From megaman...?:
time! oil! long time no see! did ya miss me?
Time: ! *glares* What are YOU doing here?
Oil: Heya, Copy.
Any way,i have a new offer to make...
Time: Tch.
Oil: Whatever.
Time,if you join with dr wily he might be able to complete your time-manipulation as for oil,dr wily's new fortress has high quality oil in it.
Both: *deadpan look*
how about it?
Both: NO.
From megaxl:
im baaaack!
Time: Hello again.
Oil: Wassup!
now of to the question !
1-Are there any of Wily's fortress guardian that you feel sorry for having to serve him?
Both: Uh...no.
Time: You have to understand that, unlike us Robot Masters, Wily's fortress guardians have no emotions or personality to speak of, so there's nothing to feel sorry for.
2-what about the mechaniloids?
Both: The what?
(A/N: What are you referring to when you say mechaniloids? I only remember hearing that phrase in the X series, oddly enough...)
3-what are your thoughts on the mettool?
Time: It's expendable. (In his mind: SO CUTE!)
Oil: They're cute, and they make good pets~!
From Marshmallow:
I'm back to torture you guys! I have a little more questions this time.
Time: Oh great...
Oil: Whaddaya mean, "torture"...?
1. If at this moment I grabbed you and took you to my house, put you in a dress, took pictures, and post them online, how would you react?
Time: AHDFSKJHLKABLKAJAD;LEXCUSE ME BUT, WHAT THE F***? *you get time arrow'd*
Oil: ...I don't look bad in a dress...that scares me...
2. If the person that has the wepon of your weakness poped up out of nowhere, and grabbed you by the shoulders and told you "I love you", how would you respond?
Time: O_O||| REJECT REJECT REJECT.
Oil: I'd calmly turn him down and explain to him why it wouldn't work out.
3. I'm a doctor. Do you trust me?
Time: After those questions, it's hard to trust you...
Oil: Kinda...
I'll be back, but for now, ciao! *hides in a yellow box*
Both: *stare at the yellow box*