Chapter 10- Babysitting Fun III!

A/N: It's exactly what is says- Babysitting Fun III!

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So, the two Atkatsuki members embarked on their hardest mission yet--- babysitting!

"Here's the game plan." Itachi, Sasuke, and Deidara were in a group huddle, and Itachi was depicting the strategy, "Sasuke, you entertain Bryan, Deidara, you take Valerie, and I'll cover dinner. Deal?"

"Sure." Sasuke agreed, knowing he'd have to watch Blues Clues for the next three thousand, six hundred seconds of his life.

"Man, I'll don't wanna play Barbies for an hour!" Deidara whined.

"Hey, I have to fix dinner!" Itachi argued, but was quite pleased with the job he assigned himself. He wouldn't have to deal with little kids.

"Dude..." Deidara moaned he let Valerie dragged him away.

Sasuke and Itachi stifled their laughter and shared a grin. "Better get started on dinner. Sasu, ask the kiddos and Deidara what they want for dinner."

"Bryan, whatcha want for dinner?" Sasuke hefted Bryan onto his lap as they watched Higglytown Heroes on TV.

"Spaghetti." Bryan mumbled as he watched television.

"Deidara!" Sasuke called.

"Yeah?" Deidara shouted back.

"Whatcha want for dinner?"

"Somethin' edible man!"

"Spaghetti it is then." Itachi thought aloud as he wandered into the pantry. He tapped his bottom teeth as he surveyed his options. He started grabbing random jars, not even reading the labels, "Bon appetite!" Itachi declared as he started dumping it all into a bowl.

"So yo, whatcha wanna do?" Deidara asked as he flopped onto Valerie's bed.

"I know! Let's play beauty shop!" Valerie squealed and pulled on his hand. Deidara attempted to pry away from her, but the last thing he do was to make he cry, so he allowed himself to be pulled down to Hanako's bathroom.

"We can use Mommy's make-up." Valerie explained as she climbed onto the counter, opening up a jewelry box, a make-up set, and hair products. She started tossing stuff on the ground.

"Hey, don't make a mess there." Deidara warned.

"I know, I know." Valerie told him, pulling out a curling iron and plugging it in, "This gets super hot!" Valerie exclaimed, jumping down and pulling two chairs over. Deidara idly sat down on one of them.

"You got such pwetty hair." Valerie cooed as she fingered Deidara's tresses.

"Uh, cool." Deidara replied, not really sure how to respond to that.

"Can I do your hair?" Her eyes sparkled, and he couldn't say no. She pulled Deidara's hair out of its ponytail, "Are you Rapunzel?"

"Nah." Deidara shook away the notion, "I'm not a lady Valerie."

Valerie giggled. "Me do hair now. Be still." she ordered and picked up her curling iron. Deidara closed his eyes, not even wanting to look.

"Hey." Bryan tugged on Sasuke's sleeve. Sasuke snapped out of it (he had been immerged in watching TV) and looked down at the little guy.

"Yeah?" Sasuke asked.

"Sumdin burnin!" Bryan panicked and pointed to the kitchen, and smoke was poring out from under the doorway. Sasuke smelled smoke.

"Stay here." Sasuke set Bryan on the couch and dashed toward the door, his mind racing a hundred miles a minute. He threw open the door and was met by a backlash of smoke. "Itachi!" Sasuke shouted.

"Don't worry lil' bro, I got everything under control!" Itachi hack-coughed back. Sasuke grabbed a cup of water and doused the flames.

"Crapper-doodle Sasu!" Itachi screeched, "That was oil!"

Sasuke's eyes widened, "Crapper-doodle indeed my brethren!"

"Done!" Valerie unplugged her weapon. Deidara opened his eyes. It wasn't that much, except at the ends his hair was curled. Oh well, he could live with it.

"Hey Valerie, let's go have dinner now!" Deidara chortled optimistically, "We can do beauty shop later." he added when he saw her pout.

"'Kay." Valerie grabbed his hand and pulled him down the hall. Suddenly Deidara sniffed the air.

"SMOKE!" Deidara screamed and threw himself on the ground, "There's fresher air near the ground!" Valerie screeched with excitement and did the same. They started crawling down the stairs and down the hallway. "Itachi my man! Get control of the frickin' stove!"

In the kitchen, the two Uchihas were huddled in a corner, hugging each other, watching the flames.

"We're gonna die!!!" Sasuke cried. Itachi fought back tears.

"I'm sorry Sasuke!" Itachi bawled, "I faaaaailed as an older brother!!"

"I forgive you for killing the clan!" Sasuke coughed as smoke entered his system.

"I forgive you for getting me grounded ten million times!" Itachi apologized.

"But you have to admit, you WERE the one who ate all the cookies in third grade!" Sasuke pointed out.

"No I wasn't!" Itachi countered.

"People!" Deidara snapped, "Frickin Uchihas!" He went over and doused the flames with a hose. Soon all the smoke cleared, and the only sounds were Bryan and Valerie laughing.

"You guys are the best babysitters we ever had!" Valerie exclaimed, "Our last babysitters were so boring—they would never catch the stove on fire!"

Itachi, Deidara, and Sasuke all exchanged glances.

"Deidara." Sasuke coughed.

"Huh? What?" Deidara asked.

"Hair." Itachi coughed.

"Oh. Oops." Deidara tied up his hair.

"We were playing beauty shop!" Valerie giggled. Itachi and Sasuke laughed while Deidara hid his face in embarrassment.

Soon Sasuke had all the kids watching Wiggles and eating popcorn and ice cream (Itachi's treat—actually the only food he was able to make.) Itachi and Deidara were standing in the kitchen. Itachi was doing dishes, and Deidara was sweeping the ashes off the floor.

"Itachi my man, the Akatsuki needs your opinion." Deidara told him, sweeping it into the dustpan, "Sasori just recently checked the treasury, and we are running low, ever since we had to pay for Tobi's broken leg after he fell from the roof repairing it."

"Oh." Itachi vaguely recalled the Akatsuki, "What are you going to do?"

"No, what are we going to do man. Sasori suggested we release our own Akatsuki merchandise, like soccer balls and things like that." Deidara dumped the ashes into the dustpan. Itachi thought for a moment.

"I just had a brilliant idea." Itachi announced. Deidara looked at him.

"Them iPods, Sasuke had one of them in his ears the other day." Itachi said, stacking dishes. Deidara nodded and motioned for him to continue. "So maybe I could make my own personalized version of it. We would call it, the iTachi!" Itachi emphasized the "I" and did quote signs with his fingers to help Deidara get the idea. Deidara thought for a moment, and then a slow grin spread across is face and he snapped his fingers.

"Frickin genius my man!"