THE HELL!

Naruto and Shikamaru were making their way back inside when Naruto stopped and noticed something. "The hell, where is my mom at?" Naruto asked looking at the lack of parked cars. "Did maybe she come in last night and Isshin went off somewhere." He looked at Shikamaru as if he had the answer to his question.

"Why are you looking at me, I fell asleep when you came out here last night. I didn't hear the door open or close last night." Shikamaru said with a little annoyance.

"Who pissed in your cereal?" Naruto asked equally annoyed.

"Here's a facet for you, I haven't had any cereal yet. I had to come out here and check on your depressed self." Shikamaru shot back smartly, while looking off to the side.

Naruto just looked at him blankly "What happened, you were nice to me a second ago!" Naruto yelled with fake tears.

Shikamaru just shook his head and continued his way back inside the house. With Naruto fallowing close behind. "Hey, Shikamaru what time is it anyhow?" Naruto said with a little laugh.

Shikamaru took his phone out of his pocket and checked the time. "It's, six thirty…" Shikamaru said, not really understanding why Naruto is laughing. Then it dawned on him. "Ah! I am going back to bed this is way to early for me!" He said making his way back towards the couch. " I cant believe you had me out there this early in the morning, wake me up at like twelve." He said as he slid under his cover, to which he passed out immediately.

Naruto just stood there with an eye twitching. "I cant believe him, he is such a kill joy." he said with boredom already seeping in. "Ah! The hell am I suppose to do now!" Naruto yelled in frustration while pulling his blond hair. Then all of a sudden his phone began to ring. "Uh, hello?"

"Hey, Naruto its mom!" Kushina yelled into the phone.

"Kami, mom you don't have to blow my ear off!" he said pulling the phone away from his ear.

"Oh, sorry." she giggled out. "Just wanted you to know that we will be home later in the evening."

"Uh, ok whatever you just have a good time." Naruto said anxiously to get off the phone.

"Ok bye." Kushina said dragging out the bye.

Naruto hung up his phone but not without muttering, "Yeah, she's drunk." but he walked into his room to get a change of clothes. Naruto just put his old orange karate pants on and decided on not wearing a shirt. "Might as well go outside and do something a little productive." he said leaving his room heading to the back door.

Naruto made it outside, and just did a few stretches, and practiced some katas. After his katas he did a few pushups, and practiced his flexibility. "Got to stay limber." he thought sarcastically. He then went to his shed and pulled out his old kickboxing bag. And practiced with that for awhile, then he pretended to fight a few people, the he went back inside to grab his throwing knives and practiced his throwing. He did the same thing for a few hours until his stomach made a "Growling" noise.

"Must be lunch time." Naruto said rubbing sweat off his fore head. He then patted his stomach and made his way back inside for some lunch.

ONE HOUR LATER

Naruto had his lunch, and took a shower put on some fresh clothes. And now he just watches in amazement as Shikamaru snores the day away. "How the hell does he do it?" Naruto wonders aloud.

Naruto poked him a few times to see what would happen and when nothing would he would just rapidly poke his friend in the head. "Hmm, there has got to be away to wake sleeping beauty here." Naruto asked himself tapping his chin.

"Got it!" He said snapping his fingers, Naruto grabbed Shikamarus cell phone that he laid on the coffee table before he passed out. "I just got to figure out what Temari's ring tone is on his phone. And bam he awakes immediately to answer his phone for his true love." Naruto said with a proud grin as he found out what he wanted, he set the ring tone as his. And made sure the volume was all the way up. "Ok now to let the plan commence." he pressed the call button and, listened and watched for the events unfold. Shikamarus phone rung loudly but he did nothing. "The hell, why didn't it work?"

"Because, like I said before I woke up before you could do something stupid like that." Shikamaru said with his eyes closed still.

"Ah, The hell!" Naruto yelled frustratingly. " I cant believe you did it again!" He ranted on.

"It's not my fault you cant learn, at all." Shikamaru said sitting up and "Yawning" stretching his arms above his head. "Besides, I said to wake me up at lunch time didn't I." He finished, while giving Naruto his genius glare.

Naruto just grumbled a "Yeah" and moved so Shikamaru could get up.

Shikamaru got up and made his way towards the kitchen. "So, what's for lunch?" Shikamaru asked, with another yawn.

"The hell with you, cook something your self you lazy genius!" Naruto yelled swinging his hands violently above his head.

I THINK YOU CAN SEE WHY I GAVE THIS CHAPTER ITS TITLE… AND YES I AM THE ORIGANAL AUTHOR, JUST A DIFFERENT NAME, I DINDT LIKE THE OTHER ONE MUCH… ANYWAYS SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT, BUT PLEASE READ AND REVIEW… DEAD TO LIFE OUT, SOUNDS CATCHY.