(Please note that underlined and itilisized words are the Narrator. Bold is me whenever I feel like talking. And now the cuss-word-cutter-outer guy's is bold and underlined. Anything or anyone else is just underlined.)
Know Your Stars!
Sesshomaru was lazily walking on a path. Rin, Jaken, and that two or three headed demon, Momo I bevieve, were gone. Why? 'Cause Sesshomaru likes it like that, thats why! Sesshomaru has that lazy expression on his face like he usually does. He stops and sighs, closing his eyes in the process.
God! Even though you were make-up, your still smexy!!
Sesshomaru: I thought I wasn't alone...
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars!
Sesshomaru: ...
Anywhozle, Sesshomaru, you're being interviewed!!
Sesshomaru: Hmph..
God... your quietness is just improving your hottness!
Ash: Oh, please!
Kuyoko: Actually... she has a point! [drool]
Sesshomaru: I think you're just jealous...
Ash: WHAT?!? Me, jealous of YOU?! HA!
I agree with Sesshomaru... [drool]
Kuyoko: But it's kinda weird that he actually said that!
Sesshomaru: I can talk, you know... just not much around other people... but since I'm on an interviewing show... maybe. But I've heard about you...
From who? Ooohh! You've talked to Inuyasha, haven't you? We all know that you secretly want to be his older brother who loves and plays with him.
Sesshomaru: That's going a little too far...
Kuyoko: OMG!! His voice is sooo smexy! [daydreams]
Ash: What the &# are you daydreaming about?!?! My voice is JUST as smexy! And YOU! Stop making my girl fall for you!!
Sesshomaru: I'm not doing anything.
Omg...
Ash: What...?
He is sooo sexy... with his long hair... and make-up... and gold eyes... and-
Ash: WE GET THE POINT!!
Sesshomaru: Heh...
Kuyoko: Nyaahh...[drools]
Sesshomaru: Um...
Um... anyway... Sesshomaru... you...omg!! I can't insult him! He's too smexy!
Ash: Oh, for the love of &# God! I'll-
God: Yes..?
Oh, c'mon! Are you serious?!
God: No, I'm XM!
&#, you so stole that from me!
God: Or did I? Du du du du duuuuu...
Sesshomaru: ...
Kuyoko: I don't understand, is there a gas leak somewhere...?
You stole that from SpongeBob....
Kuyoko: Shut up, you &#!
God: You are TOTALLY not getting into heaven with THAT additude.
Kuyoko: Who said I'm ever gonna die? And why are you still here, anyway? Don't you have eyelash wishes to grant? Like MINE!
Sesshomaru: Um...
God: You made one? When?
Kuyoko: THIS MORNING!!
God: ... OH LOOK AT THE TIME! See you people in hel- I mean, heaven!
Was he about to say 'hell'?
Sesshomaru: I think so... do you people always get off topic like that?
Oh yeah, we totally digress. It's a bad habit.
Kuyoko: Um... I think we're about out of time...
Ash: Thank God...
God: You're welcome!
Ash: ...
Kuyoko: ...
...
Sesshomaru: ...
Yes... well... I think that's all the time we have today! Now you know your star!
Sesshomaru: They only know how sexy I am.
Isn't THAT the trueth? Anywhozle, join us next time on Know Your Stars! Next we're interviewing Rin! See ya!