Kickin' it with Alexis Campbell
Disclaimer: I do not own Kickin' it or its characters, but I do own my OC, Alexis Campbell. Enjoy yourselves!
Based on the actual series
Bobby Wasabi Martial Arts Academy
Kim had just gotten her opponent in the ground. "Kim you just won a match in the Bobby Wasabi invitational, this must be the most amazing moment of your life!" Rudy said. Kim took of her helmet, "Actually witnessing my sister's birth was…" "Boring!" Rudy said not bothering to listen to her.
Jack was about to start his fight when Bobby entered the dojo. "Bobby, welcome!" Rudy greeted. "I'm sorry, I was hoping to slip in unnoticed," Bobby said driving around. "So, how much is my Pittsburgh dojo winning?" Bobby asked looking at the blue suited team. "Wow, wow, wow, for your information we're kicking butt!" Jerry said and the other warriors walked over to Bobby, who was laughing.
Alex's POV
We won the inventionals even though a certain martial arts legend didn't have faith in us! Now I was sitting in the dojo together with my friends, Jerry and Jack, waiting for Bobby's gift for us's arrival. Just then the door opened and I saw Rudy coming in. He had this huge box with him and some men who wheeled it in. "Guys, the gift Bobby sent us for winning the tournament is finally here!" Rudy exclaimed and I walked over to the big box. "I'll go get a crowbar," Jack said as he started his way, "Ah, no need. Third degree black belt, I'm always packing two," Rudy said and kissed his arms. "Haha, I bet you could win easily in arm wrestling!" I told Jack, not loud enough for Rudy to hear. He smirked pleased as we watched Rudy open the box. He did this knock knock knock knock, before he turned back to us, telling us he knew how to open it. Cheea dunk The wood walls of the box just fell from each other, and hit the ground.
"Aaah, it's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen," Rudy said admiring our gift. "Unless it spits chewing gum, that thing's some serious crap!" I said looking at the wax figure of a skinny Bobby Wasabi. "What is it?" Jack asked just as non-impressed as me. "It's a dude…" Jerry said looking at it. "…It's not a 'dude' it's a piece of film history!" Rudy exclaimed agitated over our ignorance. "This is a statue of Bobby Wasabi from his classic 1977 movie Dojo of Wax!" he explained. "Ok, so it's a dude made of wax…" Jerry said in monotone. Rudy gave him an annoyed and disappointed in us. "I don't get it! How's this stupid statue is supposed to show everyone that we're his number one dojo?" Jack said and I nodded agreeing. "Don't you dare talk with that tone, and when Bobby comes here to take the picture tomorrow you better act grateful!" Rudy yelled angrily, while covering our man candle's sorry ears.
Jerry started walking around the figure. "This thing's kinda creeping me out, its eyes are following me everywhere I go-ooo!" Jerry said as he stumbled over our trophy bench.
I was out at the mall, on Milton and Kim's 'beach.' It was so refreshing! Sitting in those relaxing chairs, while drinking ice cold water, and chilling at the 'beach,' awesome! When I looked over at the dojo, I noticed Jack and Jerry putting up some kind of sign. "We're #1" it read. I walked inside the dojo, when Rudy rushed over to close the door behind me. "Guys, guys, I asked you a thousand times, keep the doors closed!" he exclaimed. "I'm trying to keep the air conditioning in, alright; the statue's made of wax… I need to keep it cool in here!" he said motioning from object to object. "What's that?" Rudy asked noticing the sign. "It's a sign I got from my uncle's junkyard, it used to hang over the men's store down town," Jerry informed our oh-so confused sensei. "We're number one?" he asked. "We didn't take the part that said in men's underpants," Jack said visualizing it with his hands. "I never understood why that store closed! They sold great underpants, at a fair price," Jerry said with crossed arms. "Haha, maybe they were already used," I purposed. "How do you know?" Jerry asked confused. "Wow hang on! That was just a guess, alright?" I said backing up with my hands in the air.
"What's it doing here?" Rudy asked wrinkling his forehead. "That dumb statue isn't gonna show anyone we won the tournament," Jack said pointing to the wax figure. "It's our way of letting people know we're number one!" Jerry said. "Especially cute girls that can read, that's right, I have a type," Jack said causing me to chuckle. That sure is some high claims! "Come on, at least let us turn it on, let's see what it looks like lit up," Jerry said, and Rudy agreed. Both boys got really excited and hurried to turn it on.
End of POV
With no power at the whole mall and a melting wax figure Rudy did the only thing he could do, panic! He told the boys to find a cool place for the statue and together with Alex they left for their mission.
First up they went to the supermarket and placed the statue in the freezer. "Are you sure he won't freak anyone out?" Alex asked the boys. "Of course not, it's only a wax dude," Jerry assured her. "Well, I am not to blame if some old lady gets the creeps and her heart stops," Alex said and relaxed.
A little later they heard some screaming. No wonder what it was… an old lady found the wax figure in the freezer. "It's ok, it's ok, I put him there, he's not alive," Jerry said trying to calm her down. "I told him so," Alex said as she walked away with Jack. "Well, her heart didn't stop," Jack said looking at the lady hitting their poor friend. "Well, it is close enough," she shrugged and they kept walking.
Alex's POV
After the lady stopped hitting Jerry we went to the ice rink. Yeah and what luck we had….a gang of figure skaters were there – please note my sarcasm. Oh, figure skaters are so annoying, at least these! And of course everyone likes Jack! Yeah, it really pisses me off! I don't fancy Jack and I don't have a crush on him, but I don't like the fact that every girl swoons around him just because he is great at karate and looks kinda good… they don't even know him! Anyway we sat in a penalty box in the rink and some of the skaters come in. Seven of them to be exact."Hey Jack!" they all said swarming around him. "Eh, hey!" he answered and I just rolled my eyes. "So, why are you here?" "Wanted to see our practice?" "What did you think?" "Were we good?" they asked, and I made a care-face to Jerry, which looked more jealous than annoyed – boys! "Actually, I came here with my friends because we had to find a cool place for the statue," Jack explained, at least he didn't flirt back! "It's that so, well, Jack, you have any plans for Saturday night?" one of them asked. I quickly looked over, she doesn't know Jack; how can she ask him out? "Well, actually I have practice," Jack said. Wow, I can't believe it, practice doesn't take that long, and he declined...I must say that was pretty cool! "Oh, come on, can't you skip one practice?" she asked flirtatious. "Oh, sweet corn niblets! That is a no! And you don't even know him!" I exclaimed standing up. Yeah, awkward… "Eh, what's the prob sister? I know him," she defended. "Oh yeah, you sure about that? Answer one of these questions; favorite karate move? Birthday? Most used shoe brand? Favorite martial artist? Plays what instrument?" I asked knowing if she really knew Jack, she would know this! "Eh, I don't know…kick? 3.5.97? Converse? I don't know any martial artists! And… the piano?" Helen answered or asked, oh yeah, Helen is the "lead" figure skater. "Seriously? No! Point proved!" I said and she rolled her eyes. "Hey girls, I'm free Saturday night," yep, that was Jerry talking. "Eew! We don't even know you!" Helen exclaimed and slapped Jerry and her wannabe friends copied her move. Jack and I walked out of the penalty box grimacing at Jerry's luck. "So you know the answers to those questions?" Jack asked me. "Of course, I know you! You're favorite karate move is the butterfly kick, your birthday's at 13.7.97, your definite most used shoe brand is Supra, favorite martial artist – Bobby Wasabi and you play the guitar, but you also know a couple of beats on the drums!" I answered pleased with it. "Well, I guess you do know me then," he said and we both snickered.
Jerry's little slap-fight was over and they moved along to the penguin house at the zoo. "Well, wax dude's cold enough," Alex said rubbing her arms freezing. "You cold?" Jack asked looking at the girl which was rocking back and forth. "Pretty much!" she stammered out. "Here," Jack said and started rubbing her arms. "Eh, Jerry I don't think I would eat all the fish," Alex warned Jerry when she noticed he was sitting with the bucket containing all the penguins' fish. "Yeah, why?" he asked grabbing a new fish. "I don't think the penguins are too happy with it," Jack told him. "Come on, this little guy thinks it totally ok!" Jerry assured. The two more enlightened people looked at each other before they kind of ruined his happiness, "What about the mom penguin?" they asked and it jumped Jerry and we all know what happens if Jerry gets beat up!
Jerry, Alex and Jack had gotten back to the dojo after finding cool places for the statue. They waved the guys in. Rudy came in the doors limping. He gave the warriors his story about getting blown of a roof, flee baths, and veterinarians. "Hey where are your shoes?" Kim asked reacting on the fact he had been coming from outside. "I have no idea!" he exclaimed realizing his shoes were off, "What happened to him?" Rudy was motioning to Jerry. "Old lady, figure skaters, angry penguin…" Jack said while Jerry sat down not wanting to remember it. "We've all been there," Rudy said and the warriors looked a little strange at him. "Guys Bobby is gonna be here in one hour," Milton said snapping 'em back to reality. "…Everyone put on you gees!" Rudy said, and gave Jerry his coupon for a free flee bath.
The warriors came running into the main part of the dojo hearing Jerry's scream. It sounded like a girl's, but no one ever doubted it was Jerry. "…I can't tell if I'm talking to his face or his butt," Rudy explained given in the melted Bobby. He kinda had his hope up though, saying Bobby just got a little soft! "I think it's a little bit of both!" Jerry said looking over. "I don't get it, it's cool in here th-the air conditioning is back on," Kim said confused. "Ah, what's that bright light?" Alex exclaimed blinded by some light. "It's a reflector; it's shooting a beam of sun in here!" Jack said looking outside.
Bobby entered the dojo, while Rudy was still complaining about the wax man. All of the warriors stood in front of the melted man, to avoid Bobby from seeing it. "Bobby, you're here. You're early!" he exclaimed greeting his boss. "How is my number one dojo? Rudy are you ready for our picture?!" Bobby asked grabbing Rudy's shoulder. "Ohhh!" he exclaimed looking terrified. He had caught a glimpse of his melted statue. "Is that the statue that I gave you?" he yelled, "I honored your dojo and this, THIS, is how you repay me?" he asked angrily. "I thought you turned this dojo around, but I was wrong! There will be no cover of karate fancy for you!" he yelled flipping his hair.
"Wait!" Jack exclaimed. "It wasn't Rudy, it was me. I put up a we're #1 sign, because I wanted everyone to know that we won the tournament… and it caused a black out!" Jack said motioning to the melted Bobby. "It was me too!" Jerry admitted, "Rudy told us true champions don't have to brag, especially with a second hand underpants sign!" "It was my fault, I was angry at Kim, so I threw down the reflector that melted Bobby, I love science… but she can be a cruel mistress!" Milton said annoyed. "No Milton, I'm to blame! I was so obsessed with getting my phone turned back on that I went all psycho boss on you, I'm sorry!" Kim told Milton. "I'm confused, who is responsible for melting me?" Bobby yelled…confused. "I am!" All the warriors except for Alex replied. "I guess I'm guilty in this in some way, I just can't come up with one right now," she said and entered the guilty guys' group. "Guys thanks, but this is my dojo, and I'm responsible for what happens here," Rudy told his students.
"Bobby, with all respect, Rudy is a great sensei," Kim said, and when she didn't say anything else and Bobby didn't seem to care too much, Alex did her entrance, "Oh boohoo we melted your man candle, get over it!" she said with attitude. "Maybe your right, little, cute, terrifying girls," Bobby said and looked at them. "But what I just saw here, is what the wasabi code is all about, honor," Bobby walked over to Jerry, "Friendship," to Milton and Jack, "And loyalty," he said reaching the girls and every warrior. "Sure I don't know how the underpants fit in and that one has a dog bow in his hair," Bobby pointed at Jerry which was sucking his thumb. "But I do know, this dojo is number one," Bobby said and the warriors all smiled. "And you're right Jack, everyone should see that!" He exclaimed and switched on the sign. "Looks like your cruddy sign blew out the power," Bobby started laughing, "Bye!" he exclaimed when none of the warriors joined in.
Yeah, that's it… not my favorite, but yeah. Be sure to check Alex's clothes on Polyvore, follow the link on my profile and i bectha you'll find it!