I Will Not

by IAspireToSleep

We all know and love the Haikyu universe. And we all know that if given the chance, we would most definitely wreck (playful) havoc upon the volleyball teams. Come and read, dear Reader, of the drama you have caused, much to the chagrin or amusement of the Karasuno volleyball team.

10. Chapter 10

Karasuno High School Referral Form

Student: (Reader's Name)

Class: 2-3

Reason for Referral: Disrespect for school assemblies

Description of Actions and Statement of Apology: It finally happened. There was a school assembly. Ahem. I will not prepare a well-rehearsed speech and present it to the teachers for approval than throw it out when no one is looking. Once taking my place in front of the podium, I will not completely forfeit any chance of gaining my peers respect by taking my apology and altering it into a rap. I will not hijack the school's sound system to create 'a hip groove'. I will not start awkwardly breakdancing while reciting my wrongdoings in a rhyme. I will not end my disrespectful presentation screaming 'Shizzle shizzle out' and dramatically drop the mic onto the floor.

I created pandemonium and destroyed any sense of student responsibility. I also damaged my peers' ears by dropping the mic which created very loud feedback. And for trying to rap.

I will write written apologies to the entire school by hand and have them approved by Takeda-sensei. I am no longer allowed near any sound system and have been suspended for a week.

During my suspension I will reflect on my actions while eating ice cream and watching Netflix.

Or not. Takeda-sensei just shot me a look.

Anyway, I am a shame to the school and need to recheck my priorities and focus on becoming a better student and a respectable role model.

I'll be the next Kim Kardashian.

That'll show them.

Student Signature: (Reader's Name)

Advisor's Signature: Takeda-Sensei

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AN: Guys, guys! Double digits!

I keep on talking about how Reader will be forced to recite her sins at the school assembly, and I figured that this would be the time to write it.

I also want to thank those of you who have commented. It means so much to me to hear your thoughts. Your encouraging words inspire me to write more chapters.

I love you all, beautiful Readers. Whether you have commented or not, it doesn't matter. You are all spectacular.

Stay cool guys.

Shizzle shizzle out

*mic drop*