Chapter 10

Anakin walked into Leia's room and told her they were going out to eat.

"Just you and me?" asked Leia.

"Yeah. We'll go to that diner you like," replied Anakin.

Luke peeked out of the doorway of his room. Anakin looked at him and smiled.

"Okay, me, you, and Luke," Anakin said to Leia.

"Sure," said Leia.

Anakin, Luke, and Leia jumped into Anakin's starfighter and took off.

"Where are Lukey and Ani going?" asked Jar Jar.

"They're going out to eat, Jar Jar," replied Padme.

"Mesa brought food for Lukey and Ani. Theysa eat that tomorrow methinks," said Jar Jar.

"Sounds good," replied Padme, not listening.

In the living room, Yoda worked frantically to fix the karaoke machine. He tried to turn it on but the "on" light flickered and went back off.

"WORK, DAMN YOU!" yelled Yoda. Suddenly, the machine kicked on and played random Cher music.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Yoda.

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Anakin and the kids arrived at the diner. Anakin spotted a few Jedi masters from the council at one table. They motioned for him to join them.

"Go ahead, Dad. Me and Luke will find our own table," said Leia.

"Okay. Meet me outside when you're finished," replied Anakin, walking away.

"Come on!" said Leia, grabbing Luke's arm and heading to another table.

They sat down and Leia started talking.

"Luke! I can't stand Jar Jar! We have to get rid of him somehow," said Leia.

"Come on, Leia. How are we going to pull that off?" asked Luke.

"Oh sure. It's easy for you to say. Jar Jar loves you," replied Leia.

"Do you think I LIKE that? He's always bringing me food and rubbing my head. It's degrading," replied Luke.

"So, you need someone gotten rid of?" a mysterious voice said behind them.

"Who are you?" asked Leia.

"The name's Boba. Boba Fett, bounty hunter," he said, slurring his speech slightly.

"Well, we don't need anyone killed here. Just gone," said Leia, turning back around.

"No no no no no. Listen, I'm an expert. I have what you n-" Boba fell off the bar stool and flat on the floor.

"Are you okay?" asked Luke.

"I'm fine, I'm fine. Happens all the time. Bartender! A round for my new friends!" yelled Boba. The bartender gave him a weird look.

"We're only seven years old," said Luke.

"Oh. Bartender! No rounds. Just one for me!" Boba yelled. Boba looked at their lightsabers, "You guys Jedi?" he asked.

"Yeah," replied Leia.

"A Jedi killed my father. All I remember is that flash of pink and his head rolling on the ground. Yeah that was a bad day," said Boba.

"Pink?" asked Leia.

"Yeah. Pink," sad Boba.

"Can you help us or not?" asked Luke.

"Of course I can, silly jim!" Boba shouted.

"What did you call me?" asked Luke.

"Nothing. Anyway, what's he look like?" asked boba.

"He's a gungan. We live on 287 Lakeside Avenue. He'll be there," said Leia.

"The price is two gazillion bajillion dollars," Boba said, now completely drunk.

"We'll give you five dollars and a karaoke machine," replied Luke.

"DONE!" yelled Boba, slamming his fist on the table.

Leia wrote down the address and put it in Boba's pocket. Boba stumbled away from the table.

"Remember, no killing," Luke reminded him.

"Uh duuuuhhhhhh!" replied Boba, walking away.