EP 10: Animo Farm
Intro:
A green glowing, steel pod was flying through space, hurtling towards earth as it crashes, making a huge green flash.
The camera zooms out from the glowing symbol on the Ultimatrix as Dan looks up close at it.
He then activates it while smirking at the camera, raising his hand high and slapping it down on the core.
The background turns all green as Dan morphed into Humungousaur, who pumps his fists while slamming his tail on the ground with a smirk.
A white number appears on the left side, starting at 1.
"Dan 10!"
2: Heatblast ignites 2 fire balls in his hands.
"Dan 10."
3: XLR8 zooms into the right.
4: Diamondhead swaps his right arm across as it turns into a blade.
"DAN 10!"
5: Cannonbolt uncurls and poses.
"Dan 10!"
"Dan 10."
6: Upgrade stretches out of his puddle form.
7: Grey Matter hops off the 7 and lands into a crouch, giving a thumbs up and a smile.
"DAN 10!"
8: Water Hazard slides in on his water blasts and raises his fists up.
"Dan 10."
9: Snare-Oh extends his 4 back tendrils to act as spider legs, carrying him into action.
10: Big Chill phases through the number and floats briefly before zooming near the camera.
"DAN 10!"
Big Chill's head turns back into Dan's as it rotates.
The camera zooms out to reveal Max and Kate by his side.
Dan gave a low-five as his Grandfather as Kate crosses her arm and shakes her head playfully with a smile.
The 2 then ran off-screen, making Dan run towards the camera with a look determination.
He then froze as the series logo appeared above along with his alien, 5 on each side.
The Tennysons were all at parking lot of a festival, standing outside of the parked RV as Dan looks unamused. "Welcome to the 'Corneal County Corn Festival', kids! Okay, gang. Let's head out and see what's popping!" Max said as he took off his usual cap and places a corn theme one as Kate does the same with a headband version.
"The corniest place on earth." Dan sighs out in completely boredom, not looking forward to going to a corn festival. Just then, he got an idea to get out this pickle. "Do you hear that? It sounds like my video games are calling for me!"
Kate got a deadpan look at her brother's attempt to get out of this. Dan then tries to pen the passenger door, but couldn't. "Hey, Grandpa! I think the door's broken." "Well, Dan. Since you don't want to go to the festival, you don't have to."
"Really!? So, do you want to give me the key or…?" "Nope! As I was saying, you don't have go to the festival! But you still need to spend the day outside! Make some new friends!" Both Max and Kate smiles, amused at the situation her brother has been put in.
Dan got a grouchy look as he crosses his arms. "Well played, grandfather of mine." He grits out as he starts hating this day already.
Later, Dan was mumbling to himself as he walks along a meadow. "Outside. What am I suppose to do outside?!" Just then, a football bonks Dan on the head, making him catch it and rubs his head in pain. "Hey! He caught it!"
He looks over to see 3 teens and a kid calling out to him. "Want to play Football?" "Football? No thanks, I'm more of a Soccer guy, myself." The kid calls out. "But you're the best Football player we have ever seen!"
"Well, when you put it that way. Okay!" he then walks over to the group. "So, what's our team name?" The blond, fat teen answers back. "Oh, we have a great name! We're the-" "LOSERS!" Just then, another group of teens, wearing black and yellow sport outfits, shows up.
"You ready to lose?" The group of jocks all laugh at the other group. Dan ushers the others to go long as the jocks all charged. The group tries their best, but the jocks keeps tackling them and knocking them on the ground as they catches their own football.
"Man, these guys are horrible. Guess it's up to me then!" But before Dan could throw his ball, the jocks dog-piled on him. Dan squeeze himself out and dusts himself off. "This is not going well. I should even the od-d-d-d-d-s-s-s-s." Dan suddenly felt rumbling from the ground.
Suddenly, a giant, Steampunk-looking drill burst out of the ground. At first, Dan thought it was Steam Smythe, but when the hatch on the body opens, there were actually 2 mutant animals in it.
One is a hybrid gorilla and horse. He has brown hair all over his body. He has two red eyes, but he has a scar on his left eye. The part of his face above his nose is also red. When his mouth is closed, two bottom teeth stick out. He has four black fingers on his arms and two heels as legs. His chest, belly, and part of his face are the only parts of his body that don't have hair.
The other is white cow with brown spots. His tummy and mouth are pink. He has grey armor and has mechanical teats. He also has a little beard. He has silver pads on her shoulders and two grey horns. He also has grey hooves and yellow eyes.
"Napoleon said to get the 'Animal Feed'." "Scanning…" The cow's eyes glowed, targeting a bunch of bags of Animal feed in a barn as all the people, except Dan, runs away in fear. "Identified. Let's Mo-o-o-o-ove!" The cow bellowed out as he and the other mutant starts heading towards the barn.
"Okay, this would never happened if I just played video games." Dan commits and then rolls out of the way of the mutants. He then stands up and starts dialing. "Whatever Crazy Petting Zoo these guys crawled out of, it's time to send them back!" Dan slaps down on the icon of a hooded- figure. FLASH
Ice started to spread around him as Dan shivered before being covered in a glacier cocoon. A Hand busted out it, only it's changed. It is now a black arm with patches of cyan on it and has 3 claws with a 4th acting like a thumb. It also has white wristband. A leg then burst out, having the same style as the arm, only with no white wristbands and having 2 toes with a 3rd extension on his ankles. The Ice then burst completely.
Dan is now a humanoid, moth-like alien that has a black body with patches of cyan on shoulders as well. It has a blue chest plate that covers all of it with 3 gill-like lines on each side and a long one that goes down the abdomen over the smaller stomach plates. His Bat-like wings are unfolded as the top part of his wings are still folded, giving him a hood as white fur forms around his neck. His head has a blue stripe on his chin as well as cheeks and underjaw of the same color. He has sharp eyebrows along with large green eyes with dark green spots. The top of his head also sports a blue Y-shaped marking that extends over his scalp. He has a wide mouth with teeth that always showing, even when he is talking. He lastly has green shorts with a white waist band and helms along with a black line down the middle. The Ultimatrix is on the waistband like a belt.
[ Insane mane Reboot Big Chill's clothes, fur and hood. UAF Body Style. Omniverse Body design. All combined together.]
"Big Chill, on the scene!" Big Chill calls out as he poses heroically. "Y-y-y-you stay away!" Big Chill turns and sees one of the jocks standing in front of the mutants, trying to shoo them away while not peeing his pants in fear. "This for our animals! Find your own feed!" The mutants just look down at him as the Horse-Gorilla nearly said. "Found it."
The jock was shaking in terror when… "I got you!" Big Chill swoops down and grabs the teen, flying away as the mutants merely ignores them. "Let me go! I had them were I want them!" "Okay, if you say so." Big Chill drops the teen in a pig pen, making a splat as he lands in the mud, and flies back to the barn.
"Drop the goods, now!" Big Chill exclaims as he landed, gaining the mutants attention. "What is that?" "Got to be another Accidental. Take it out!" "Affirmative!" The Cow responded as tentacles extended from his tents. The limbs latched onto Big Chill.
But before he could phased through them, they start shocking him. He was then knocked back by the force as electricity courses through his body. "Owwwwwww… That was…. embarrassing." The moth alien starts felling sleepy. He tried to stay awake, but his eyes starts blinking before closing as he got knocked out.
Later, as Big Chill starts coming to, he was tossed into a room with a cell door by the gorilla. He rubs his head in pain before finally coming around. "Who do you guys think you're messing with?! Just wait, I got 9 more guys that are… Wait a sec, why am I still Big Chill?" He said as he looks at himself.
Big Chill then decided as to forget about his time-out problem to noticed that he is not in the meadow anymore. "Where am I?" "You're on The Farm." Big chill turns around to see 2 small mutants. One is a humanoid chicken with glasses, another is a humanoid bull wearing a Scotland outfit.
"If you're in here, you're a prisoner. I'm Nugget. This is Minitaur." Nugget then points at 2 more mutants behind him. One is a mouse and dragon hybrid while the other is a cross between a goat and a terradactyl. "Chinzilla and Goatadactyl."
Chinzilla is very large, and has orange hair and big mouse ears. He has big red eyes and a pink nose. Around his nose, he has four black whiskers. His face, tummy, and insides of his ears are apricot colored. He has a green tail with grey spikes and green legs with grey claws. He also has green hands.
Goatadactyl has a head that is purple, and he has purple wings connected to his head. He has two short yellow horns on his head, and has sharp whitish teeth. Goatadactyl has a light purple tail and whitish-purple legs. He also has black hooves. The mutant screeched in reply.
"Uhh… I'm Dan?" Big Chill answers, really confused about the mutants and 'The Farm'. His wings fold around him like a cloak as he stands up while the 2 bigger mutants locked the cell. "Wait a minute… Mutated animal lunk-heads, Guard towers, and…" Big Chill widened his eyes as he saw statue of a familiar mad scientist that he and his family fought before. "ANIMO!?"
"That's DR. Animo, Accidental. The most ingenious, and global respected scientist in the history of… well, history." "Whatever. Who's in charge here? You 2?" Big Chill questioned. "No! That would be me. 'SNORT'" The 2 mutants part way as another mutant shows up.
The new mutant is a buff humanoid pig that is wearing a blue ribbon around his neck and a pair of black shorts. He had 3 claws on his left hand, but it has another head for a right one. The head has 2 trotters. Both heads have yellow eyes as well.
"I enforce the rules. I keep dumb Accidentals like you in line." "Who in the what, now?" Big Chill commits in confusion. "Madcow must have fired your brain! 'OINK' There are 2 types of mutants on this Farm! Alphas, 'SNORT' like me: Super-strong and super-awesome! And then there are Accidentals: Pathetic mistakes of science!" 'SQUEE' You."
"Hooray. We get to listen to this again." Nugget deadpans. "HEY! 'SNORT' You Accidental only have 1 job: Do what ever we Alphas tell you! 'SLOOBER'" The pig then starts walking away as Big Chill watches. Once he knows it's safe, he then spring into action. "I'm out of here." Turning intangible, he steps through the bars and unfolds his wings, taking off to the skies.
"LATER, SUCKERS!" Big Chill flew passed the statue and was about to head out. But just as he was about to reach freedom… ZAP "OOFFF!" Big chill was knocked into an orange with yellow lines, Multi-Hexagon wall that appeared out of nowhere. The moth fell to the ground on his back.
The pig then shows up over him. "Careful, newbie. Animo installed an Electromagnetic Forcefield. For your safety, of course." "Of course." The main head repeated. Big Chill narrows his eyes at the invisible forcefield, realizing what is up with the Gauntlet. "That's got to be why I'm still Big Chill. It must be messing with the Gauntlet."
Just then, the Moth Alien was picked up by his leg and hung upside down by the Pig Mutant as they glared at him. "Talking to yourself. First sign of a filthy Accidental." "How about you 2 just cool off!?" Big Chill then fires his freeze breath at the Pigs, trapping the top part of their body in ice. Big Chill then phased through the grip, flipping right-side up and cloaks himself.
The Pig then breaks out as they both shake off the cold. They then both glared at him again. "So you can freeze stuff and go through things. BIG DEAL! 'SNORT' You're still a dumb Accidental!" "Accidental." Nugget and Minitaur both leans out of the cell bars and calls out. "His name is Dan!"
The Pig mutant merely yells back. "As far as I'm concerned, it's 'Loser'! 'SNORT' All of you. Loser 1! Loser 2! Lose… er… Loser 3! NOW START DOING STUFF!" The hand head yells out in angry.
Later, The Accidentals are doing hard Farm Work while the Alphas just watched. Big Chill, on the other hand, rams into the shield. He then floats as he looks at the energy wall, thinking of a way to break through it.
The others kept working and watching as Big Chill then made ice formed on his hands, taking the form of a mace on his left and a hammer on his right. He then pounds away at the shield, only for his weapons to break after some hits.
He narrows his eyes in annoyance and decide to fly through the force field while being intangible, only to get blocked as well. Rubbing his head, he then turned intangible again, only going through the ground this time. He did that, only to get knocked back up and lands on his butt as he shakes his head. "Great. Animo made this shield to go underground as well."
"Get ba-a-a-a-ack to work." Big Chill turns to see a sheep on 2 legs looking at him. "You're a sheep. So why are you an Alpha?" Big Chill smugly questions as he stands up and cloaks himself. Just then, a huge, snarling wolf head extended from the body and glares down at the surprised Moth. "This is why!" "Yep, getting back to work!" Big Chill fearfully said as he grabs a nearby Wheelbarrow and starts running.
Big Chill is leaning out the window of the cell area as the others shucks corn. The Alphas were busy working out. "Let's see, I can freeze the Alphas. I can Phased through anything. But I can't get through the forcefield, no matter what! There has to be a way out of here."
"You've been trying all afternoon, laddie! You can't get out!" Big Chill then widened his eyes at Minitaur's words. "I can't. But WE can!" Big Chill then stands up and approaches the group. "How are they keeping the forcefield on?" "The big generator in the central barn." Nugget answers.
"Good! I realized my powers maybe not enough. But if we want to get out of here, we're going to need to work together and smashed the generator and escape!" Minitaur just chuckled at the alien's words. "You might be able to convinced these pea brains to follow you on you're fool errand. But I'm staying right here and shucking corn!"
"You know if we are going to get out of here, we need to forge into a team. Understand, Minitaur?" "You're all fools." Big Chill merely responded back. "Who's more foolish? 'The Fool' or the one who follows him?" "That doesn't even- okay! Let's get on with it!" The other Accidentals all cheer as Big Chill smiles.
Later, Minitaur is wheeling in a huge haystack as the Pig mutant was napping. The doors shuts behind him, letting Big Chill to phased through the hay as the other came out as well. "Okay, team! Go time!" The moth calls out as he and the others ran father into the barn. They came to a stop in front of a fast-moving fan in a big tub.
Big chill looks at the fan and notices a small switch to shut it off, but it was in a small box area that was too tiny for fit in. Big Chill then looks at nugget as the chicken questions. "What?" The alien merely picks him up and made the both of them intangible, phasing through the fan and setting nugget down. He then pulls the switch and the fan shut off.
The others followed as the moved on to a new obstacle. "Hmm… a puzzle lock." SMASH Chinzilla merely smashed through the wall, making a big hole. "Oh, or we could do that." They went through the hole, coming a cross a giant red glowing machine that is connected to others on the sides of the barn.
"The Generator! We did it! Let's smash this thing and get out of here, guys!" Just then, the ground rumbles before the drill machine burst out in front of them. The hatch opens to reveal the pig mutant. "BAD MOVE, LOSERS!" "Losers." "'SNORT' You all just volunteered to clean the outhouses, for the rest of your lives!" "Your lives."
The Accidentals all screamed and panic as Big Chill just stood with shock. Chinzilla runs through the wall, running outside as his fellow mutants followed him. "Well, guess it's up to-" POW Big Chill was sent flying by the surprise punch lands out side of the barn, face first.
"Ow…" Big Chill stood up and shakes his head as his team gathers around him. "What's the deal, guys? We were right there!" "We could never get pass the Alphas!" Nugget gloomily says as Minitaur adds in. "Told ya, we can't do it."
"No! We can still bring down the forcefield!" "But how?" Nugget questions the moth alien. The drill then burst out in front of them again, only this time, all of the Alphas climbed out of it. "WE fight!" The Accidentals hides behind Big Chill in response.
"FIGHT!? THEM?!" Minitaur exclaims. "Look, The Alphas are big and deadly!" Big Chill gestures to them as the pig mutant punches his hand head. "But there also lazy, dumb and selfish. Everyone of us can do something they can't: Be a team player!"
"Time to lose, Losers!" The pig hand calls out. "Hut, Hut, Hike!" Big chill calls out. Then both teams starts charging at each other, both yelling out battle cries.
Mad Cow tries to shock Goatadactyl, but he dodges the tendrils and lands onto the cow's back, biting into his generators and shocking the mutant as he struggles to get it of him.
Minitaur was backing into a wall as the wolf sheep approaches him. HE then tries to bite as Minitaur covers his eyes, only to noticed something. He looks up to see that his horns are blocking the jaws. The wolf mutant shakes his heads and tries again, only to meet the same result. Minitaur then slams his horns forward, sending the mutant on his side.
The horse/gorilla punches Chinzilla, who completely ignores the pain and breathes fire on him, burning him black as he puffs out smoke and faints on his back. Nugget ran past them, being chased by the drill. He kept running until he trips over a small rock, crashing in front of the statue. As the pig mutant was steering the machine.
"HEY, BACON-BITS!" He turns back to see Big Chill flying behind him. "Time to tenderize some meat!" Big Chill then socks both heads, making the pig mutant try and swap at him, but the moth keeps dodging and phasing through his attacks, punching back when he can.
Big Chill flips backwards and then breath a huge gust of ice, freezing all but the mutant's legs. He then formed ice over his right arm and made the end a flat surface. He then charges at the frozen pork, as both sets of eyes widened. POW SMASH
He smashed the ice, knocking the pigs out as the hand head slouches on a lever, making the drill go forward. "He's abandoned me! Dan left!" "Calm down, you big chicken." Big Chill told Nugget as he grans and holds him near the statue as the drill bore into the stone base. "Care to end this?" Nugget pokes the statue, sending it tumbling into the barn generator and explodes.
Big Chill and Nugget posed heroically at a job well-done.
Later, Big Chill and the others gave the Alphas a taste of their own medicine by locking them in the cell. "Sorry, guys! This isn't a cage-free farm!" He and the others laugh at the farm related pun. "Good one, Dan!"
The forcefield then shuts down as the gang looks up. BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP Big Chill looks down at his blinking symbol and smiles. FLASH "Finally! Never thought I be back to normal!" "Wait… you're a human?" "Yeah, long story." Dan responds to Nugget's question.
Kate and Max were walking back to the Rust Bucket while carrying corn-themed food and drinks. "Dan really missed out! Can you believe that they have corncob milk shakes? You know, for once, we have a crazier story then Dan!" Just then she widened her eyes at something happing at the field.
One of the jocks grabbed the ball, but Goatadactyl swoops down and grabs it, dropping onto Minitaur's horn as he runs. He was then stopped by some jocks, But Dan grabs the ball from on top of Chinzilla as he breaths fire, scaring the jocks away as he runs and laughs. Dan then throws the ball down, scoring a victory. "TOUCHDOWN!" Both human and mutant teams of Dan cheerers at the victory.
Kate's drink slipped out of her hand as she gained a deadpan look and took of her band. "Unbelievable." She then walks off in defeat. "SCCRREEEECCCH!" "Uh… yeah, we're going to need to work on that team cheer."