Twilight Town: First Day
Hayner: Roxas?
Roxas: Huh?
Hayner: Stop being an emo bitch and listen. We've got a serious problem!
Roxas: Did we run out of hair gel again?
Hayner: No stupid! We just re-stocked last week. No, I'm talkin' about Seifer.
Pence: What about him?
Hayner: Well, stuff's been stolen around town, and Seifer's tellin' everybody that we're the thieves! I haven't been this ticked off in my life! What about you guys?
Ollette: I have.
Hayner: When?
Ollette: Day I met you…
Hayner: Never mind! What are we gonna do about Seifer?
Pence: I know! Let's start a rumor that Seifer is gay for the Struggle announcer!
Hayner: That'll never work.
Pence: Why not?
Hayner: We all know that he's gay for me.
Ollette: You think everybody's gay for you.
Hayner: Well, it's true. I mean, who wouldn't love me. I'm just….irresistible.
Pence: Ugh, let's just go confront him already.
Hayner: Fine, whatever.
***Hayner, Pence, Ollette, and Roxas go down to the sandlot to confront Seifer.***
Fuu: Thieves!
Rai: That was low, y'know
Hayner: Oh really?
Seifer: Nice comeback, blondie.
Hayner: What are you talkin' about? You're blonder than me.
Seifer: Whatever. You can give us back the - now.
Pence: Did you just get censored?
Seifer: What? No! You stole the - and the word, too. That was undeniable proof that we totally owned you lamers.
Hayner: Owned you lamers? Geez, Seifer, how white can ya get?
Seifer: Whiter than you, chickenwuss. Anyways, maybe if you get on your knees and beg, I'll let you off easy.
***Roxas gets on knees***
Hayner: Get your ass back up here, boy!
***Roxas gets up, grabs the Struggle bat and proceeds to kick Seifer's ass***
Seifer: That wasn't fair! I got a…..um…..shoulder….cramp.
***Pence takes picture. Dusk comes and steals camera***
Pence: Ahh! It groped me!
Hayner: After it!
***Hayner, Pence , Ollette, and Roxas run after it***
***Roxas catches up to it, defeats it, and acquires the stolen photos***
Hayner: ***looks at photos*** all of these are of Roxas.
Pence: Ohh, a Roxas stalker. Maybe they want to steal the real Roxas!
Hayner: Who would want to steal a dumbass like Roxas?
Roxas: Aww thanks. I love you, too.
Hayner: I knew it! Everybody is gay for me.
Pence: Oh boy ***slaps forehead***
*** screen cuts to static***
Diz: Namine! Call the cable company! The TV is out again!