It was sometime in the early morning. I wasn't drunk anymore, just a little buzzed. I was out on the back porch smoking a cigarette. I was still in my underwear, but I had a blanket draped over my shoulders. It had been 30 minutes since Yoruichi caught me with Toshiro's hand in my vagina. Nothing happened really. She just gaped for a solid minute, then ran away. I mean what was I expecting? How exactly do you react to something like that? I noticed the back door slide open. Toshiro walked out. He was still in his boxers as well. He took a seat next to me and sighed deeply.

"She's not coming out I've been knocking on her door for almost 15 minutes."

I gave a sarcastic laugh. "Well what did you expect?"

"Hmm I guess you're right."

I handed him a smoke. "Smoke that."

He took it. "Aren't these bad for you?"

"I held up my lighter. "You're gonna live a long time Toshiro."

He bent down and put his cigarette to the flame. He inhaled and then exhaled through his nose.

I took some of my blanket and threw it over his shoulders. He scooted closer for warmth. We sat there smoking in silence for while.

"She loves you ya know."

I shook my head. "Don't say that."

"Why not? It's true. And you love her. Well at least you did before everything went blank."

My head snapped. "What do you mean?"

"Well before you lost your memories you guys were together, I'm pretty you guys were in love."

"Wait! We were dating? Like she was my girlfriend?"

"Well not exactly, not officially."

"So, it's not for sure then."

"Not exactly. There was definitely something going on. Everyone knew it."

I was about to ask another question when I heard the door slide open again. A chill went down my spine and all the hairs on my body stood up. I felt the presence and I instantly knew who it was.

"Do you mind if I talk to Soi Fon Toshiro?"

We both looked up and saw Yoruichi standing over us. I had a bad feeling. I couldn't read her. Her face was expressionless. Toshiro nearly jumped when she spoke. I could feel his anxiety as well.

He laughed nervously. "You don't have to ask me twice."

He threw the blanket off him and stood up. Yoruichi swiftly took his seat. I watched Toshiro walk to the door and as he stepped inside he looked at me and split his two fingers apart and stuck his tongue through them. I glared at him. I would give him the bird but Yoruichi was next to me. Once he was gone Yoruichi looked at me. She looked confused and a little hurt.

"Soi Fon I-"

I cut her off. "Look I didn't enjoy it, he only put like two fingers in. He didn't touch my clit and I swear I didn't come!"

Yoruichi looked bewildered. "Umm, I wasn't really concerned about that."

I suddenly felt really dumb. "Oh yeah, so carry on."

"Soi I wanted to talk about what happened with Yamamoto."

I put my head in my hands. "Can we not?"

She leaned into me and took my hand in hers. "Soi Fon please."

I sadly nodded.

"Look Soi that night was not the time or the place for anything like that to be said, you're so new to everything and I just want us to spend time together so that we can get back to where we used to be."

"Where we used to be?"

"Yes exactly."

"Toshiro told me we were dating is that true?"

Yoruichi looked shocked. "He said that?"

"Yes he did, now answer the question were we together?"

She let go of my hand and looked down.

"Soi it's just so complicated you wouldn't understand."

I raised my voice. "I wouldn't understand what? Were we together? Are you in love with me? I need to know now!"

"Soi please I just don't want to scare you."

"Fine!" I stood up and went to the door went I had it open I felt her catch my first. I turned and glared.

There were tears running down her cheeks. Her eyes were soft. Desperate. Pleading.

"Soi Fon please, I know this has been hard on you but it's been hard on me to. I'm just trying to do what I think is right. And I'm desperately trying to keep you from running away from me."

"I'm not going to run." I whispered.

"You already have."

She came close to me so that our chests were touching. She still had my wrist and I entwined my fingers in hers.

"I won't again, I promise."

She gave me a sad smile. "Thank you."

I could feel the heat rising between us from the closeness. I began to get that same feeling again whenever she was close to me. The excited nervousness. The kind of feeling that made your stomach do flips. She began to lean in slowly. I wasn't really afraid anymore and I was a bit curious so I leaned in as well. Our lips met gently at first until I pressed in a little harder. She moved her lips cautiously against mine, I could tell she was being careful not to scare me. But I was still a little buzzed, and this feeling was making me high. Fuck it. I threw my arms around her neck digging my fingers into her silky hair. I think it shocked her a little but none the less she wrapped her arms around my waist and kissed me fiercely.

We broke after a few minutes in need of air. Yoruichi leaned her head against mine and closed her eyes.

"Stay with me tonight?" She asked.

"Yeah."

She took my hand and led me inside. We walked up the stairs and into her bedroom. I sat on her bed for a minute waiting for her to change into her bed clothes. I however remained in my underwear. When she changed she came back and got into bed without a word. I lifted the covers and slid into bed next to her. I hesitantly laid my head in the crook of her neck and laid my arm around her mid section. She reciprocated and wrapped her arms around me. I closed my eyes and tried to sleep. We said nothing, we just both knew, this was right.

Yoruichi woke up in the late afternoon to her phone buzzing. She sat up and flipped it open.

Her eyes went wide. Now? It's too soon!

She looked around. Soi Fon was no where. She quickly went downstairs. She found Toshiro and Kisuke having coffee and reading the news paper.

"Where is Soi Fon!" She demanded.

"Oh she went to the casino, turns out she had a lot of drug money left over." Kisuke mused.

"Drug money?"

I walked in right when I heard the word drug money. But I wasn't concerned I was pissed. Someone stole all of my chips!

"Soi Fon where have you been?" Yoruichi asked angrily.

"Casino. But some motherfucker stole all of my chips."

"How much?" Kisuke asked.

"80,000 doller!" I kicked over a chair.

"Ok Soi Fon you're going to have to forget about that, Yamamoto activated you for a mission. We need to return to the Soul Society now!"

Kisuke got up. "I'll go fire up the Senkaimon!"

"So soon? What mission?" I asked.

"I don't know. We have to meet with him. Maybe I can talk him out of it."

It only took us a minute to gather our things. Kisuke opened the gate we stepped through and just like that we were back in the Soul Society. We dropped off our bags at my place and them we made our way to Yamamoto's private office. We arrived at huge oak doors. One of the guards knelt down in front of them.

"Sir they're here." He said loudly.

"Enter!"

The doors opened and we walked in. Yamamoto sat at his desk with his back turned. As we approached he turned around.

"Ahh good to see you both. I suppose you're here to be briefed on the mission?"

Yoruichi spoke first. "Yes Head Captain, but I'm wondering if it isn't too soon?"

"I hear your concern Yoruichi, but Soi Fon must start doing her job again. Besides I have selected this mission because it is a simple place for Soi Fon to start again. It is a mere coercion mission. No fighting, no blood split, just words, very simple."

"Can you bitch slap people with that beard?" I asked

Yamamoto gave me a strange look. He reached under his desk and pulled out a file.

"Mr. Hamachi is a business man who has recently been released from prison. He has several militia and strategically placed armories and the goal is to get him to come into alliance with the Soul Society in exchange for services from the punishment force."

"So where does Soi come in?" Yoruichi wavered.

"What does a man whose been in jail wants? To be with an attractive young woman! Soi Fon will be his date as well has seal the deal between us and him!"

"Since when did I become attractive? I have an Asian hair cut!" I said pointing to my head.

Soi Fon you are to report to Lieutenant Mastumoto in the morning for prep and then you will be escorted to the hotel by the punishment force. Dismissed.

We started to walk away.

"Oh and Yoruichi."

"Yes?"

"You are not to interfere under any circumstance."

Rangiku spun me around in the chair in front of a huge mirror.

"I'm so happy I get to make you look pretty!" She squealed.

I glared at my reflection. I was so pissed. Dresses and make up were so not my thing. I was a pants person.

She undid one of my braids and started to curl my long hair. God shoot me in the face!

Yoruichi sat on a chair outside. Apparently she wasn't allowed to see until everything was done. She was flipping through her phone, she couldn't shake the feeling that something bad was going to happen.

45 minutes later Rangiku poked her head out.

"She's ready." She smiled.

My hair was fucking curled I had make up on and I was wearing a navy blue dress. WHAT THE FUCK? I was going to make Yamamoto bitch slap himself with his beard!

I was messing with the zipper when I heard the door open. I looked up and saw Yoruichi. She was almost gaping. Although I wouldn't know why.

"I can't get the Goddamn zipper!"

That seemed to snap Yoruichi out of her trance.

"Um I-I I'll help y-you." She stuttered.

I turned around and I felt Yoruichi zip my dress up. But I felt her fingers lingering at my waist. I waited a couple of seconds. But I couldn't take it so I turned around. She was a great deal taller than me so I had to look up into her eyes. They we warm like honey. I felt myself leaning in a little.

"OK they're opening the gate let's go!" Rangiku yelled.

Her sudden presence made me jump away from Yoruichi. We both agreed and we made our way out. Rangiku giving me a wink as we took exit. We went through the Senkaimon and arrived on the street with several black SUV's. We all climbed and and started off towards the hotel. The ride was short. And we all filed out and went inside.

The hotel was very lavish. Persian carpets and gold plated ceilings. The first group went to the elevator. We stepped in and hit the top floor, the destination of the villas. I stood next to Yoruichi as the elevator ascended. Music was playing and I just felt like singing.

Josie's on a vacation far away

Come around and talk it over

So many things that I wanna say

You know I like my girls a little bit older

I just wanna use your love tonight

I don't wanna lost your love tonight

"How can you be so calm this guy is a pervert!" Yoruichi hissed in my ear.

"Relax Yoruichi it's classic he said she said, I'm very convincing!"

"Does everything you do end in a disaster?"

"I'm a cocaine addict it always happens like this!" I winked.

The bell went off and the doors opened and we all filed out. The guards led us to a door that had two goons standing on either side of it.

I looked back at Yoruichi and winked. "See ya."

I opened the door and went inside. I saw a man standing by the mini bar. Needless to say he was hideous. He looked like big foot. His hair was gray and he had it pulled back. He also had a short beard and he was old enough to be my grandfather.

"Can I offer you some champagne?" He asked.

"I'd love some!" I tried my best to be charming.

He poured me a glass and we moved to sit on the couch.

"So the Captain of squad two and the punishment force eh?" He put his hand on my thigh.

"Not so much." I moved his hand off me.

His expression went sour and he leaned forward to set his glass on the table. Then suddenly he jumped on top of me spilling my drink. He pulled out a knife and pressed it into my face but not enough to draw blood.

"You spilled my drink." I snorted.

"I could kill you right now, unless do exactly as I say. He smiled evilly and started to undo his pants.

I scratched my upper lip with my pinkie. "Mmm hmm point set match douchebag."

"What?"

Yoruichi

I was sitting in a chair biting my thumb. I had a really bad feeling about Soi being in there alone. That's when I started to hear crashing sounds, then I thought I heard Soi scream.

I jumped to my feet and sprinted for the door. Suddenly I was pushed back by two punishment force agents.

"You mustn't interfere!" They chanted.

"She's getting raped let me through!" I yelled.

Out of no where the doors suddenly burst open and someone flew out hitting the adjacent wall causing the plaster to crack. It was Mr. Hamachi! He wasn't wearing any pants either. He stood up and wiped some blood from his mouth. He also looked very frightened.

Soi walked out holding a brown purse and spinning a crow bar in the other.

"You gonna fuck on me?" She screamed.

Mr. Hamachi waved his hands. "No, no I'm so sorry. No one's gonna fuck on you! I'm sorry they made you wear a dress it's not your fault! I'll get you pants, please!"

Soi threw the bar and it hit him straight in the head. He fell into the wall upon impact.

"I'm the fucking biggest dyke in the Seireitei and they made me wear a dress!" She screamed.

She took out a knife from the bag and cut the dress from the shoulder down. She kicked off the shoes and stepped out the dress. Leaving her in a black bra and a pair of tiny black and red Calvin Klein boxers.

"And they fucking curled my hair!"

Soi took the knife and cut off her long strands of hair. Mr. Hamachi's goons were by his side trying to help him up.

Soi pointed at him. "Get up please."

Mr. Hamachi stood up. "Yes?"

"I want my purse back asshole!"

"It's not a purse it's a satchel!" he yelled.

I had no idea what was going on. I was just glad that old perv hadn't defiled Soi's body.

"It's a purse and you steal from wrong guy ok!"

"I didn't steal from you!" Mr. Hamachi argued.

"We met at a craps table yesterday. You were on a heater and I played your hot streak. I put the chips in my purse and you switched with me. Mine had 80,000 dollar inside!"

"Ok it's fine simple mistake, we switched bags. It's no big deal."

"Ok if it is uh no big deal why when I come to you start screaming like crazy and try to eat my snatch? You said I was your lucky charm and you wanted to take me home with you!"

Hamachi started laughing nervously. "Hahahahaha lucky charm."

Soi started laughing to. "Hahahaha FUCK YOU!"

"Well it's fine classic mix up, you know I can write you a check right now!" Hamachi offered.

"No checks, here's whats gonna happen. You're going to give your alliance to the soul society and you're going to get me my money cash only!"

Soi walked up to one of the goons and took the sunglasses right off his face and put them on. Then she pulled out a cigarette and lit up.

She breathed the smoke out her nose and looked at Hamachi.

"Toodaloo motherfukaaaaaaaa!"