Wow, I really didn't expect to be back here so soon. Welp I don't own any characters here except Setsuna. Probably. Yeah.
Happy Late Halloween! (Even though I didn't put anything mildly halloween related in here.)
Edit: I almost forgot! Thanks for the 100 favorites! You guys rock to the max. (And are pretty weird to have been so enthusiastic about this crappy fic aha.)
More Edits: Well since the mistaken messenger seems to be rather requested, I, the great and merciful author, have provided you guys with some gude shiet. ;D
Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Tentatively, Setsuna peered through the ornately carved door that had magically appeared out of nowhere just when she was trying to get to class.
And almost got her head bitten off by a giant pink flying snake creature with polka dots on it. She ducked back in the door, crying and praying for her life.
Wait on closer thought, had she just saved a character's life? She remembered the door smashing into the monster's face before it screeched and changed direction.
A blonde twin drilled girl dressed really fancily had slumped to the floor in surprise and relief.
Maybe the stupid doors weren't so bad after all..?
She shrugged, if it never ever happened again, all the better for her.
Yuri On Ice
It happened again.
The skating rink's twin doors slammed open, and all movement skidded to a stop as the trio of males stared at the newcomer.
"WHY IS IT SO COLD IN HERE?" A grouchy voice echoed through the rink.
A blue bob haired female burst through the doors animatedly before realizing her situation.
"Oh. Don't mind me, carry on." She waved a limp hand at them as she swept her gaze contemplating her next move.
Then she made eye contact with a skater whose light blond fringe covered one eye.
"YOU! I DISLIKE YOUR APPEARANCE!" She accused.
The man in question pointed a finger at himself curiously.
"You need to stop whatever you're doing, cuz it won't work out for you in the end." She continued with a huff, before stomping to swing the door open and leave.
The three exchanged stunned looks before continuing to practice.
The older blond still kept a thoughtful look to himself.
Katekyoushi Hitman Reborn!
Gloves against trident clashed, sending loud screeches through the abandoned amusement park as a baby tutor looked on solemnly.
The one exit slammed open, and all fighting ceased on the spot. One blue eye surveyed her surroundings before sticking a foot in the door, and rummaged hastily through her bag. A small, cute pineapple eraser bounced off the head of a purple haired teen with similarly tied hair, wiping the confident smirk off his face.
"HA I knew buying those super cute erasers would pay off someday. BYE." The feminine voice faded away as the door gently shut.
What. No one could really respond appropriately to the weirdness of the situation, even weirder than teenage boys bursting into rainbow colored flames without any clothes on.
Wall-Breaking
A mousy looking, spectacle wearing brunette bumped into the main character of the current story.
"Oh! Uhm, sorry for everything!" The brunette apologized profusely.
The blue haired girl tilted her head in confusion, wondering if she had ever been offended by the other girl somehow.
"I didn't mean to write you into so much weirdness! It just happened, I hope you can forgive meeeee." The apologetic girl wailed and clutched at her backpack.
"What? You're in charge of what..?" She was stunned into disbelief.
Everything around them came to a standstill. The bespectacled girl was typing frantically into her phone littered with anime stickers.
"Seeeeee! I swear I didn't mean to jeopardize your safety so frequently."
"Well, okayyyyy, can you stop it then, and let me just hang out with my brother for once without any problems?"
"IT'S A SHOUNEN GENRE, OF COURSE THERE WOULD BE PROBLEMS. IT'S CALLED A CLICHE FOR A REASON. AlsoImightbedoingitfortheviews." The mousy girl did a complete 180 in personality.
"Oops didn't mean that. Sorry."
The blue haired girl raised an eyebrow.
"Ok ok, consider your wish granted, PEGASUS AWAYYY." There was the vague sound of a horse whinnying but nothing happened.
"Shshdhgxm, right, can't be too mary-sue. Ifonlythiswasafantasyanimeorsomething." The supposed writer of the world stalked off to a door nearby, inspecting it carefully before she opened it and then disappeared.
Setsuna stared bemused, before wondering where her brother was exactly.
"Have I ever told you how much I love you and are grateful for your existence today?"
"What do you want now, Setsu." Deep blue eyes shifted to glance at his much too innocent figure of a little sister.
"Nothing nothing~" She hugged him once before skipping off happily.
Maturity
A first year Setsuna ran up to her older brother with stars in her eyes.
"Big brother! Do you think I'll ever have big boobs like I saw on a magazine?"
The sip of water in his mouth was suddenly plastered against a nearby wall.
"Aomine-senpai showed me the magazine just now and said I should ask you about it!" She continued blissfully.
Torn between tearing Aomine in half and crying for his little sister, he decided to take the safer route, dashing off to tackle his light to the floor without another change in his expression.
"Eh? Oh! Akashi-senpai! Do you know anything about big boobs?" The person in question stiffened, before spinning around and changing direction immediately.
"Aw man. Ah right! I can just ask Momoi-senpai!" She turned to approach the classroom her senior was in. Everyone who had witnessed the conversation from before dodged the hell out of her way.
"I'M SORRY I WAS TALKING ABOUT BOOKS- BOOKS I TELL YA." The tanned light begged for mercy under Tetsuya's pleasant smile and harsh grip.
Mysterious Messenger Pt 1.
"Ooooh, Elly, I love you so much, don't you know?" The older, distinguished male dressed primly in a pressed suit nuzzled a disgruntled looking fluffy white cat lovingly.
Okay this gimmick was seriously getting old but as she opened the double doors, instead of the much anticipated Seirin gym, Setsuna, our poor heroine, was met with an overly fancy and classy looking room.
The cat, seeing her golden opportunity, leaped from her owner's surprised grasp, and bolted out the door.
"..." They exchanged looks of disgruntlement before she quickly shut the door without so much as an apology.
"Assistant Kang, I need you to look for my precious." He dialed his trusted aide's number promptly.
"Ughhhhh." Was the eloquent reply.
Pt 2.
"Look man, I don't even know how I got here to this snobby party, can you like just let me leave through those doors again?" A blue haired girl threw her arms up in frustration at an unconcerned doorman.
Seeing a damsel in distress, a red haired male with striped spectacles sidled over to their area and hooked an arm around her. "Yeah, let the little lady go off with her business, and save us all the commotion, okay?" He flashed a cheerful grin as the girl looked up gratefully at him.
"Thanks, the name's Setsuna!" She bid him farewell with a wide smile as she opened the doors and left.
"Luciel." He raised a hand in response.
"Hey, come on, what're you standing there for, the party's starting!"
Her vibrant demeanor etched a place into his memory as he turned around to rejoin the rest.
Idk there's like fewer story prompt thingies but eh whatever. Hope you enjoyed all these cheesy ass cliched tropes that have been overused to death. :) Hopefully the mistake of an RFA was okay.
