Author's Note : Kay people, its time for chapter ten. Yay chapter ten!
Disclaimer : We of 3BFFS do not own Black Blood Brothers nor any show or other kind of reference made in this fic.
After a month or so I was busy looking through a catalogue, a weapon catalogue to be exact. I was busy circling everything I wanted with a red sharpie when I saw it. A flamethrower that came in blue! My lucky day and I had enough cash from my job as a doctor to buy it. I decided to drag Zara along with me just incase she wanted anything like a pistol or a box of land mines. I passed by Jiro-nii-san who was busy making out with Gakupo on the couch.
"Get a room you two," I call as I pass by them. They break off and are both blushing, though Gakupo looks way cuter than Jiro-nii-san does by a mile.
"Sh-shut up! We can make out wherever we want to right Gaky," Jiro-nii-san said before turning to his beet red lover.
"Um, we were being a little inconsiderate seeing as how somebody else could have wanted to use the living room but we were taking up the entire couch so they couldn't use it," Gakupo said in a soft voice that reminded me of the pegasis Fluttershy from My Little Ponies: Friendship is Magic. Now that I think about it Gakupo is alot like Fluttershy in general.
"Very well Gaky, we shall take our make out session elsewhere," Jiro-nii-san said before standing up and dragging Gakupo to his room. Gakupo waved to me before dissappearing to the evil place of my older brother's room. Poor guy, I doubt he'll be a virgin by the time he leaves today.
"So Bluefire-chan where are we going?" Zara asked as she walked beside me.
"To my favorite store in the world," I replied as I stuffed my hands into my pockets.
"Gamestop? Oh no wait Hot Topic!" Zara said excitedly. I sighed before showing her Guns R Us.
"This here is Guns R Us. The best place to get weaponry and tanks on Earth," I said before leading her to the door. Just before I got to it some man stopped me.
"Hold it kid, you gotta be eighteen to get in," he said with one of those tough guy accents. He was a good foot and three quarter inches taller than me, but I have taken out bigger.
"I am eighteen jackass, I've got a driver's licence and everything," I replied as I showed him my adult driver's license.
"Yeah right kid! Now take your little sister here and go back to junior high where you belong," he snapped before shoving me back. I landed on my backside and rubbed it as I stood up. I took Zara's hand before rushing to the alley near by.
"What are we going to do? That guy won't let us in," Zara sighed as she sat on top of the trashcan lid I cleaned off for her.
"Don't worry Zara, I can get us in," I said. Zara tilted her head in confusion as she stared at me. I took a black cloak out of my bag and put it on.
"Oh powers of time as the guardian and caretaker of Dialga and the Blue Mew I command you to grant me control over time!" I shouted to the sky before my hands glowed a deep blue color.
"Age me up to twenty five!" I called before a white light flooded the alley. When it faded Zara stared in awe. I summoned up a mirror and smirked as I stared at my now smoking hot bod. With this form I can easily pass for eighteen. I snapped my fingers and my outfit changed into a low cut black tee-shirt and a short red mini-skirt with some black stiletos. I untied my long hair and threw it into a sloppy bun.
"Come on Zara-chan, we have some shopping to do," I said before leading my confused friend to the gun store.
The man stared at me and drooled as I passed by him.
"Don't worry handsome, she's with me," I said as I walked past him. Inside the store I gagged before letting Zara wander off while I went to pick out my flamethrower.
As I walked to the aisle I heard a familiar voice. I turned and swore under my breath for a few feet away from me was my magic instructor Arthur Kirkland aka England and my good friend Alfred F Jones aka America. I turned away from them and rushed to pick out my flamethrower. I walked up to my desired flamethrower and picked it up, a little light for what I wanted to use it for, but alteast it came in the color I wanted.
"Hey cutie! What's a smokin hot babe like you doin in a place like this?" I heard from behind me.
'Oh shit! Its Alfred!' I thought before turning to face him.
"I was looking for a gift for my cousin Grant and thought I'd see if they had something for an adventurous girl like me," I replied, avoiding Arthur's brilliant green eyes and focusing on Alfred's blue eyes that were a touch darker than my own eyes.
"Sweet! Hey Artie I think I found a nice chick for ya!" Alfred said as he nudged Arhtur's shoulder.
"Alfred how many times have I told you not to try and find me dates in weaponry stores!" Arthur snapped before turning to face me.
"My appologies miss, but there's something familiar about you," he said as he looked into my eyes.
'Okay Bluefire, keep calm. Don't show any fear, he'll recognize you,' I thought as I looked into the Brit's emerald eyes.
"Hey Bluefire! Did you know they sold lawn gnome shaped bombs here?" I heard Zara call.
"Bluefire?!" I backed away from the angry blonde and smiled sheepishly at him.
"Hey Artie, how's Flying Mint Bunny?" I asked, trying to distract Arthur. He glared angrily at me before Alfred held him back.
"Run!" Alfred yelled before I took Zara's hand and led her to the checkout area. The line was super long and I knew Alfred couldn't hold Arthur forever. I saw an enraged Arthur running towards us and got an idea.
"Help! A rapist is trying to hurt me!" I cried as I pointed at Arthur. All the guys ahead of us ran to stop Arthur, clearing the line and distracting the Brit. I paid for my flamethrower and a couple lawn gnome bombs and ran out of the store.
Before I made it home I ran into the alley and changed myself back to eighteen.
"Say Bluefire, can you use those time powers on anybody?" Zara asked as we walked back to my house.
"Yeah, but only if I know what they look like at the age I want them to be," I replied.
"Do you know how Jiro looked when he was say, sixteen?" Zara questioned.
"What are you suggesting?" I asked as I looked at Zara.
"Why don't make Jiro sixteen so we can destroy his hat and he won't even remember having it or he'll hate the hat and destroy it with us," Zara said as she made it to the door.
"Cool! Then he'd like anime again!" I cheered before openig the door.
I peered into the room and saw Gakupo sleeping on top of Jiro-nii-san, both looking very peaceful. I had Zara make some ear-muffs and put them on Gakupo and Jiro-nii-san.
"Oh powers of time age my brother Jiro to sixteen!" I called to the sky. The white light returned and once it faded my dear older brother was now two years younger than me. I pulled him out from under Gakupo and woke my new younger brother up. He yawned and smiled when he saw me.
"Hey Bluefire-chan, what's up?" He asked as he looked at me.
"Well my dear brother, there's this ugly hat on your head and we need to burn it because it'll steal your soul," I replied. Jiro-nii-san took the hat off his head and made a disgusted face when he saw it.
"God this thing is ugly, let me help you get rid of it," he replied as he haded the hat to me. We all ran outside to go burn the hat.
We put the hat onto a treestump and backed away from it. I aimed at the hat before pulling the trigger, torching the hat and leaving a pile of ashes on the slightly charred stump. I turned around to find my now younger brother kissing Zara and from the looks of it, really enjoying it. I pulled the two apart with a dead-pan face on. I tapped Jiro-nii-san's head and he turned back to normal.
"What happened?" He asked, slightly dizzy. I smirked and pointed to the pile of ashes.
"My hat!" He cried before looking angrily at me. I noticed that Arthur was rushing me from behind and I grabbed the Brit's arm and threw him at Jiro-nii-san. Their lips crashing together and Arthur landing on top of my shocked older brother. I slung Zara onto my shoulder and ran off to hide in Rinsuke's office.
"So the hat is gone?" Rinsuke asked before taking a bite out of one of the cookies I made.
"Yeah, but I have a feeling it might return," I replied before taking a swig of Coke. Zara sighed dreamily as she touched her lips.
"Mmmm~ I want another taste of Jiro's lips," Zara said happily before drinking some sun tea. Rinsuke pouted because he has yet to taste Jiro's lips. I just sighed, just great. My best friend has a crush on my older brother.
Author's Note:
So~ How did you like Arthur, Alfred, and Gakupo's appearances? Lets face it people, Gakupo would make a really cute Fluttershy. I made Arthur Bluefire's magic instructor because at the time Bluefire learned she could do magic Arthur was accepting students. He was angry because time magic is forbidden and Arthur has yet to master time spells. Review for some more Hetalia characters~Bff#3