh...can you tell us where we are?"
"Uh...you don't know? You are in Transexual Transylvania."
"What time is it?"
"Time? Oh you must be one of those earth followers...on earth I suppose on earth it would be around four thirty PM There it would be like...the year nineteen seventy five? Something like that."
"What!" asked Patty surprised.
"Ninety seventy five? Patty, did we go back in time?" asked Noah.
"Back...in time?" asked the teen. "You two must be crazy."
"Listen...sir..." said Patty. "This place is uh...so different to us...can you show us around?...we're kind of stranded here."
"Oh I see. Well alright then. Nice to meet you both. My name is Riff Raff."
"Wha...did you say...Riff Raff?"
"*sigh*...yes I know...it is quite a strange name. My dad says my mom named me that because apparently my birth caused alot of Riff Raff...or whatever."
"Well it's nice to meet you uh...Riff Raff. My name is Patty."
"Oh it's nice to meet you Patty. That's a nice name. And you are?"
"Noah."
"Hmmm...I've never met a person with that name before..."
"I have never a person with the name Riff Raff before."
"Touche."
Riff Raff then led them down the street, pointing out important buildings and such. They then went to the beach.
"This is our famous moon lit shore. Hmm my sister and I were supposed to go boogie boarding today after school...but she insisted on she hanging out with her...ugh...girlfriend."
"Oh...sorry I guess?" said Noah.
"Forget about it. You said you had no place to stay? I guess you can stay at my place. Hopefully my dad approves."
"Okay."
Riff Raff led them on a walk to his house. They went up to the door and went inside. It was a small kind of house. They then saw Riff Raff's mom walk in. She was kind of tall, and had long blonde curly hair. She almost looked like and older version of Patty.
"Hi Riff! Are these your friends?"
"Yes. Is it okay if they stay for the night?"
"Well...I suppose so."
"Okay! Great!"
Riff Raff showed his new friends his room.
"Thanks for letting us stay here dad...da da daddyo!" said Patty.
"Don't mention it."
Noah examined a photo of Riff Raff and Magenta.
"So...this is your sister?" he asked Riff Raff.
"Yes. She is the most beautiful girl on the planet. She means the world to me."
"Hmm I see. So Riff Raff...We're new here. Who rules this planet?"
"Our planet is small. One whole half is moonlit ocean. so, the land was divided into half. One side is being ruled by a young prince by the name of Frank N Furter, while the other, this side, is ruled by a young princess named Vienna Beef. She is friends with my sister."
"Hmm would you say they are good rulers?"
"Frank yes, but Vienna...don't tell her I said this but I think she is spoiled rotten. She barely knows how to rule at all. She mostly makes her servants make laws and such."
After a bit of conversing, Magenta returned home. Riff Raff left his guests alone and went over to greet her. Patty and Noah watched. The siblings hugged, and began to talk.
"Riff, I'm sorry I couldn't go boogie boarding with you. We can go tomorrow, I promise."
"*sigh* Genta, I wish you wouldn't spend so much time with your girlfriend."
"UGH! Shut up about that Riff! I am a lesbian, that's who I am! If I want to spend time with my girlfriends, I should be able to!" Magenta said before storming off to her room, ignoring Patty and Noah. Riff Raff walked up to the two.
"Sorry about that."
They then walked back to his room.
"Uh...Riff Raff..." said Patty. "Do you think that maybe...you have feelings for your sister?"
"Well, of course I do! I love my sister!"
"I know, but do you think that maybe you are in love with your sister?"
"In...love? I...I never...me?...In love with...my sister?"
"I guess it's just something to think about." said Patty.
"Hmmm. Alright."
Back in hell...
"Dang." Said Frank watching a TV. "This show is great! What's it called?"
"It's called your only hope."
"Huh. That's kind of weird."
"Uh...Boo boo, that is your handyman's daughter, and her friend. They are back in the seventies on Transexual, trying to...well I don't know if they realize everything yet."
"Oh...huh."
Late that night on Transexual...
Patty and Noah were sleeping in the same bed. Patty was having disturbing nightmares. She had visions of Vienna busting in and killing her family and friends, and her, injured and cowering in fear. She then suddenly woke up, and began to cry. Her whimpering woke up Noah.
"Hey...Patty...you alright?" he whisered.
"*Sniff* oh Noah...my mom...my dad...my family...they're all dead!"
"Well...perhaps in that time, but...if it makes you feel any better...they're still alive, in this time anyway."
"Yes but...they don't know that..."
"But we could warn them."
"I don't think that's a good idea...They would probably react weirdly...and my mom doesn't know about Transylvanians until she meets Frankie."
"Well we don't want to disturb the universe...there must be a reason why the crystal sent us here."
"Mommy said that they crystal was supposed to help people in need, and I guess...in order to solve this problem...it sent us here, so the solution must be somewhere in this time." Patty therorized.
"Huh...well for one, we have to find a way back home."
"The crystal can only help if we are in big danger. Hmmm...of course! Nellie and Richy were fading away! Something must have happened to make them fade, which must mean something has happend to my dad and his sister!"
"It must have been something that prevented them from hooking up."
"Well...Magenta did say that she was a lesbian around this time...so tomorrow morning we should talk to her."
"Good thinking."
Patty went to turn off her cellphone, but looked at her phone wallpaper. It was a picture of her and her siblings, but Richy and Nellie were missing from the picture.
"Oh no!"
"Don't worry, once we fix the problem, they'll reappear. We will fix this. You've got nothing to worry about."
"Thanks Noah. You always know how to cheer me up." Patty said cuddling close to him. After a bit, she fell back asleep, and then Noah held her closer.
The next morning(or night on Transexual), Patty and Noah woke up and got out of bed. They walked out of the room to see the only one home was Riff Raff and Magenta's mom. She was watching TV.
"Oh hey there." she said. "Riff Raff and Magenta left to go boogie boarding. They're down by the beach if you want to catch up to them."
Patty and Noah left the house, and hurried down to the beach. They saw Magenta angrily walking by.
"Hey Magenta!" Patty called out. Magenta walked up to them. She was wearing a two piece bathing suit.
"Oh...you must be Riff's friends. God...my brother has some serious problems."
"What happened?" asked Noah.
"You wanna know what he did?"
"What?"
"He kissed me that's what! He said he was in love with me! Can you believe that? I think he has some issues. There's no way that could happen."
"Oh...boy..."
"Yeah...he ran away somewhere. I don't think he will be showing up at home anytime soon."
"Hmm uh...Magenta, by the way...who is that girlfriend of yours?" asked Patty.
"Oh. You mean Spike? Ahh yes. She is by best friend and lover. I lover her with all my heart. You two want to meet her? You guys will love her."
"Okay."
They followed Magenta off the beach, and down the street to an apartment complex. They went inside to one of the doors. Magenta knocked on the door.
"Coming!" a voice said inside. The door opend and Spike answered.
"Magpie!" Spike cheerfully said as she hugged and kissed Magenta. Spike then looked over at Patty and Noah with a look of huge shock.
"Pa...Patty! And...Noah!"
"You know these two?" asked Magenta.
"Uh...yeah. They are...old friends of mine. Come in...all of you."
Patty, Noah and Magenta walked inside.
"Uh...Spike, can we speak to you for a moment in private?" asked Patty.
"Uh...well...heh heh...sure."
Patty, Noah, and Spike went into a different room and closed the door.
"SPIKE! What the hell are you doing!" loudly whispered Patty.
"Patty's family and friends are dead! And Mimi too."
"What?...I...never meant..."
"It was Vienna Beef. After you left, she came in and shot everybody."
"Mimi...too?"
"How did you get back here anyway?" asked Noah.
"I...well...you see...She offered to bring me back...so I could be with Magenta."
"Spike...how could you?"
"I never meant for that to happen!"
"That's very selfish of you."
Tears started forming in Spike's eyes.
"Please...you have to forgive me...I never meant to hurt any of you."
"Not only that, but whatever you are doing, it cause by brother and sister to fade from existence."
"I'm so sorry."
"Well listen." said Noah. "There's only one way to fix this. What ever wrong you did here, we need to fix. Whatever you did before, that is what we need to do now."
"I...couldn't...that would mean I would have to...cheat on Magenta. And I couldn't bare to break her heart again."
"I'm sorry, but you have to." said Patty. There's no other way to do this. I want us to all return...and my family to still be there."
"But...this is the only chance I have...to be with Magenta, in a time where...she really loves me."
"Spike, I know you love Magenta, but...it's just not meant to be. Think about it, this is all part of Vienna's evil plan. Who knows what she is doing right now! She's probably trying to take over Transylvania!"
"What have I done..." whispered Spike. She let out a deep sigh. "Okay...you're right...we need to fix this."
"Then it's decided."
They left the room and met Magenta.
"What was that all about?" she asked.
"We were just catching up."
Suddenly someone came through the front door.
"Hi Spikey and Magpie!" greeted teenage Vienna.
"AHHHH!" Patty and Noah screamed.
"Whoa...I didn't meant to scare you two...who ever you are."
"These are...my friends." said Spike.
"Oh...well nice to meet you two...hmm...I have never seen your face before." Vienna said walking up to Noah. "You new here?"
"Well...I...uh..."
"Hmmm you're cute..."
"Uh...um..."
"Say, cutie. How would you like to accompany me to the mall?" asked Vienna.
"Uh..."
Noah looked over at Patty, and she just shrugged her shoulders.
"I guess...so...but it would have to be quick."
"Of course. You should be happy! Some people would give their right arm to court me, a royal princess."
"Uh...okay..."