Kuri: I is back! Yays! And I'm not really sure what chapter this is. I think it's either seven or ten. Depends on if you're counting the author's notes.

Katarina: I feel that I should tell you guys this... my name is now Katrina. I think it sounds better and it's easier to remember.

Sokka: W-what? You can't just change your name like that! It's already in the other chapters!

Katrina: Soooo? Look at the name that comes before my sentences! It says Katrina!

Sokka: B-but! Well- I! Grrrr... *starts grumbling and walks away*

Kuri: Anyway, I don't own anything except Kuri and Kata- I mean, "Katrina", and this is for any LavixLenalee fans that felt that this pairing should be in here. So, here goes...

Lavi sighed. He wiped some sweat off of his forehead and fixed his bandana. Oh, how he wished he wasn't here.

Kuri had removed the names of all the girls who weren't in D. Gray-Man from the wheel so there wouldn't be any cross-pairings. She had strongly put that she hated those.

Except, there was only one problem with this plan: the only girl there from D. Gray-Man was Lenalee.

So now, here they were. In front of a bunch of their friends. On a stage. About to do something completely embarrassing and against their will. (One of those friends, by the way, was a silently fuming Allen)

So this was Kuri's alleged, 'fun'.

"This is . . . awkward." said Lavi. Lenalee nodded in agreement.

"Guys, are you going to do something or not?" demanded Kuri.

Lenalee folded her arms across her chest. "This isn't fair. I already went." she mumbled. Kuri just smirked.

"I never said you'd only have to go once Lenalee. That's just how the game works. And you and I both know that you're secretly enjoying this!" Lenalee blushed a bit and pouted.

Lavi started rocking back and forth on his heels. He did like the idea of getting to make out with Lenalee, (when he ignored the thought of what would happen if Komui ever found out, with his sister complex and all) but doing it on stage in front of everyone had already been done by Allen. With the same person, too. He wanted to be different!

Lavi pulled Kuri by her rist over to the left side of the stage, away from all the people sitting down in the right side. He said something to her in a very quiet voice that only Kish and Tart could hear, but it was too strange of a request that he said for them to understand clearly.

Something about the location of some kind of large compartment...

"Oh... uh, right over there." said Kuri with a confused expression. She turned to the gazes of everyone in the audience and on stage and just gave them a shrug.

Lavi happily took Lenalee's hand and dragged her over to acloset. He pushed her in, got in it himself, and closed the door. Now Kuri seemed to realize what was going on, and she smiled.

"What are they doing in there?" asked the eight or nine year old Tart. Pudding (who was probably the same age as him) finally stopped hugging the alien (yes, she's still been at it all this time!) and took his hand. "Yeah! Pudding wants to know what Lavi nii-san and Lenalee onee-chan are doing in the closet Na No Da!"

Kuri sweat-dropped. Perhaps it was best that the little kids didn't know. So she simply answered, "Don't worry, they should be out in about seven minutes."

As promised, seven minutes later the two exorcists came out of the closet and sat down in their seats. Lavi was smiling gleefully, and Lenalee was a dazed mess.

"Can Lavi nii-san tell Pudding and Taru-taru what you were doing in the closet Na No Da?" asked Pudding with her extra-cute face and puppy dog eyes. Taruto didn't even comment on her use of the nickname "Taru-taru" and just stared up at Lavi pleadingly.

Lavi grinned kindly and knelt down to their level. "Oh, okay! You see first I-" Kuri pinched Lavi's ear and dragged him angrily to the back. She drew for a little while in her sketch pad, then handed it to Lavi.

It was a comic book, with chibi characters.

Chibi Lavi was talking to chibi Tart and chibi Pudding. Apparently, telling them something. (Like what they were doing in the closet) Then chibi Kuri showed up. It was easy to tell that she was extremely angry. She took out a giant mallet, and whacked chibi Lavi's head off into the next panel.

The last panel showed chibi's Lavi's head crying underneath the giant bold words "The End".

Lavi gulped and felt his neck. Getting the message, he walked over to where the two little kids were standing and said, "Sorry, it's a... secret."

Now Kuri was standing on stage again. She boomed, "Next person! Someone stand up!"

Aang turned his head around to see that Zuko, Sokka, andTyki were all standing behind him, smiling and waving.

"Did I ever mention what a good friend you are, Aang old pal?" said Sokka.

"You seem like a nice kid. Wouldn't want to ruin that impression, would you?" said Tyki.

"I have a girlfriend!" said Zuko.

Aang sighed. So much for trust in friends. He stood up. "I'll go." he said with a gloomy tone.

Zuko, Sokka and Tyki all clapped for him. "Yeah! Go Aang!" cheered Sokka.

He walked up to the stage. Magically the names of all the other girls had been replaced. Kuri handed him the little switch.

"Knock yourself out, kid." she said.

He pulled the lever. The wheel spun around and around quickly, until it slowed. Eventually it came to a stop.

On Toph Befong.

"Uh oh..." said Aang. "Um, Kuri? Can I spin again?" he asked.

Toph responded for her. "What's the matter, twinkle-toes? Not man enough to kiss me?"

Aang turned red. "N-no! It's just that- You have to- At the moment-"

"Spit it out!" yelled Toph impatiently.

"I like someone else! Okay?"

Everyone was silent. Kuri sat on a random stool that came out of nowhere, eating popcorn. "Draaaamaaaa!" she sang.

Katara wondered who it could be. If Toph wasn't it, then who else could it be? It certainly wasn't that stalker girl Meng, from the fortunetelling village. But she was the only girl that Katara could think of that showed an interest in Aang.

In other words, Katara was absolutely clueless.

Kuri had finished her popcorn and stood in front of Aang. "So, you're not going to do it?" she asked. Aang nodded reluctantly.

But Kuri just smiled. "That's okay. I was hoping we could do a penalty challenge anyway."

She held up three cards. Aang picked the middle one, like Ichigo did. He could stand the bugs and lizards. He loved nature!

But it wasn't the same card. Kuri held up a picture of a stick figure, jumping over something. Behind the stick figure was a herd of other stick figures, apparently chasing it.

Aang didn't like where this was going.

Kuri cackled. "This is going to be hilarious! For me, that is. Now Aang, would you kindly pick a member of the audience to take the challenge?"

Aang was confused. "Wait, aren't I going to take it? Why do I have to pick someone?"

Kuri cackled again. "Because it make it more fun! Again, for me. So just pick someone!"

Aang thought about it. He had three certain people in mind to pick, but he was unsure of which one of those three he would choose. But soon enough, after like, a billion flashbacks, he knew who to pick.

"Sokka." he said, pointing to the ponytailed teen. Sokka started to protest but then quietly went up on stage.

"Okaaaaay! Let's start this!" exclaimed Kuri. "And thank you for picking Sokka, Aang, because he almost has as many fan-girls as Zuko!"

"Fan-girls?" shouted everyone at once. Kuri nodded with an evil grin.

"Let the chase begin!" she boomed.

The stage suddenly flipped over, giving the girls just enough time to get off. On the flip side was a race track of some sort, like you would see at a school. There were hurdles every few steps of the track, and a cage at the starting point.

Sokka got to the starting line, and Kuri blew a horn. He stood there, until the cage door suddenly went down! A stream of fan-girls came running out, sending Sokka into a full-blown sprint!

"Heeeeeellllllllp meeeeee!" he screamed as the fans chased him. Everyone in the audience was laughing as Sokka ran around the track and flailed around trying to jump the hurdles.

Kuri looked bored. "Hmm, you don't seem to be trying hard enough." she said flatly. With a sudden smile she pressed a random button on the wall and a platform came down onto the stage/track. On it stood a bunch of normal looking girls, frowning and looking around with angry expressions.

When their eyes rested on Sokka, though, their expressions turned into all out rage! They started screaming and chasing after him with the fan-girls, trying the claw their way through to him so they could possibly kill him.

"You might want to run a little faster Sokka, because I've just released the ANTI-FAN-GIRLS! They will seek you out until they see your BLOOD ON THE FLOOOOR! MWA HA HA HA HA HA!"

"Kuri? A-are you okay?" asked Kish. Ami backed away slowly.

Kuri stopped laughing and tried to compose herself.

"Oops."

And that's the end of chapter...uh, chapter number... whatever.

Review! But if you pester me to update like every five days I will come to your house and release the anti-fangirls on you! And they can be more ruthless than fan-girls sometimes!