~Flash: *clearing throat* Roses are red, violets are blue. I can get my mind off you.
Lionblaze: You make that?
Flash: *scowl* No! THUNDERDASH SENT IT TO ME!
Sloefur: Ah... Thunderdash... Lionblaze and Flash: *stare*~
Sloefur sighed. Since she had broken her legs, she was stuck on her nice, comfy waterbed with her laptop in the rooms above the stuido. She shared the room with Flash, so she was surrounded by bombs, raidoactive snakes, Lazer, and a pickle of doom. Sloefur said, "Ok, Sloey, we CAN DO THIS!" She was on a website where she could get her highschool deploma.
Question: Question One: How many claws does a cat on its paw?
Answer: YES!
Question Two: X plus Z equals six. If Z equals one, what does X equal?
NACHOES!
Question Three: How do you say, "Hello, my name is _ in Spanish?"
Hola, me llamo Sloefur.
Sloefur got one out of two of the questions right. The words YOU ARE A NUMBSKULL passed on the screen. Sloefur suddenly said, "LIONBLAZE! BRING ME A DRINK!" Silence.
"BRING ME A DRINK!" she screeched. The door did not move. "BRING ME A-" she shouted, but Lionblaze's voice came from outside: "I'M GETTING IT!" Sloefur made panting sounds and gasped, "So... thirsty! Can't... go... on!" "SHUT UP YOUR I'LL STAB YOUR EYE OUT WITH A CACTUS!" Lionblaze roared and knocked open teh door. He indeed had a cactus in his hand, and in the other he had a glass of milk. "Mook... give me mook!" she pleaded. Lionblaze's eye twitched and he stormed towards her, shoved the milk into her paws, and screamed, "ANYTHING ELSE!" Sloefur shook her head. He stormed off.
Sloefur stared at the milk. Slowly, she turned and looked at the door. "Lionblaze?" she asked. There was a sigh outside. "Lionblaze!" she cried. "WHAT!" he screamed. "Can I have some Oreos, pleases?" she asked sweetly. "FINE!" he growled and threw the whole packet at her. She was quiet for a moment, eating and drinking and dipping, and then she asked, "Hey, Lionblaze! Come in here for a sec." Lionblaze stormed into the room, dressed up in full battle armor like a Greek warrior, and sat down in a chair. "What are you wearing?" she laughed. Lionblaze said, "I was roleplaying with Jayfeather, Dovewing, and Ivypool!" He then stared at his feet and said, "Wow. My paws are SUPER interesting." Sloefur said, "Can you rub my feet? They itch." Lionblaze poked his head outside and said, "I'll have to roleplay later!" "Ahhh," grumbled voices outside, and Lionblaze came and rubbed her feet. Sloefur ate her Oreos and drank her milk and then she asked, "Lionblaze? Can you go and get me some steak?" Lionblaze sighed and walked off.
Sloefur smirked.
She should've broken her legs a long time ago.
~Not as funny but I liked it when she annoyed poor Liony~
Allegiances:
Hosts:
Flash- flame-colored she-cat with a white underbelly and blue eyes (Flash6004)
Sloefur- gray she-cat with darker flecks and huge golden eyes (Flash6004)
Demonheart- black tom with glowing red eyes; Flash's brother (Flash6004)
Smokefang- black tom with amber eyes (Flash6004)
Co-hosts:
Sandtail- light brown she-cat with a fuzzy tail and amber eyes (Sandtail)
Kofoot- bright blue she-cat with green stripes and red paws plus a green stone charm on her neck (Fallenshadow962)
Thunderdash- black tom with white streaks in his fur (Flash6004)
Russetfur- dark ginger she-cat (Erin Hunter/Flash6004)
Viperstrike- black tom with silver streaks and green eyes (Flash6004)
Sweetkit- cream-colored she-kit with red tabby stripes and hot pink eyes; strikingly adorable (The Flower Bookworm)
Other Cats That Have Been Killed In The Fire:
Hawkfrost- dark brown tabby tom with a white underbelly and ice-blue eyes (Erin Hunter/Flash6004)
Tigerstar- big dark brown tabby tom with amber eyes (Erin Hunter/Flash6004)
Screech of Angry Owl (Screech)- black tom with amber eyes (Erin Hunter/Flash6004)
Icyfrost- silver-and-white tabby she-cat (Flash6004)
Demonheart: Lionblaze! HEY LIONBLAZE DID YOU STEAL MY CACTUS!
Lionblaze: Uhhh...
Viperstrike: *taking out baseball bat* GET HIM!