Previously:
"There, there, all life must reproduce…" Kakashi muttered, glancing behind him at the closet, where moans and cries of pleasure were coming through clearly. Now people stopped for that.
"Ah! Sasu-Ah!" Naruto cried, gripping Sasuke's shoulders tightly, sliding up and down on the brunette's shaft.
"N-Naru…" Sasuke groaned, thrusting as hard as he could into the blonde's tight heat.
"Ah…ah! Oh…Sasuke!" Naruto screamed, tilting his head back, his release shooting onto their stomachs.
"Shit! Naruto!" Sasuke moaned, filling the fox's tight chamber with his seed.
Naruto slumped against Sasuke's chest, shivering in the after pleasure "…Sasuke, we have to clean up now… I can hear Iruka crying outside the door."
Sasuke grunted in agreement.
"And he almost agreed to sleep with him! The horror!"
"His own cousin? Is that some kind of narcissism?"
Itachi twitched, as he watched his mother and mate discuss the more embarrassing parts of his childhood. He had a few bandages wrapped around his head and arms, along with some band-aids on his cheek, but that was it, besides the bruises that were already appearing on various places of his skin.
He wisely didn't tell either of them to stop, his mother was even more dangerous when provoked.
He looked up as Tsunade appeared at the doorway "Well, Kyuubi's free to go, but maybe Itachi should stay for a bit."
"No!" Itachi jumped up, despite the pang of pain his head gave him, and grabbed his and Kyuubi's coat that Iruka had dropped of earlier before taking Sasuke and Naruto home. "Kyuubi's fine, right?" he turned to look at the fox, only to have the coat yanked from his grasp.
"Uhuh, perfectly fine! I could give birth now!" Kyuubi replied quickly, struggling into his coat, Itachi immediately assisting him once the leopard received a glare from his mother. "Let's go!" the two made a dash for the door.
"Wait, you two!" Mitoko snapped, causing the two pets to freeze, inches from freedom. "Say thank you to Tsunade-sensei."
"Thank you!" The fox and leopard repeated quickly before running out the door, into SALVATION!
Mitoko sighed, smiling at Tsunade "Kits these days…"
"Yep, I know…"
May: Next chapter!
-Mitoko runs in, grabbing May by the shoulders-
Mitoko: Where's Sasuke?! I must punish!
May: -sweatdrop- he has come back yet…maybe it was the musical I suggested for this story…hm…he has a hot voice…
Mitoko: Of course! –smile- he and Itachi were in the Church choir!
May: O-O lol…lmao…rofl…roflmao!
"Naruto!"
"Kyuu-nii!"
Sasuke and Itachi sighed as the foxes embraced, lifting a brow at the sunset setting behind them despite the current time being around noon.
"Oh! Kyuu-nii! Surgery must've hurt! Come on, I'll make you some ramen and sushi, you like salmon, right? Or a salad…" Naruto blubbered on, tearing up at the sight of his older brother, unharmed or otherwise.
Sasuke slumped slightly 'He never cooks for me…' he thought enviously, watching as Kyuubi pat Naruto on the head.
"Sorry, Naru, I wanna take a nap right now…" Kyuubi pried himself free of Naruto's death grip, and grabbed Itachi, pulled the leopard inside, Naruto and Sasuke following quickly.
Once they were gone, out of the bushes a man jumped out. "Alright! Let's take the sunset background back to the warehouse!" Immediately a large crew people began dismantling the huge screen attached to the house and trees of the Uchiha Estate.
Kyuubi shut the door behind him, turning to Itachi inside the room. The leopard blinked as Kyuubi more or less tackled him onto the floor, clawing at his clothes.
"This isn't what most people would consider a nap…" he murmured against the fox's lips, receiving a growl in return.
"I want you. Now! And no one, even you, is stating otherwise!" Kyuubi snapped, biting on Itachi's lips in punishment.
"Who complaining?" Itachi smirked, licking his bleeding lips. His slender fingers already at the hem of Kyuubi's black jeans. "However…" he added, abruptly flipping them over, getting a snarl from Kyuubi.
"Itachi!" Kyuubi hissed, outraged, he knew Itachi was big on foreplay, so was he on most occasions, but he wanted the brunette, NOW DAMMIT!
"Shh…" Itachi replied, hooking his arms under Kyuubi's thighs, picking the redhead up and carrying him over to the bed, lying him down gently. He kissed the redhead's neck, inhaling that delicious, milky scent of a preggy. "You're pregnant remember? Not to mention that... incident a few days ago. As much as I want you, I don't want to risk losing you or the baby anymore." He chuckled at the look on Kyuubi's face that clearly stated 'What am I? Your damn princess?'
"Shit, Itachi, if you don't put yourself in me right now…I'll…" Kyuubi trailed off, he knew Itachi was right. They shouldn't do anything like this while his stomach was still healing from the attack. "Dammit…" Kyuubi whined, crossing his arms across his chest.
Itachi smiled lovingly at the sulking fox "I didn't say I wouldn't pleasure you." He added, his hand slipping under Kyuubi's jeans, purring when he realized that Kyuubi wasn't wearing underwear. 'Does he even own any?' Itachi mused, stroking the fox's erection, earning at cry.
"Itachi…" Kyuubi moaned, thrusting his hips up against the leopard's hand "Ahh…wha, what about you..?" he whimpered as those slender fingers wrapped around his member. "Ahhnn…"
Itachi just chuckled, pumping Kyuubi's shaft slowly and torturously, licking and biting at the fox's exposed neck.
Kyuubi bit his lip, his frame trembling in the pleasure. He cried out as Itachi's fingertips danced over his slit. "Ohhh…" he groaned, tilting his head back.
Itachi shifted slightly between the redhead's legs, fighting the urge to rip off those goddamn annoying jeans and fuck his mate raw. 'He's injured, injured, injured…' he repeated firmly in his mind. A lesser cat would have been humping their bitch by now.
Kyuubi gripped the leopard firmly by the hair, dragging him up to his lips. "Itachi…" he moaned before pressing his lips against his mate's, their tails intertwining.
Itachi slid his tongue in between those full lips, mapping out the redhead's cavern, dancing with the fox's tongue passionately.
Kyuubi whined as Itachi pulled away, before trailing kisses up his jaw.
Itachi bit gently on Kyuubi's ear, running his tongue across the thin flap of skin, almost as if he was cleaning them. His free hand began pushing up the fox's shirt. He left the ear to trail down the fox's body and attack one of Kyuubi's nipples.
Kyuubi gasped as Itachi bit down on his sensitive skin "Ow! Itachi…" he whined, squirming as Itachi licked the bite in apology, before nibbling on Kyuubi's dark nubs. "Wha?! Ahhnn…." He trailed off, arching his back slightly. "Mmm…" he moaned as Itachi's lips trailed lower and lower until his tongue ran along the lining if his pants.
Itachi yanked the annoying jeans off Kyuubi, nipping and biting on his mate's sensitive inner thigh.
Kyuubi twitched, as Itachi's lips ran down his thigh, suggestively, his hand keeping the thigh still. "Itachi!" he cried, glaring down at the brunette "Suck me off already!" he snapped.
"My, my, the Uke ordering around the Seme, the thought alone makes me laugh." Itachi replied dryly, returning Kyuubi's glare. "I'll take as long as I want." He added bluntly, shoving Kyuubi back down when the fox tried to sit up.
"Bastard! I hate foreplay!"
"Lying little bitch." Itachi replied angrily, this is what he got for pleasuring his mate?!
At that moment Kakashi opened the door "Before another argument breaks out…dinner's ready!" he chirped, closing the door quickly as the bedside table was thrown his way.
Itachi glared heatedly at the door, glancing at Kyuubi who was still sprawled out on their bed, regarding him with curious eyes- as to say 'where's our alarm clock going sit now?'
He sighed "Do you wanna finish up?" he slid back onto the bed when Kyuubi sarcastically replied.
"No, I want to walk around with an erection this painful."
Itachi smirked "I'm taking my time." Kyuubi just growled.
Naruto happily slurped up his fourth bowl of ramen. Sasuke watched in distaste, with a slight fear of his mate choking.
"Isn't that enough?" Sasuke asked warily as Naruto eyed his own ramen.
"Mmm…No!" Naruto pounced on Sasuke's lap, turning to the nugget of noodle gold on the table in front of him. He eeped when Sasuke's hands circled his waist, dipping suggestively in-between his thighs. "Sasuke!" Naruto gasped as the leopard stroked his rapidly hardening erection "Ah!" he moaned, not even protesting when the Uchiha flipped him over, shoved the ramen bowl away, and placed him on the table.
"Naru…you're so cute…" Sasuke purred, grinding his hips against the blonde's, looking into those clouded eyes, watching those whiskered cheeks grow darker at his actions.
"Ah! Ah…Sasuke…" Naruto moaned, bucking back against Sasuke's hips earnestly, hands gripping the ebony locks tightly. He pulled Sasuke's lips towards his own, crashing them together in a sloppy kiss while Sasuke worked on getting those annoying pants off.
Both he and Itachi agreed that if it wasn't for the fact that other men would sneak glances at their ukes (getting their heads snapped off consequently) they'd burn all their ukes' clothing and buy them a new wardrobe off lingerie(most likely resulting in being beaten to a bloody pulp by their ukes but hell, it was worth it)!
He grunted when a hard object hit him on the head. "Ow…wha?" he turned to meet his mother's stern, yet, on-the-inside-laughing-her-ass-off gaze.
"Susu-chan…I understand how teenage hormones work, but, please…not on the kitchen table!" she chided, poking Sasuke affectionately in the temple.
Sasuke frowned, knowing better then to growl at his mother, picking up his embarrassed blonde he exited the kitchen.
Mitoko immediately began giggling quickly "I knew spiking their ramen with an aphrodisiac would work, poor Naru's gonna fly into a second heat in no time!" she ended this with a slightly evil cackle before going to clean up her children's dishes.
May: -grins manically- Ha! I'VE WON THE REVIEW CONTEST! WOOOO!!!!! PARTY!!!!! THANK YOU ALL MY LOVELY REVIEWERS! STILL UPDATE THOUGH! 200TH REVIEWER GETS THEIR OWN ONESHOT! ANY YAOI COUPLE IN NARUTO!
Sasuke: I think she'll update dead of night next…just a hunch cause she had an interesting idea the night before when she was eating pocky…