Sup y'all I'm back. I'm sorry I haven't updated in a long time. I had severe writers block and I got a new job that takes up most of my time while still trying to maintain a social life. You know how it is. So I won't talk as much and let you get to reading.

"So what exactly do we do now" asked Sakura as they walked into class. Naruto was leaning ontop of her he was usuing her to support his weight. His fingers played with her hair as they marched through the halls. "I guess our thoughts are no longer private to eachother. But I'm wondering if theres a distance it works. Like if your at home and I'm at home."

"I don't think I can deal with your voice in my head all day" she stated with a cat like grin. Naruto rolled his eyes. 'Not this game again' he thought but Sakura turned around on him. "What was that?"

"Oh it was nothing, just thinking of something else" he said quickly defending himself. "Not really" said Kyuubi. "What he was really thinking with that statement was Go Fuck Yourself."

"Baka! You do best to keep silent and not talk to my container!"

"Oooh like I'm fucking scared of an over grown cat!"

"I can still rip your balls off, you ten-ton piece of fur!"

"BITCH...I LOVE YOU!"

'Can you both please shut your mouths' thought Sakura but still giving Naruto a glare. 'We don't need you both yelling inside our heads. We're right here.'

"I'm getting sick of sitting with these two idiots as well" Inner Sakura commented. "All they do is bicker back and forth. Nibi doesn't pay any attention to me anymore now that the bigger furball is in here."

"Take that back mental fleshbag!"

"Don't yell at her! Can't you see she feels excluded?"

'What did Sakura-chan just say you two?'

The beasts muttered quietly but eventually went silent. Sakura gave Naruto a small smile and he led her to class. Both tried to keep their minds empty but it didn't work. He kept making her blush from thinking how cute she looked.

"You know, if you werent thinking that I would be accusing you of sucking up for something." Naruto smirked and gave her a kiss.

"No, but how's that heat treating you today?"

"I'm better then yesterday" she said. "But if I do happen to jump you and have my way with you don't freak out."

"Why the hell would I do that" Naruto laughed. He through himself against the lockers and acted like his arms were pinned to them. "Please no Sakura-chan! Please don't have your wicked way with me! I'll do anything! Ple-mmf!"

Sakura's hand covered his mouth and she growled. "As cute as that was, we can't do that here Naruto-kun. If I'm going to have you the most public place we'll play in is your car. But I prefer a bed if you don't mind."

"Do you scratch?"

"Is that a fucking cat comment" she yelled hitting him against the lockers. Naruto poked his fingers together and nodded, "Just asking?"

"Ugh, let me guess, Kyuubi loved the cat's scratching."

"I wouldn't know."

"Oh yeeeaaaaaahhhhh!"

"What did I say about being quiet" yelled Naruto. "Do I need to come in there? You won't be happy when I do."

"Save it for home kit, then I'll kick your ass!"

"Try it furball!" Just then Naruto's fist flew up into his face. His head shot back into the lockers and they could hear Kyuubi laughing. "You Dick! That was a cheap shot!"

The demon said nothing but chuckled to itself, knowing it had won this round. Sakura tried to hide her giggling but failed miserably. "Come on Naruto-kun we got to get to class before we're late."

They both ran down the hallway and into Iruka's room just as the bell rang. Iruka looked at them and nodded. They took their seats in the back threw their backpacks on the ground. Iruka took roll call and that was that. Class as usual. The only difference was today, the blond chick closer to the front was showing off something to Sasuke and was being extremely loud about it.

"SEE! LOOK SASUKE-KUN!"

"Please don't call me that" he said. 'YOU FUCKING PSYCHO! IF YOU WEREN'T A WOMAN I SWEAR TO-

"Yeeeessssssssssssss"

'UGH FUCK YOU!'

"Oh damn it!"

"Just look!" Ino showed him her hand and he saw a rose tattoo with vines going down her arm. "Hn."

"Thats all you can say to something thats as pretty as that?" Sasuke rolled his eyes and stood up. He lifted his shirt until his chest was exposed. "That Ino, is a pretty tattoo."

On Sasuke's chest was a mural of what his insides looked like. Except thre were pieces that werent filled in so the tattoo looked like his chest was shredded open by something.

"Acutally Sasuke-kun...that's really gross."

"I think its pretty Sasuke-kun" yelled Hinata from the back. Sasuke nodded and pointed to her. "Thank you Hinata-chan. Now Ino, please take your seat and save yourself the embarassment."

"Damn" Naruto said to Sakura. "Served..."

Sakura laughed and looked over at him. "If Sasuke has a tattoo I have no doubt you have one."

"True" he said. Sakura rolled her hand to try to get him to continue. He smirked and poked her side. "You don't get to see them until I deem you worthy enough...wink, wink." His girlfriend stuck her tongue out and gave him the finger.

"So what are you doing after school today" Naruto asked. Sakura shrugged and looked over at the door. "I don't know, hang with Baa-chan probably."

"You know I have never met her yet. I mean you've met my family."

"Um..." 'She's a psycho...'

"So is Ino but I get along with her. Blonds mesh" Naruto said. "Aint that right Ino!"

"Fuck off Uzumaki!"

"See" he said, pointing at her. "I win! Hardcore!" Sakura rolled her eyes and tapped on her chin. "Maybe...wait a second, how did you know she's blond?"

"Seen her in the window" Naruto said quickly. 'Or the fact that she came down to visit me every six months when I got here.'

"Ah Ha! Busted! You know Baa-chan!"

"Being one of the last Jinchuuriki, of course I know Baa-chan" Naruto said. "Plus she was the doctor that delivered me when I was born and she's like my mother as well. I win...again. Shit it's like a manly record or something."

"Live it up for now" Sakura said.

Class went on with the two teasing and picking on eachother. They were picking erasers apart and throwing them at eachother and Naruto was purposely aiming to get it down her shirt.

"Baka" she growled. "Knock it off."

"Hell no, it's to fun" he laughed getting the small peice down in her cleavage. "Three points!"

Before Sakura's fist could connect with his face, the bell rang. Naruto grabbed her fist and pulled it around so he could lead her out without the threat of getting beat on. "Well I guess this is where we part ways for the day" he said.

"Will we really" she said tapping her head. Naruto smiled and shook his head. "We'll never be really apart now will we?"

"Probably not" she said. "But I think this is a good chance to test out what we can do with it." While she was talking, Naruto couldn't help but notice the wicked grin on her face. Kyuubi saw this smile and felt a shiver run down his spine. This was going to be an interesting day indeed.

The couple seperated and went to their new classes. Naruto didn't even hear Jiraiya say hi to him as he took his seat, fearing what Sakura had planned. He could hear Nibi snickering in the back of his mind.

He realized that they figured out how to whisper to eachother already. The blond groaned and smacked his head on the desk. Suddenly memories of last night appeared in his mind but they weren't from his perspective. 'Oh your evil' he thought. 'I knew the devil was a woman.'

"OH FUCKING BURN!"

"THAT LITTLE SHIT HEAD" roared Lucifer, even though he was currently tied down to Kami's bed. "GIVE HIM TO ME! I WILL RIP HIS ARM OFF, FUCK IT, THEN SQUIRT HIS MUSCLE AND CUM ALL OVER HIS FACE!"

"Kinky" Kami said reaching for the devils arm.

Naruto heard Sakura laugh but a though came into his mind. He just sent a though of the last time he saw a proud Naruto Jr. toward her. The girl stopped laughing and he even heard her inner voices go "Woah..."

"In your face women! In. Yo. Face!"

'Damn right!'

'Alright' came Sakura's voice. 'We know that junk works...and others.'

"You know Kyuubi...that could be bigger than yours" Nibi giggled.

"What? It was as big a house!"

"Not in human form. It was as big as an index card, maybe."

"Really" Naruto laughed. "Is that why you stook around fox? Cause my body had a bigger dick?"

"Naruto!"

The blond popped out of his inwardly conversations and saw Jiraiya looking at him with a confused yet amused face. "We don't care if you manly essense is bigger then a fox's alright? Keep your comments about other...things dicks to yourself."

"Hai sensei."

"I can't believe you said that outloud" Sakura laughed while they exited the school. Naruto mocked her and opened the car door for her. "Such a gentleman."

"Only in public" he said just so she could hear. Sakura gave him a playful slap as she stepped into the beat up Honda. "So where are we going today" she asked.

"I have to pick up a few things at the record store."

"They still have those" Sakura laughed. Naruto rolled his eyes and turned the car on.

They took off and headed into downtown Konoha. "What is it you have to pick up?"

"A few CD's."

"Like..."

Naruto smiled and looked her right in the eye. "Severe Torture, Ozzy's new album just came out, and Angelus Apatrida. I had to order this through my hook up."

"Your making this sound like a drug deal."

"Pretty close actually. Some CD's I get are banned by the Japanese government" he said with a laugh. Sakura gave him an odd look because of the crazed look on his.

"The boy doesn't do anything except the occasional blunt or so but he is severely addicted to music" explained Kyuubi.

They pulled into a run down looking neighborhood and Naruto pulled his car into an ally. "Want to come in?"

"I guess" she said following him to a steel door. She expected him to do a secret knock or something but he walked up to the door and started to punch and kick it. The racket started to ring in her ears until the door was pried open.

"Oh my fucking god" yelled the man that opened the door. "Does it say fucking knock til the whole building comes down! Jesus!"

The man that opened the door was dressed in blue jeans and a black tank top. Tattoo's went all over his body up to his neck. His hair was long and down to his mid back.

"I'm here for my pick up" Naruto said. The man rolled his eyes and let them both come in. "So Naruto, whose your lady friend?"

"Oh yeah, Sakura this is Ryusuke. He kinda took Sai's place when he left. He came from America a short time later. Graduated last year."

Sakura shook Ryusuke's hand as he led them to the front of the store. "You know this order as been sitting here for a week right? I was starting to wonder if you were still interested. I did spend alot of time getting these ahead of schedule."

"Really? What the fuck? No call? No email? Your losing touch with the outside world."

"You know as much as I enjoy your insults, I'm not talking about your delivery, dick. I'm talking about Itachi's, he hasn't given me word or shit."

"I can take it back to the house if you need it gone."

Ryusuke dissapeared for a moment and came back with a large crate and set it on the table. He yanked the lid off and a belt of bullets fell over the side. "Could have organized it a bit?"

"Yeah, I'm going to take the time to organize this shit as I'm being shot at! Fuck that! I'm here to get you your shit, not fight for you."

"What the hell is all this" Sakura said pulling a pistol out of the crate. She looked into the hole and both men pulled it away from her face. Her face turned beet red from embarassment. She should have known not to look in the hole.

"It's protection" Naruto said. "The covenant needs weapons. And the brotherhood has thousands of weapons at their disposal."

"So you import illegal weapons through a record shop?"

"More or less" Ryusuke said with a smirk. "I can get anything you need. Connection is key."

"I think I'm beginning to like this place more and more" she said.

"Do you have any idea how to use that thing" Naruto asked. Sakura shrugged and mentioned Tsunade took her once or twice. Ryusuke managed to shut the box and put a small package of CD's ontop.

"By the way, Severe Torture's album is amazing! You'll love the shit out of it."

"Good to hear" Naruto said as he carried the box out to the car. They said they're goodbyes and they shot out of the alley into the street. "I love going there. He's always got something new or an interesting story."

"If we get pulled over, what happens if they find the weapons in the back?"

"The KPD are on the covenant's side. All I have to do is show them the ID and I'll get a pass. While the police can't officially side with us, they can let us pass when we need to. There's been many occasions where a raid was to take place but the police cheif called us ahead of time to clean out our warhouse."

"Wow, you guys got some hook ups or what" she laughed.

"If you want it, we can get it" he said cheerfully. "It just has to be pro-active toward the covenant."

"And Severe Torture is pro-active?"

"That's Ryusuke's front and it was out of my own pocket" Naruto said.

"Took him a few weeks of begging to get though" Kyuubi laughed. "I'm pretty sure he would have been sucking that guys dick if he was gay."

"Kyuubi, shut your face before I shut it for you" Naruto growled. "That never happened and the begging only lasted for about half hour before he gave in. The Naruto cuteness never fails."

"I'll see it fail at least once" Sakura said. "Since I have that power to decide if it wins or not."

"Psh! You forget now I can send telepathic images into your head, I have a whole new playing feild to fuck with you now."

"So do I darling" she said with a hint of challenge in her voice. Naruto gripped his steering wheel, trying not to let his manly instincts take over so he wouldn't embarrass himself. Thankfully it worked this time.

Sakura smirked and shut her eyes in her seat. Riding shotgun always made her tired. 'Maybe if I pretend to be asleep I- WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING SLEEPING!'

"WAKE UP! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!"

Naruto started to laugh and throw the car over the road, making Sakura grip onto the car door. "Please stop!"

"No way! This is too much fun!"

"Asshole!"

"I don't deny it!"

Broop.

"Fuck my life!"

"Ha! Pull the car over!"

"I can't believe this."

Naruto pulled the car over and turned the engine off. Sakura snickered and she looked in the review mirror to see the officer coming, but what she saw made her jaw drop. "What the fuck?"

Naruto looked through the side mirror and felt his mouth start to salivate. A woman officer was heading toward they're car and she was not dressed for the job, in Sakura's opinion. She had on a black latex bikini top with a badge on her left breast and a matching G-string.

Unknown to them, the woman who was approaching was our good friend Kami, who was trying to find some sort of entertainment while Lu was punishing Kim Kardashian or whatever the fuck her name was. Kami didn't care. She needed a laugh so she chose the new lovely couple to fuck with.

She walked up to the window and tapped on it. The glass came down slowly and she lowered herself so she was face to face with Naruto's red face. She turned her gaze to Sakura who looked like she was ready to shoot her.

"Where's your license honey?"

'Up your ass' screamed Sakura in her head, making Naruto cringe. He quickly pulled his wallet out and handed it to her. As she "looked" over the license, Kami looked into the car briefly. "Sir, do you have any weapons in the car?"

Naruto didn't know what to say. He stared straight out of the windsheild and avoided her gaze. "No" he blurted.

"Hm, unless that's a shotgun in your pants, you must be happy to see me" she said huskily. "Please step out of the car sir."

"Um..."

"Sir... Pwetty pwease."

"Lady" he said on instinct. "I'm feeling raped just by the way your looking at me. Seriously. I feel like I'm getting you all over me and its making me want to take a shower. I don't know where you have been, cop or no."

There was silence in between the three of them for a full five seconds before a random man in a trench coat ran out of an ally and yelled "DONE!"

"You mother fucker" Kami screamed and ran after the man. Naruto took his chance and slammed on the gas. There was no way that was a real traffic stop so he was taking his chances. Sakura was holding on for dear life again as Naruto kept the pedal to the floor, screaming that he wasn't far enough.

"Naruto-kun! Please stop the car, I think we're safe!"

"Not yet, get home first!"

"Jesus H. Christ. You'd think he was gay!"

"Shut your face Kyuubi!"

Both Sakura's inners roared with laughter at the two men bickering, well fox and man. Naruto eventually let off the gas pedal as they peeled into the driveway at the Uchiha home. Sakura had to pry her hands off the door handle while Naruto left imprints in the steering wheel.

"What the fuck just happened?"

Sakura took a deep breath and relaxed. "Some chick was trying to seduce you while acting like a cop. Probably just some street whore or something."

"BITCH!" But that went unheard.

"Yeah probably" Naruto said as he calmed down. "Come on, let's get that stuff inside."

While this took place, deep in the bowels of Hell. Lu was sitting at his desk filing through some papers when his fax machine beeped to life. "Oh this is new!"

A mugshot of Sakura came out with her flicking off the camera with a sneering face. "Cute" he said sarcastically. He looked at the note that came with it that said kill on sight.

"Alright, this is getting a little out of hand" he said as he picked up his phone and dialed Kami's cell.

"I don't wanna hear it Lu" she said when she answered.

"Kamii baby, calm yourself, she's just a human. Don't bother with her."

"Do you think she's prettier than I am?"

'Fuuuuck!'

Alright, done. Have a good night :p

Peace,
Blood Rain