A/N: Well folks, here's the next chapter of my story! Hope you like it!

Also, things here are gonna be a little different than the other parodies you may have seen in here. Enjoy!

Chapter 9: Remember Kids! Think First Before Acting! (Is This An Educational Title?)

Back on the world below, Earthworm Jim and Cynder were just walking along some old dirt road right near some water. Looks pretty boring for this little narrator to even WRITE about!

"Just keep writing, author." Earthworm Jim said to the sky. "You'll get to the exciting stuff later."

Right, right... Ahem...

Just then, Earthworm Jim heard some sort of whirring noise in the distance.

"Just what IS that whirring noise in the distance?" Earthworm Jim asked. Then he looked to the screen. "I really need to stop repeating the narrator."

"What noise?" Cynder asked, not hearing it.

"Hold on a second, Cyndy." Earthworm Jim said, going off towards the noise. "I'll be back for you later!"

"Jim, wait!" Cynder exclaimed. But it came on deaf ears, for Earthworm Jim was already gone. "Oh, great. Thanks a lot, Jim! Now what am I going to do?"

"Mind if I give you a hint, Ms.Cynder?" A familiar voice asked, behind her. Cynder then turned to see Crocodile, smirking while aiming his gun at her. Cynder jumped back.

"Oh no! Crocodile!" Cynder cried, trying to back up. "What are you doing here?!"

"I hope you like trophication as well as I do, Cynder." Crocodile said, charging the gun. "For THAT is what you'll be experiancing!"

And then, the gun fired. The next thing Cynder knew, she was already in trophy form while Crocodile walked up to her. Just then, the darkness version of Crocodile, the same one Don Patch, Revy, Roberta, and the Kankers fought, came up next to him and stared at the trophy.

"So easy." Crocodile chuckled before looking ahead. From what he saw, Spyro, Sparx, Chopper, and Brook were heading down the road. "Well, well... Looks like the black dragon's friends along with two members of Strawhat's crew are coming down this way."

Crocodile then looked to his doppleganger.

"You," Crocodile began. "Copy this dragon's trophy. Her little friends are coming this way. We'll be proving the little dragonfly's theory about little Cynder correct."

And so, the doppleganger dissolved into spores as they completely consumed the trophy and made a complete copy of Cynder, only eviler and darker in tone.

"Good." Crocodile said. Then he gave the doppleganger a trophy gun, like his. "Use this when those four go by. When you see them coming your way, blast them. Am I making myself clear?"

The doppleganger then nodded as it walked off with the gun. Crocodile chuckled again before walking off. With the doppleganger, it, or she, watched as Chopper, Brook, Sparx, and Spyro go by. The doppleganger then started charging the gun to fire at those running. It was about to fire, until...

SLICE!

The gun was split in half, surprising the doppleganger. The doppleganger then look to the left to see Kratos, Luffy, and Franky just coming up.

"Hey! Cyndy!" Luffy said, looking at the dark dragon. "What's up with trying to trophify your friends, huh?"

"Strawhat, that's not black dragon-sis!" Franky said, crossing his arms. "That's a big faker!"

"That's a fake?!" Luffy asked with his eyes bugging out, just finding it out.

"OF COURSE IT'S A FAKE!" Franky yelled, whacking Luffy over the head. Kratos only rolled his eyes at Luffy and Franky before turning to the doppleganger.

"Who do you call your lord and master?" Kratos asked the strange doppleganger. It, or she, said nothing, but lunged out at Kratos. Kratos sighed and simply sliced the doppleganer, changing it, or she, back into a trophy. "How pathetic."

Back with the other four, they were still heading down the dirt road until he saw Kratos with a trophy that looks like Cynder. He noticed Luffy and Franky too, but Luffy was busy rubbing his head while Franky was yelling at him about something.

"Huh? Luffy? Franky? Kratos? What are they doing-" Spyro wondered before widening his eyes at seeing Cynder's trophy dissappear into millions of spores and fly away. "What the-?! How could they?!"

"Huh." Luffy said, simply. "It was a fake Cynder after all."

"I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT, MORON!" Franky yelled in Luffy's ear, making the boy hold his ears in pain.

"If this was a fake..." Kratos wondered. "Then how did this copy get made?"

"You MONSTERS!"

Just then, Kratos dodged a blast of fire. The trio then look to see Spyro glaring angrily at them while Sparx, Chopper, and Brook come up to near him.

"How could you do that to her?!" Spyro demanded, not knowing the truth.

"Do what to who?" Luffy asked, not getting it.

"I think he means what your friend did to Miss Scary there." Sparx responded, non plussed over the whole thing.

"Oh, you mean what Kratos did with the fa-GAH!" Luffy said, just getting bit on the side by Spyro.

"Strawhat!" Franky exclaimed, going to help, but Luffy held up one hand, making him stop, confused. "Eh?"

"Spyro." Luffy said, unemotional. "Do kindly let go of my side, please."

Then, slowly, Spyro started letting go while Luffy was speaking in a soft tone.

"Yeah, that's it." Luffy said. "Gentely, slowly, calmly. There we go." Then Spyro finally let go of the bite.

PUNCH! "YOU BUTTHEAD!"

Everyone sweatdropped as Luffy punched Spyro hard, accidentally turning him into a trophy. Of course, being the moron he is, Luffy didn't notice.

"Alright, Spyro." Luffy began, still not noticing. "If you're willing to be nice and forget the whole thing, we'll be good, okay? So, let's shake on it." Luffy then held out his hand and opened his eyes, finally noticing that Spyro is in trophy form. "...I think I hit him too hard."

"GEE, YA THINK?!" Sparx, Franky, Chopper, and Brook all exclaimed while backslapping the air. Kratos just slapped his forehead in frustration. Just then, whirring was heard again as everyone looked to the side. Just then, out of the blue, came Bad Mr.Frosty in Buggy's hovercraft! He once passed the gang, while also making Franky, Luffy, Chopper, and Brook notice some familiar trophies in it.

"It's Nami and Robin!" Chopper exclaimed.

Bad Mr.Frosty then turned around and used what looks like a claw to grab the Spyro trophy.

"Hey! Give back my buddy, snow-jerk!" Sparx demanded.

"Well boys," Bad Mr.Frosty called out to the others. "I thank you for the generous trophy donation! I'll remember it always!"

"Not if I can help it, you vile fiend!" A familiar voice called out from behind. Bad Mr. Frosty then turned to see Earthworm Jim standing on top of the claw with his trusty ray gun in his hand. "Unhand the trophies, Bad Mr.Frosty!"

"Earthworm Jim?!" Bad Mr.Frosty cried out. "What are you-"

"Eat dirt! Evil ripoff of Frosty the Snowman! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" Earthworm Jim laughed madly as he shot the claw, making it let go of Spyro.

"Hey!" Bad Mr.Frosty yelled. "That was MY trophy!"

Earthworm Jim then jumped off and touched Spyro's trophy, bringing him back to life. Spyro then looked at Luffy, sheepishly.

"Uh... Sorry about that." Spyro said.

"No problem." Luffy said, then cracking his knuckles. "Let's just get ready to kick the snowman's ... If he has one."

Bad Mr.Frosty then turned the hovercraft around to charge at the heroes, but Spyro just blew an icicle at it, making it blow out a few seconds later.

"Let's go!" Franky said, pointing to the hovercraft getting away. "That thing has Orange Haired-Sis and Raven Haired-Sis on it!"

"Quick! Let's go!" Brook said before they all charged toward it. "Yo ho ho ho ho!"

Just then, some Darklings appeared before them.

"Out of the way!" Luffy yelled as he punched some away while still running.

"Don't get in the way of our veangence!" Kratos roared as he kept slicing and dicing his way through.

"I don't know about the veangence part, but I DO know this." Earthworm Jim said while setting the safety switch of his ray gun off and blasts wildley. "Eat dirt! Every bad guy in the area! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

BLAST!

BOOM!

SLICE!

FWOOSH!

BANG!

BAM!

SMACK!

KA-POW!

Soon, the heroes found themselves in front of a cave where the hovercraft was parked in front of. Behind them was a total mess of defeated Darklings.

"Looks like Bad Mr.Frosty, in a ditch attempt to lose us, went inside this cave." Earthworm Jim observed. "If we're to have any hope of catching him, we better go through here."

"He probably put up some boagies to get at us in there too." Franky said, his arms crossed.

"We'll also need some light to see through the darkness inside." Brook added. Then he smiled as he shown his eye sockets. "Even though I don't have eyes! Yo ho ho ho ho! Skull joke!"

"Not very funny if you ask me." Spyro muttered to himself. Then he looked to Sparx. "Sparx, looks like you'll have to be our light."

"See? I told you!" Sparx said, cockily. "THIS is why I'm your partner, Spyro. I'm useful! Everyone, follow me if you don't want to get lost like Moss-Head would do on a daily basis."

Luffy, Franky, Chopper, and Brook then all laughed at that as they all went inside the cave. Of course, inside WERE a lot of boagies, like Franky said, but they were easy to handle. With some luck, and help from Sparx' light, they managed to get out the other side of the cave... and find what looks like a giant castle made of ice.

"I take it Bad Mr.Frosty is in there?" Kratos asked.

"Yep." Earthworm Jim replied. "Bad Mr.Frosty loves the cold. After all, he's made from it!"

"Nami and Robin must be in there." Chopper said, looking at the castle. "I also saw Usopp in that hovercraft too."

"USOPP WAS THERE TOO?!" Luffy exclaimed, his eyes bugging out.

"You're slow today, aren't you, Luffy?" Franky asked, looking annoyed with Luffy.

"It looked like Spongebob and Sandy were on that thing as well." Spyro said. "We better go get them all back. We have no idea what that snowman has in store for them all."

"Well we should hurry then." Sparx said, flying towards the castle. He then stopped and looked to the others. "Well what are you waiting for? The fourth Super Smash Bros game? Let's go!"

So then, the heroes then went towards the castle while Spyro looked amazed with Sparx sounding smart and brave all of a sudden.

Meanwhile, back to the computer room where Jack, Johnny, Jimmy, and Nazz were in the last chapter, a familiar figure was watching the monitors.

"Crocodile." The figure said. "There's a horde of trophies being held in what looks like a castle of ice. We need you and your troops to go and retrieve them as soon as possible. Am I making myself clear?"

"Yes you are, Gaul." Crocodile said, annoyed with the ape king's attitude with him. "Just don't tell me how to do things correctly, alright?"

Crocodile then walked off with some of the Billions behind him. Gaul then made what looks like an evil smirk as he sat in the chair, clicking his nails together in a typical evil way.

"All of the pieces of the puzzle are coming into place." Gaul chuckled to himself. "When the trophies are given to Count Bleck, the power will all be mine. And what's more, absolutely no one will be able to stop me."

Gaul then chuckled a bit, then he started laughing evilly. Too bad he was unaware of what was really in store...

A/N: Well folks, there's the chapter. Hope you liked it! See you next time!

Next time: As Squidward, Patrick, Sarah, Eddy, Zoro, and Sanji follow Ed in his monster costume to some abandoned ruins, Buggy comes back on a mission of vengeance. Will Patrick and Squidward pay Buggy back for what he did? Or will they be Buggy's next trophies? With Sarah, Eddy, Zoro, and Sanji with them, the bad news doesn't seem likely. Oh well, see you next time!

Next Chapter: Nightmare on Ed Street IV: Buggy's Revenge