(this is my 10th chapter wooo(xxtra smut for my 10th chapter celebration) i hope u r all ok with oc's because i am very proud of nicki the hamo destroying guard! and a little bit of a crossover ;) but wow I am cheap i nede to make longer chapters! so y'all can jak moar if u know what i mean. ;))(dis one will be dirty! so make sure to cleanse yourself with holy water and onion after reading)
"oh boy yeehah all this sure glad this is a bumpy ride, cause all this vibration really TURNS ME ON" said donkr.
"d...donkr..." said sherk as his dongerr rises more, even though shreks massive wang is constantly in erection. it grew.
"aha oh boy." said ginger, he was sitting on shreks ding dong area so he was surprised when he rose a bit. ;))))))))
Sherk, donkety, and ginger laugh.
Lord farquaad hears the chuckles happening from those seats in the middle row so he glances into his front view mirror. and oh, what does he see? he sees shreks GORGEOUS smoky auburn eyes just staring into his poor weak soul, making him WEAK and his nipples HARD.
"hey! no laughing you schlong sucking, sausages!" yelled farquaad.
Farquaad gulped. he was feeling just a strong attraction towards shrek. farquaad tears up. either he's in love with shrek, or his nipple clamps are too tight...
"Oh boy i am getting very hungry, lads. i crave some layers if you know what i mean." said shrek
"yeah me too...HUNGRY FOR A LITTLE BIT OF MEAT! if you know WHAT I MEAN! ;)" said donkr.
"how repulsive! guards, spray em!"
the three guards rise from their seats and spray everyone with a strange liquid! every1 coughs.
"laddeh! what is this that you've sprayed on us?" said shrek.
"it's a homo toner! to tone down the homo! made of pure things! like holy water, my jaw sweat, and nipple extract!" said farquaad.
Shreks erect jimmy john lowered, along with ginger.
"Ha! now you all can't be hamo! this is going to be a quiet ride to HAMO PRISON!"
And boy was farquaad right, it was a quiet ride to hamo prison. no gay sinful acts were committed on the way there.
Then finally they arrived. farquaad drove to the entrance and stopped the hamo bus.
"alright you tity nipple pinching sinners! we have arrived to the prison where you will be miserable!" said farquaad.
Farquaad opened the bus door and stood up but unexpectedly his pants fell down and...his vibrator slipped out of his anal hole!(i'm sorry this is really sinful)
Every1 gasp!
"um! that was there for medical reasons! am not hamo!" said farquaad as his pulled his pants back up.
But was it REALLY?
"guards! escort the prisoners inside!" said the now embarrassed farquaad.
The prisoners stood up and followed the guards into the prison without any resistance.
"oh? are these the hamo sinners you we're talking about, farquaad?" said a mystery man.
The prisoners gasp! this mystery man just happens to be...
"juni CORTEZ?(spy kids)" said shrek.
"haha yes it's me" juni replied.
Juni was wearing a police officer outfit that was a little too tight for him. ;)))) and was super tight around his GROIN . with a badge that said 'hamo prison officer'.
"enough with the chatting! it is time to lock all of you hamo fools up! but first..." said farquaad as he glanced into shrek's dashing golden eyes "we're gonna need to get rid of any gay gadgetry you sick sinners carry on you. juni, guards, search them."
"line up everybody," said officer juni.
And how could everyone resist such a man, a man with curls, the prisoners lined up ready to get a pat down ;)))) the guards took the handcuffs off of everyone.
"great. so, mr. pendragon we'll start with you."
"OH i'll take care of this one ;)))" said nicki(my oc)
arthur firmly lifts his arms.
"you can search me, guard. you'll find nothing." arthur says confidently.
"hmm alright" said the guard as he patted him down.
arthur let out a SOFT moan but there was nothing to be found on him.
The guard hummed quietly as he locked his eyes onto arthur's chest. he flicked one of the gems off arthur to reveal HIS MASSIVE SALAMI SIZED NIPPLE!
"well, the cat's outta the bag," said arthur as he took the other gem off as well.
The guard is pretty speechless, he has never SEEN such LARGE nipples!
"this isn't even the biggest they can get! if you give them a few taps they reach maximum baloney ;)" said the now slightly moist arthur.
The guard is tempted by arthur's offer. he bites his lip as he tries to hide his now ERECTED shaft.
"i'm sorry arthur but i will not give in to any of your hamo sinful things! farquaad is my lord and ruler!" said nicki loudly and obviously as farquaad smirked.
Arthur lowers his arms and squeezes his nipple to relieve some of his stress. Nicki goes to the next person...which is wolf. ;))))
"okay furry let's see here..."
Nicki did the pat down on wolf but there was nothing to be found...
"alright. we'll just have to see if there's anything in here!" said the guard as he pulled down wolf's thong by surprise!
Everyone gasped!. but the big bad wolf seemed to be alright with it. ;)
"okay we'll just check in here" he said as he reached for the wolf's anus. "you know, for safety reasons"
Nicki pulled out a luxury buttplug with a charming gemstone made from only the finest indian sapphire. but oh he didn't stop there.
"well let's see if there's anything else in here..."
This man clenched his hand into a fist AND SHOVED IT STRAIGHT UP THIS BIG BAD WOLF'S TIGHT THROBBING PASSAGE WITH ABSOLUTELY NO LUBE GOING IN COMEPLETELY DRY AS THE SAHARAH DESERT AND NOT A SINGLE SHREIK CAME OUT OF THE WOLFS SNOUT AS HE HAD NO TIME BECAUSE BEFORE HE KNEW IT THIS MANS FOREARM WAS ALREADY UP HIS RECTAL OPENING, NICKI TICKLED THIS WOLFS DARK RECTUM AND OH BOY THIS ALSO TRIGGERED HIS PROSTATE, HIS LOVE SPOT WHICH CAME WITH A NASTY ORGASM BUT NO THIS CAN'T HAPPEN HERE NO NO NO NOT NOW, THEY WERE BEING MONITORED BY FARQUAAD! HE SIMPLY CANNOT KNOW THAT THIS HAMO DESTROYING GUARD SHOVED HIS FOREARM UP THIS FURRY'S CLENCHED BUTTHOLE! NICKI QUICKLY GRABBED THIS WOLFS SNOUT TO TRY AND CONTAIN HIS AROUSAL. THIS REGRETFUL GUARD HAD TO QUICKLY REMOVE HIS ARM FROM THIS FOREIGN REGION LEAVING THE WOLF WITH A GAPING HOLE THE SIZE OF ONE VERY LARGE ONION.
"oh ya he's clean ;))), well except for this buttplug!"!1
"how sick...such a lovely plug though...BUT SICK!" said farquaad as he took the plug from nicki's hand and put it into a sin box that will be stored away.
Next in line is the voluptuous shrek who knew what was cumming so he lifted those arms ready for the pat down. Nicki quickly patted down sherk with nothing to be found but his hot ass ;)))))))))))))
"ya we're going to need to get you sum pants because these ass-less chaps are unacceptable," said nicki.
"but laddeh these make my hot cakes look even hotter ;)" shrek said seductively and scottish.
"all of these disgusting silky...sheer...lacy...*gulp* thongs are unacceptable! so afterwards we're going to give all of you inmates appropriate clothing," said fukwaad.
Next in line was donket and his silky sheer red dress...
"no yuo can't search me i am pregnont!" donkr exclaimed.
Every1 gasp!(but shrok cuz he already knew)
"that's a ridiculous statement! babies cannot cum out anally!" farquaad argued.
Just saying anally made the inmates ver y moisst!(very sin am srry) ;)))))
"so shut your weeny sucking mouth and let my guard search you!"
Donkr couldn't refuse so he lifted his hooves and let nicki search, he felt he had to search donkrs rectum so he lifted the dress and pulled the thong down and! he pulled out a 2 gallon bottle of onion flavored lube!
every1 gasp!
"hehehehe just in case if u know what i mean, "say donket
"how obsurd!" said farquaad as he was trying to conceal his 2 inch erection.
Nicki was still curious so he lifted his dress even higher and there were nipple clamps!
"i can't feel my nippls haha" say donkr
Farquaad ripped those nipple clamps of donker and the aroused furry let out a LOUD moan!.
"oooOOOOOOOohhhHMMMMMMYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" donkr moaned.
Arthur got so arroused that his salami nippls went full baloney and everyone's eyes widened.
"um...*blush* YEAH! i'll be taking these!1111111" said the FULLY AROUSED farqwaad as he put the clamps and lube in the sin box.
Farquaad went back to stand next to juni as nicki continued his work. next in line was pintochio wearing his silky lavender thong, nicki quickly searched pinto with nothing to be found...but his nose grew ;)))) (which is his dong!)
"haha oh boy," said pinocchio.
Next in line was ginger wearing his dazzling low-cut sparkly flowing periwinkle dress. nicki grabbed ginger and lifted his dress only to reveal his tiny gumdrop dong ;))
"! wow how embarrassing! ;)" said ginger.
Nicki put ginger down and went to the last person...rumplestiltskin wearing a glittery gold thong and nipple tassles. out of everyone rumple looked the most ashamed of his sinful actions. nicki had to get on his knees ;) because rumple was so short!(like his dong lol) nicki removed the tassles and handed then to farquaad. RUMPLE MOANED! but it was only a quiet beg for a good jakin on his dong. nicki patted him down but there was nothing to be found but an aroused man.
"alright we're all done with the pat downs ;)" said nicki.
"you sick sick fools! you see this box full of all your sins? HUH? YEAH? we're going to burn it all!" farquaad growled.
"wow i really wanna stick my dong in juni's soft curls," wolf whispered to shrek.
"WHAT WAS THAT!? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?" farquaad screamed.(he was so sick of the hamoness)
Juni blushed. farquaad handed the sin box to juni then rushed over to wolf and grabbed him by his fur and pulled him CLOSE.
"I will NOT tolerate ANYYYYY hamo comments about myself nor juni! WE ARE BOTH VERY STRAIGHT MEN STRAIGHTER THEN THE ARTIFICIAL WANGS YOU SINNERS STICK UP YOUR ANAL HOLES! you got that?"
Wolf bit fukwaads colossal jaw as a response.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH! HE'S INFECTING ME WITH HIS HOMOSEXUAL POISON GET HIM OFF!" farquaad screeched.
Farquaads three guards pulled off the wolf.
"put a muzzle on it!" farquaad insisted.
"NO! how am i supposed to give lickings to dong-"
But before the wolf could say anymore his snout was constrained with a muzzle.
The inmates gasped!
"aha! good thing we were prepared for a moment like this you sick hamo fool!" said farquaad.
Although his snout is constrained, wolf has never been so ERECT. he was so erect that his little meat stick RIPPED his thong!1
every1 gasp! farquaad screeched!
"constrain it!" fukwaad exclaimed.
But they were not prepared for a situation like this so juni acted quickly and RIPPED OFF HIS SEXY OFFICER SHIRT TO REVEAL HIS SIX PACK ABS AS HARD AS STONE AND HIS SOFT POINTY NIPPLES
"i got this," juni said conifdently.
Juni RUSHED OVER TO THE SCENE AND MILKED HIS LITTLE TITY NIPPLES ALL OVER THE ERECTED SHAFT, THE LIQUIDS WERE EVERYWHERE(which by the way is 99.9% holy water because juni is god) EVERYONE WAS IN SHOCK JUNI'S ABS WERE SO HARD AND MESMERIZING THEY BEDAZZLED EVERYONE'S MIND. but it was no shock that juni's nipple milk was effective, the wolfs erection was slowly falling. oh how pure juni is. everyone was surprised by juni's amazing abilities. surprised and MOIST. since the risen dong was put to rest juni's work was done so he sadly put his shirt back on and covered his erected pecks...
"that was very uncalled for! now you are even more hamo and naked!" say farquaad. "we have to make sure this doesn't happen again."
Farquaad pulled out a red roll of duck tape from his bra and tapped the wolf's pelvic region.
"this is red and red is a pure and holy color! now that this is done it's time to give all of you your prison outfits. guards."
One of the guards put a box in front of the gang full of typical prison jumpsuits, but with a twist ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) they are red and TIGHT SKIN TIGHT on the leg and dong area so tight that you have to clench your butt cheeks just to squeeze in it. but the top part is a flowing short sleeve and sheer all over so you can kinda see THE NOPPLES! and on the back it says HAMO PRISON! in thick gold lettering. and another guard put down a box of tighty whiteys because thong are unacceptable.
"alright remove what clothing you have left and put on these outfits designed by me!" said farquaad.
Everyone removed their clothes in normal way no hamoness because everyone was scared of wat fukwwad would do them! there was a size for everyone even little ginger, everyone put on their jumpsuit the same way. left leg in, right leg in, CLENCH BUTT CHEEKS, put arms in, button up, RELEASE BUTT CHEEKS.
"luv the way this squeezes me dong into a small space ;)" say wolf.
Farquaad blush.
"w..wolf…! time to lock all of you up," said farquaad.
Farquaad, juni, and the guards led the group through the door into the room with the cells.
"well! here we are, there will be nO room sharing so you sinners won't commit any hamosexual crime." Said fukwaad.
There wwas already a couple of people in cells! there is merlin, puss in boots and! THE MUFFIN MAN!
The gang gasps!
"puss in boots! Is that you?" shrek say
"aloha me amigos yes it is i," said puss.
puss is wearing with his boots of course u dumbass lol.
"m….muffin man!" said ginger.
the muffin man is wearing a regular black thong and a neon pink tutu and muffin shaped stickers on his nipples.
"ging!" said muffin man.
"merlin!" said arthur.
merlin is wearing a slutty wizard outfit.
"alright alright enough with the GAY! conversation," farquaad interrupted.
"psh WOW! Why do they get to wear what they want?" said wolf.
"oh um…well we had to quickly drop them off and then pick up you FOOLS!" said farquaad.
"mmm alright boss we'll lock em up then give the rest of the inmates jumpsuits," said nicki.
"ok I trust you nicholas. me and juni are going to the break room now to have a little drink. Come on, juni." said fukkwaad.
Nicki and the guards handle the inmates while farquaad nd juni go into the break room ;))))))))))))))))
"you can sit down juni I'll get us drinks ;)" said fukerwad
Juni sat down and farquaad went to the mini fridge and got two bottles of mike's hard lemonade and set them on the table, then he popped those bottles open and joined juni. Juni and farquaad both took a sip.
"MMmMMMmMmMmM this lemonade sure is HARD! ;)" said farquaad. "hmmmheyahahhahaha"
"haha yes it sure is strong," said juni as he took a comb out of his pocket and brushed his luscious curls.
Farquaad is now VERY turned on. juni's curls in action always churns farquaads butter. farquaad choked on his lemonade because he didn't even think of swallowing.
"oh are you okay?" said juni.
"oh oh ya! HAHA!" said farquaad as he bit his lip.
Farquaad's 2 inch meat stick has now risen.
"um I have to go to the bathroom I'll be right back!" said farquaad.
Farquaad rushed over to the bathroom to…"take care of business" ;))))))))))))
Juni took sip of his lemonade and as he set it down an unknown man put his hand over juni's mouth!
"ay dawg imma just slip this in here, and you better not say anything or else I will shave your curls off!" said the man
Juni nodded and the man took his hand off of juni. Juni got a good look at the man…
"s…SNOOP DOGG! the hamo assassin? w-what are you doing here?" said juni.
"well I suspect that lord farquaad is indeed hamo!" snoop replied.
"what? That can't be! farquaad is a HAMO DESTROYER!"
Snoop took a little baggy out of his pocket.
"just a little hamo truth powder won't hurt him," said snoop as he poured it in farquaads drink.
Juni gasp.
"now you better not say ANYTHING or else your curls will be shaved : )"
Snoop went and hid behind a potted plant just as farquaad came out of the bathroom.
"wow! I sure am thirsty! i was peeing for so long HAHA!" said farquaad as he sat down.
Farquaad then took a sip of his hard lemonade.
"w…wow! my drink tastes a little funny!" said farquaad.
to be continue….