Naruto and Characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto

"Do you love Orochimaru?"

"..." Itachi was silent for some time. I began to feel that scarr open. He was still quiet and I had to interject.

"I see. Well I guess I will see you around." I dried my hands and began toward the door. I never cried, I wont cry, I had the urge to cry, but I wont.

"Kisame, wait." I stopped infront of the door and looked behind me. Itachi, stepped closer and placed his hand on the door knob. There was a long pause.

"It's ok Itachi, Orochimaru made it pretty clear. And if you dont mind I have to get ready for my mission." I moved around the deadly Uchiha and left.

I was in the safety of my room and happy to see that there was scroll that showed the way to the new guys meeting point. After my clothes, scroll, medicals, and other items were stashed away I moved toward my bed for sleep. Hoping that Kakuzu would wake me.

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"Kisame we have to go now." My eyes tiredly opened to see my stitched up friend. He had his bag ready and was already dressed. My head slowly looked at the clock. 5:18 am.

"Kakuzu...Do you have your clock upside down?(1) Im freaken tired." I rolled over and felt the covers torn from me.

"Tough. You can sleep when we get back home." My ninja clothes were on since last night so I grabbed Samehada and my bag then left with Kakuzu.

"So Kakuzu, how did all your partners die?" We have been on the road since this morning and the silence was bugging me. Kakuzu didn't more. We continued jumping from tree to tree.

"A better question, do you love Itachi?" I stopped and waited for Kakuzu to stop also.

"I'm not gay." He paused for a minute and observed me from a foot away. We stood there having a eye contest to see who was right or wrong. Then he quickly pulled down his mask and roughly placed his lips on mine. His 'tounge' rolled over my lips for enterance and for some reason I allowed him in. He pushed me till I was against the tree trunk and held my head in place. My tounge explored his mouth feeling the stitches one by one. And all of a sudden he slowly pulled himself away with a string of saliva still connected to our lips. I moaned from the loss. He moved away with a smirk.

"That was fun, we should do this again." He smiled pulling up his mask. His hand that held my waist moved away and he began jumping again. Dear kami, was he gay for me too, or just trying to prove his point? Whatever it was, he certainly proved his point. I guess...I am... gay.

After that scenerio we didn't really talk that much until we got to the hotel. And being the cheap bastard he was, we got the cheapest one in town. The room was plain and had cracks, badly plastered walls, and ugly bedsheets. But it all wasn't bad. There were two beds. Kakuzu rested himself on one of the beds and layed down with a sigh.

"Whats the name of this guy?" I was to distracted from yesterday to remember to read the scroll.Kakuzu's movements were appealing on the bed and I had to think about something else before I go nuts. The waterfall ninja grabbed the scroll from his pouch and began to read aloud.

"His name is Hidan and is from the Rain Village. It says here that he's immortal and is a religous guy who worships a god name 'Jashin'". Kakuzu rolled over till he was facing the wall. I began to become weary and layed on the bed. The clock between our beds could be heard ticking and I looked up at the ceiling. "How about a deal, Kisame?" I cocked my head toward him. He was laying on his side with one elbow supporting him and was staring at me.

"What are you talking about?" The stitched man stood up and sat on the edge of my bed.

"You do what I want you to do and I dont kill you." His voice was husky and he moved closer to get my attention.

"Heh, Yeah right. Wake me up tomorrow, will ya?" I rolled over and closed my eyes, waiting for him to go back to his bed.

"You dont understand what I want from you." Just then I felt a hand go into my pants and grab my erection.

"What the hell is wrong with you?!" I bucked up to move him away but instead I increased the pleasure. Kakuzu then tugged off my pants and my boxers were visible along with my bulge. The Waterfall-nin pulled off his mask along with his head cover. Strands of black hair fell from the clothe. He was very sexy.(Wait,what?) His hand began to message the flesh underneith the thin material.

"So, Kisame, is this your first time?" He gave me a squeeze.

"N-No, I,-moan- had sex, with a womahhh-" Kakuzu's warm hands moved into my boxers.

"Then, this must be your first time being uke." He leaned down on me.

(1)"Kakuzu...Do you have your clock upside down?(5:18 am)- 81:58:15 lol get it? -crickets- R&R