Chapter 7 Finally a Dare for Someone Other than the Ninja or Deadpool and Three Angry Siblings

Joy: Welcome back to another episode after a few days. Well I'm going to say this. We can't let a contestant to be killed by Jay, Mal, or Iris. For one of the dares, we must tie both Jay and Mal up in vengestone so they won't kill kai. So, ya. Onto the episode.

Joy: Welcome back everyone to the show. So, the first dare is from a guest called Mario Alejandro. Thank you so much for the dare. Zane, you are dared to sing Let It Go.

Zane: *Beginning to sing*

"The snow glows white on the mountain tonight
Not a footprint to be seen.
A kingdom of isolation,
and it looks like I'm the Queen
The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep it in;
Heaven knows I've tried

Don't let them in,
don't let them see
Be the good girl you always have to be
Conceal, don't feel,
don't let them know
Well now they know

Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore

Let it go, let it go
Turn away and slam the door
I don't care
what they're going to say
Let the storm rage on.
The cold never bothered me anyway

It's funny how some distance
Makes everything seem small
And the fears that once controlled me
Can't get to me at all

It's time to see what I can do
To test the limits and break through
No right, no wrong, no rules for me,
I'm free!

Let it go, let it go
I am one with the wind and sky
Let it go, let it go
You'll never see me cry
Here I stand
And here I'll stay
Let the storm rage on

My power flurries through the air into the ground
My soul is spiraling in frozen fractals all around
And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast
I'm never going back, the past is in the past

Let it go, let it go
And I'll rise like the break of dawn
Let it go, let it go
That perfect girl is gone
Here I stand
In the light of day
Let the storm rage on

The cold never bothered me anyway!"

Joy: OK. The next dare is for Zane again. Zane, you are dared to marry Pixal. Malafa, go and get the vengestone for the following dare. And make sure it's the vengestone that cancels monster magic and normal magic.

*Malafa grabs the following dare card and then looks from it to Joy, then to Jay, Mal and Iris, and then to Kai and Skylor*

Malafa: On it. And I know I'm going to need help with restraining those three. Remember they're strong enough to stop me.

Joy: Choose who will help you when I tell you to alright, but get the vengestone. We really don't need a contestant killed by three people being overprotective of their sister. Well onto the dare.

4 hours later

Joy: And you may kiss the bride.

*Zane kisses Pixal on the lips*

*Malafa comes back with vengestone*

Joy: OK, Malafa. Choose the people that are to help you.

Malafa: I'll have Jay (Jafar's son), Carlos, Evie, Sans, Undyne, Asgore, Toriel, and Ronin help me restrain the three.

Joy: OK, so I can tell those eight the dare then and they will understand. Get over here you eight.

*the eight walk over to Joy to see the dare*

The eight that will help Malafa: Oh. That's why he will need help.

Joy: Then get going and help him.

Malafa, Jay (Jafar's son), Carlos, Evie, Sans, Undyne, Asgore, Toriel, and Ronin approach Jay, Mal, and Iris and tie the three up in vengestone

Jay, Mal, and Iris: What the hell is going on! The dare can't be that bad, can it?

Ronin: Trust me. When you hear the dare, you will understand.

Joy: OK. Kai, you are dare to marry (gulps in fear) Skylor.

Then everyone looks towards Jay, Mal, and Iris when the dare is said and they hear a noise. When they look at the three, they see that Jay's, Mal's, and Iris's eyes are blood red with rage in them and they hear the three yelling at Joy to untie them.

3 hours later of having to listen to a pissed off Jay, Mal, and Iris and the three swearing

Joy: And you may kiss the bride.

*Kai kisses Skylor on the lips*

Joy: Should we untie them when they calm down.

Everyone else except Jay, Mal, and Iris: Yep.

6 hours later

Jay, Mal, and Iris are a little bit calmer, but their eyes are still blood red

Joy: Deadpool, you and Pinkie Pie are dared to tell us how you met and had a daughter without the disgusting information.

Deadpool and Pinkie Pie: We met on a blind date.

Deadpool: Wovie was getting annoyed by me, so he got me a blind date and he explained what a blind date was to me.

Pinkie Pie: My friends set me up on a blind date.

Deadpool: Well, Wovie told me to dress nice for my blind date, so I wouldn't scare them off. Kept the mask on a course.

Pinkie Pie: When I got to the date, I was surprise to see my date was Deadpool.

Deadpool and Pinkie Pie: After a while the two of us started to get along. Made a cherry chimichanga together. Mess up a view times, but made two. Then a few months later, we got married. Then ten months after we got married, we got our little bundle of joy, Pinkie Pool.

Joy: Was Wolverine surprised when that happened.

Deadpool: Oh hell ya. He was surprised.

Joy: Now that Mal is calmer then she was earlier, it's time for her dare. Mal, you are dare to fight Sofia the First.

Mal: Seriously. You are wanting me to fight a kid/teenager.

Joy: Yourself, Jay, and Sans fought and killed a kid in the Judgement Hall maybe a thousand times and it was the same kid that kept on resetting the timeline.

Mal: You seriously have to make me go down that way again. Come on, I still have a lot of guilt and I can still feel my sins crawling on my back. OK, I'll fight Sofia. But I'm not using Gaster Blasters.

Joy: Malafa, go and get Sofia.

Three minutes later Malafa comes back into the room with Sofia

Joy: OK, and let the battle start.

Seven minutes later

Joy: And Mal wins the fight. The next dares are from a guest called Bill cypher. He dares Lord Garmadon to fight Darth Vader. My rules are they will fight with swords. No force chock, no elemental powers, and no Spinjitzu. Don't want them to die.

Malafa: On it. *leaves the room and then comes back with Darth Vader*

One hour later

Joy: And Darth Vader wins. Now get out of here Darth Vader. Don't need anyone being killed. *throws Vader into a portal back to the Star Wars universe* The next dare is that Sensei Garmadon and Lord Garmadon are to sing For the First Time in Forever.

Sensei Garmadon and Lord Garmadon: *begin to start singing*

"The window is open!
So's that door!
I didn't know they did that anymore!
Who knew we owned eight thousand salad plates?

For years I've roamed these empty halls
Why have a ballroom with no balls?
Finally they're opening up the gates!

There'll be actual real live people
It'll be totally strange
But wow! Am I so ready for this change

'Cause for the first time in forever
There'll be music, there'll be light!
For the first time in forever
I'll be dancing through the night
Don't know if I'm elated or gassy
But I'm somewhere in that zone!
'Cause for the first time in forever
I won't be alone

I can't wait to meet everyone!
What if I meet. The one?

Tonight, imagine me gown and all
Fetchingly draped against the wall
The picture of sophisticated grace
Ooh!

I suddenly see him standing there
A beautiful stranger, tall and fair
I wanna stuff some chocolate in my face!

But then we laugh and talk all evening
Which is totally bizarre
Nothing like the life I've lead so far!

For the first time in forever
There'll be magic, there'll be fun!
For the first time in forever
I could be noticed by someone
And I know it is totally crazy
To dream I'd find romance
But for the first time in forever
At least I've got a chance!

Don't let them in
Don't let them see
Be the good girl
You always have to be
Conceal
Don't feel
Put on a show
Make one wrong move
And everyone will know

But it's only for today

It's only for today!

It's agony to wait

It's agony to wait!

Tell the guards to open up the gate!

The gate!
For the first time in forever

Don't let them in, don't let them see

I'm getting what I'm dreaming of!

Be the good girl you always have to be

A chance to change my lonely world

Conceal

A chance to find true love!

Conceal, don't feel
Don't let them know

I know it all ends tomorrow
So it has to be today!
'Cause for the first time in forever
For the first time in forever
Nothing's in my way!"

Joy: I don't know much about Jwittz really. So, well I'll try my best. I'm bringing StoryShift Chara and Asriel, UnderSwap Papyrus and Sans, and StorySwap Chara and Asriel here for this dare. So, it was supposed to be Sans and Jwittz having a pun contest together, but it is going to be Undertale Sans, StoryShift Chara, UnderSwap Papyrus, StorySwap Asriel, Jay and Mal and Iris, myself and Malafa, and Jwittz doing this pun contest.

Eleven hours of puns and bad puns later

Undertale Papyrus, StoryShift Asriel, UnderSwap Sans, StorySwap Chara, and Skylor: Oh my gosh. Seriously, I hate puns.

Joy, Jay, Mal, Malafa, Undertale Sans, UnderSwap Papyrus, StoryShift Chara, StorySwap Asriel, Iris, and Undertale Chara: Well that will do it for this episode see you next time. Bye

So, Let It Go and For the First Time in Forever are both owned by Disney. Jwittz is a YouTuber. So, Joy Garmadon the Master of all the Elements and the Master of the Gaster Blasters signing off.