Authors note.
Long note at the bottom (not as long as usual) but first this.
Two years I've been working on this story! What the hell, I'm not even close to finishing. Christ I need to get busy.
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Disclaimer: I do not own the total drama series or any of the characters.
Warning: This episode includes occasional explicit language, some minor sexual references, and some other offensive stuff.
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Episode 10: there's no greater fear than chickens.
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Chris stood upon the dock of shame smiling like crazy, barely able to contain his joy.
"Last time on total drama
"We had our contestants go through the every so torturous activity, Camping!
"Tensions were high on Blue team with Billie and her hatred of Gerome.
"Which was made even more entertaining when Blue team lost their second challenge in a row.
"But Gerome had to ruin our fun by snapping at Billie and telling her he loved her making her forget all about her hatred.
"While everyone else was happy about this transgression, there was one who was not. Oscar.
"So Oscar got his alliance together and voted Billie off the island.
"What new twisted twists will we have for our contestants today find out now on…
BIG BAD TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!
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Theme song
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Sapphire sat on a stump in the middle of the woods, the smile on her face was menacing as she turned the Geoff idol in her hands.
She then began to laugh to herself.
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Confessional:
Sapphire. "That wannabe is sooo going down."
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Gerome sat on the beach alone; he rested his chin on his knees, his arms wrapped around his knees. From a distance Ezekiel and Sierra watched him
'Should we say something?" Sierra asked.
"He needs some time," Ezekiel said. "Then when he is ready, as his friends we shall leave a shoulder for him to cry on."
"Excuse me," said a voice from behind.
Ezekiel and Sierra turned around and standing behind them was Steve.
"What do you want?" Sierra said bitterly.
"I want to apologize for this morning." Steve said. "I have come to the conclusion that Oscar does not have well being in mind."
Ezekiel shook his head. "No he doesn't."
"Which is why I've decided to vote with you guys against Oscar the next time we go to elimination." Steve said.
"At least the playing field is now even." Ezekiel said. "Welcome to the team."
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Confessional:
Steve. "Hopefully I can make up for my misdeed. I'm beginning to think Oscar may not be a nice person."
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Emerald came out of the shower room, drying her hair and headed back to her cabin. Along the way back she saw Leon leaning against the pole in the middle of camp, watching her and smiling.
He then walked up to her; his grin seemed to grow wider once they were face to face. Emerald was utterly frightened.
"I know your secret," Leon said in a sing songy voice.
Emeralds eyes widened. "I don't know what you're talking about." Emerald said.
"You know," Leon said. "And I'll tell everyone."
Emerald scowled. "Who told you?"
"A little birdie named Bud." Leon said. "Quite the informant I must say, too risky to keep him around." He was lost in thought.
"What are you going to do about it?" Emerald asked.
"Hmm," Leon said. "Oh about your secret, I'll keep it to myself… for now."
"Let me guess, you'll keep it secret as long as I help you out." Emerald said.
"Very good," Leon said, clapping his hands slowly. "Good to know were on the same level." He got a little closer. "we are going to make a great team."
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Confessional:
Emerald. "Oh god I knew something was up with Leon. The guy is just… demented."
Leon. "King me,"
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Carlos, Hyde and Samson were sitting behind the mess hall having a small meeting.
"Okay Hyde you wanna know how to court a woman? Then we shall help." Carlos said.
"Uh huh," Samson said, paying his ipad more than Carlos.
"Now our first step is small talk." Carlos said. "Like for instance talk about the weather or ask them their favorite movie. Allow me to demonstrate."
Carlos put an arm around Samson and Samson immediately looked up.
"I am immediately uncomfortable with this situation." Samson said.
Carlos sighed. "The one time you pay attention."
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Confessional:
Hyde. "I'm thankful that Carlos is willing to help me out. I really think our meeting will help with my wooing of a certain Hawaiian girl."
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Frank and Jimmy were smoking behind the communal washrooms.
"So what are we going to do?" Frank asked. "About the idol I mean."
"We use it on Izzy when we have the chance." Jimmy said. "One of us will piss everyone off so much that they vote for him. We use the idol, Izzy gets the boot and we get to torture Sam and Christopher as much as we want."
"What about Dakotazoid?" Frank asked.
Jimmy thought for a second. "She's a monster; it's obvious she'll get voted off first from our team."
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Confessional:
Frank. "Jimmy is a bit of a sociopath and his plan will likely get him eliminated from the game early. But whatever keeps the votes from coming in my direction."
Jimmy. "I think I'll take Sam and Christopher to the final three. They seem easy to beat. As for Frank… I think I'll eliminate him somewhere before that final merge Chris talked about."
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Leon was taking a leisurely walk on the beach when suddenly a seashell hit him in the back of the head.
"Hello Bud," Leon said, not even turning around.
"Traitor," Bud said.
"So, you found out." Leon said, smiling slightly.
"Damn right I did," Bud said. "What the hell man? I thought we were working together!"
Leon slowly turned around. "Like you weren't planning the same thing."
Bud scowled.
"Besides I no longer have any use for you." Leon said.
"What?!" Bud said. "Yeah right I have some information that could change the whole game."
"I already know all I need to know." Leon said waving his hand. "I can go on from here, without your help."
Leon began to walk away.
"I'll tell everyone about you!" Bud screamed.
Leon chuckled. "No one will believe you."
Leon left. Bud dropped to his knees and screamed in fury.
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Meanwhile in the girls side of the Purple cabin Leshawna and Jessica, being the only ones of their gender left on the team were sadly not getting along.
"Girl, you're taking up three fourths of the cabin." Leshawna said.
"Um, I need the space." "Jessica said as if talking about the weather. "Where else am I supposed to put all of my dresses?"
"How about on your side of the cabin?" Leshawna said. She pushed one of Jessica's Purple velvet suitcases toward her side of the cabin.
"Don't touch that!" Jessica said. She pushed the luggage from the other side. "You'll contaminate it!"
"Girls what's going on?" Ulrich said as he opened the door.
"Don't you knock?" Jessica snapped. Her concentration was lost and Leshawna gave the suitcase one last push that sent Jessica flying into the bunk.
"I did but you must not have heard me over your constant arguing." Ulrich said.
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Eliot the raccoon was hanging from the pole in the center of the camp when it went off. He jumped off screaming 'w33333!1!' all the way down as Chris's voice made an announcement.
"Campers it's time for the next challenge, meet me in the mess hall pronto!" Chris said.
"But we just finished our last challenge three hours ago!" Laura whined.
"No questions!" Chris yelled.
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The remaining contestants had gathered in the mess hall. The room was stuffy and filled with conversation (mainly that of how much of a certain swear word Chris was).
Chris entered the mess hall smiling brightly. "Good evening campers, how'd you enjoy your little camping trip?"
"I didn't like the part where you had Eli attack us in a bear costume." Julia said.
Eli who was standing next to Chris just rolled his eyes.
"We also did not care for the part where you sent a bear to eat us." Trent said.
"Detail details," Chris said. "Fun and games are over; we've been a little soft on you. So we've decided to have another Phobia factor."
"Jokes on you," Daniel said, smiling smugly. "All of us didn't reveal our fears on camera."
"About that," Chris said. "In exchange for being on the same show as Ethan Sinclair A man named…" Chris paused then pulled out a piece of paper from his pocket and read from it. "Ivan St. Armbruster. A young inventor, has generously donated a sort of mind reading device, which we have used while you slept to find out you deepest darkest fear."
Everyone was silent.
"Bull," cried a voice from the back.
"Shut up Jake!" Chris said.
"How is that even possible?" Courtney asked. "It's scientifically impossible to read minds. And even if you could you'd never find the exact thoughts you want."
"Shut up that how!" Chris yelled.
"That's not even…" Courtney tried to say.
"Courtney is out of the challenge. White team is down by one point." Chris said.
"That's not fair!" Gwen said.
"I'll let that slide because your fear is hilarious to watch." Chris said. "Now if there's no more interrupting the host I will explain the rules. Short but sweet, each of you will have to face your worst phobias. If you face your fear your team gets a point, if you don't you won't. The Team with the least amount of point loses and must vote someone out. Now if you'll follow me we'll begin."
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The contestants and Chris were now gathered in front of the amphitheater. Chris was standing on the stage along with the Chef, Alan, Alyx, Jake, Eli, Vanessa and Scruffy.
"So who's our first victim?" Chris asked. "How about you Heather."
Heather was momentarily shocked, but climbed onto the stage none the less.
"Are you ready to face your fear?" Chris asked.
"Whatever," Heather said.
The curtains raised and revealed a Sumo wrestler. Heather shivered in what looked to be either fear or disgust.
"Meet Akiko Kiddo, he will be your opponent." Chris said. "If you can stay in the ring for ten seconds then you earn your team a point."
"Isn't Akiko a girl's name?" Yuki asked.
Akiko responded by giving Yuki the finger.
"How are you afraid of sumo anyway?" Sapphire asked.
"Cause she's Chinese." Matt said.
"Sumo is from Japan." Alejandro said.
"Also I'm Vietnamese." Heather said.
Akiko charged at Heather and knocked her into a nearby tree.
"Heather failed to face her fear." Chris announced.
"I was distracted!" Heather screamed from a tree. The branch she was on snapped and she fell down. Alejandro rushed to her side.
"On to the next phobia!" Chris said. "Gerome, Miguel, Dean, Will, Pete, Dominic, Isa, Todd, Bill and Zoeyfollow Eli into the woods to earn your team a point."
Eli got off the stage and headed for the woods and the mentioned campers followed him.
"As for the rest of you, follow me." Chris said.
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Confessional:
Heather. *with twigs and leaves in her hair.* "that sucked,"
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Eli led Gerome, Miguel, Will, Dean, Pete, Dominic, Isa, Todd, Bill, and Zoey into the woods down a path where dead trees stood. Their branches had grown to where their branches and leaves made the path very dark despite it being such a sunny day. Eli held a lantern to light their way.
"God this is creepy," Dominic said.
"Getting scared already?" Eli said.
The path led to the large front lawn of a very creepy looking house. The paint was chipping off the grey wood and shingles were missing from the purple roof. Windows were broken and bricks were missing from the chimney. The yard was littered with weeds, dead trees and in one corner there was a small grave yard with at least nine headstones.
"I doubt Chris built this just for this challenge." Miguel said.
"You would be right," Eli said. "What you're looking at is to be the final challenge of the season. Chris decided to use it early since most of you guys have the same fear."
"Oh god," Dean said.
"Yup, you're going to be locked into this house filled with your greatest fear." Eli said.
A chill went down Gerome's spine.
"The foreigner understood." Eli said. "You have to stay in this mansion for ten minutes with your fear. If you leave you lose."
The group paused on the front porch. "Gerome, Miguel, Will and Dean you go first." Eli said and opened the door.
The four boys nodded and entered the house. The inside was musty and filled with cobwebs. It looked bigger inside than it did outside. Miguel and Dean looked indifferent while Gerome was shaking in his boots and will looked excited.
"So…" Dean said.
"Show your face evil demon!" Will said, waving his sword around and ran down the entrance hall and up the stairs.
"He's certainly enthusiastic." Dean said.
A ghost wearing a confederate outfit phased through the wall holding its own head and passed by the three boys. When the ghost left the room Gerome screamed and ran out the door. Miguel stood there with his mouth gaping and Dean's glasses hung on to the tip of his nose.
Miguel closed his mouth. "This is going to be fun…" Miguel said in a sarcastic tone.
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Confessional:
Gerome. "I had an err… Paranatual experience when I was little and have been umm… scared of Ghost's since then."
Miguel. "Ironic how the catholic Mexican is afraid of ghost's. What can I say creatures that look like they did when they were killed is creepy."
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Meanwhile, Chris and the other contestants were standing in front of a large steel box with a door. From inside was the terrified voice of Duncan.
"Oh god, please no!" Duncan said. "Stay away,"
"Come here and give me a hug." Said a voice.
Duncan rushed out of the box and hid behind B.
"That was cruel," Gwen said, patting Duncan on the back, making him jump.
"We thought the whole cardboard cut out thing was stupid." Chris said. "Duncan has failed to stay in the cube-o-fear so his team doesn't get the point. On to the mess hall!"
Chris led the contestants into the mess hall. "Alex, Alice, Collette, Crystal, Eva, Jo, Lightning and Mitch please step forward."
The listed contestants stepped forward.
"Time to meet your maker!" Chris said.
A woman walked out of the kitchen, she had a brown pig tail that reached her mid back. She stepped in front of Alice.
"Mom?" Alice said.
"That's right," Alice's mother said. "We came here to tell you how ashamed we are of you kids."
"We?" Crystal asked.
Just then a Latino man walked out of the kitchen, he was bulky and had a stern look on his face. "Alexander!" he yelled. He stood in front of Alex.
Next a very manly looking woman walked out of the kitchen and stood in front of Collette. A man walked out after her, he was small, fidgety and balding with glasses, he stood in front of Crystal. A muscular bearded man walked out next and stood in front of Eva. What looked like an older version of Jo came out next and stood in front of Jo. Next a black male in a suit with a visible super bowl ring stood in front of Lightning. Lastly a man wearing a white wife beater and had beer belly came out and stood in front of Mitch.
"What in the hell is going on!?" Alex father said. "Your team if failing! Your bringing them down!"
"Look at you, your getting shown up by that!" Collette's mother said pointing at Jo. Jo's mother said the same. The two mothers looked at each other and growled.
The parents continued to berate their kids while the others watched. The contestants averted eye contact with their parents; their faces were red with embarrassment. Thou only one parent didn't berate their kid, or at least, he wasn't trying to.
"Listen Crystal," Crystal's father said. "Me and your mother love you very much, we just wish you would grow up."
"Oh blow it out your ass!" Crystal yelled and stormed out of the mess hall. Her father sighed.
"How is this a fear?" Vic asked.
"The fear of disappointing your parents." Chris said. "I honestly expected this to be a little more… dramatic, but mostly it's just sad." He motioned to the other contestants being yelled at by their parents. Most of them were embarrassed while the others looked ready to please.
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Confessional:
Alex. "That was the worst."
Mitch. "I make you happy dad! I'm gonna beat these losers!"
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Crystal was sitting on the dock of shame and was incredibly irate. She sat there for alone for a while until Hugo sat down next to her.
"Your father," Hugo said.
"Is a complete jerk." Crystal said.
"He seems to care very much about you." Hugo said.
"Care?! He disowned me!" Crystal yelled.
"I do remember you saying something about over charging al your credit cards." Hugo remarked.
"Does that give him the right to disown me?" Crystal said.
"It would be jumping the gun a bit." Hugo said. "Is there any other reason?"
"I don't have to talk to you." Crystal snapped. She stood up and got out of there.
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Confessional:
Crystal. "Who does Hugo think he is trying to….. what was he trying to do?"
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The group had gathered in a small clearing, there was a large hole and a large pile of dirt. Alyx, Vanessa and Jake stood next to the hole with shovels.
"Gwen and Leon please step forward." Chris said.
Reluctantly Gwen and Leon stepped forward.
"You two are going to climb into this hole into the chest we have at the bottom. To earn your teams a point you're going to have to be buried alive for ten minutes." Chris said. "There is a panic button on the side of the chest, if either of you press the button neither of your teams gets the point."
"Oh god," Gwen said.
"Douleur dans le…" Leon started to say.
"Quit wasting time!" Chris said and pushed the two in.
The interns closed the lid to the chest and started shoveling dirt into the hole. When they finished Chris continued.
"Now then, Bridgette, Tim and Liz Alan will lead you to the next part of the challenge." Chris said. "Owen, Patrick and Charlie follow Chef. The rest of you, follow me." Chris began to leave but remembered something. "Oh and Alyx, let Leon and Gwen out would you? The pager will beep when they want out."
"Sure," Alyx said. She was then left all by herself. "Finally some me time," she sat down and went right to sleep.
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Alan was leading Bridgette, Tim and Liz to the edge of the woods. When they got there they saw three flags each a good distance away from each other, each had their face printed on it.
"How did Chris do that?" Tim asked.
"Do what?" Alan asked.
"Get our faces printed on flags so quickly?" Tim said. "That doesn't seem…"
"Oh quite your whining!" Liz said.
"Please don't argue," Alan said. "Chris told me you have to stay alone in the woods for about ten minutes then you earn your team a point."
"Ten minutes without her?" Tim said pointing to Liz. "Good,"
"Yeah good!" Liz said.
The two twins entered the woods following the flag with their faces on it.
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Confessional:
Alan. "Wow they were willing to face their fear so long as it kept them from each other. I don't know if I can call that brave or… I don't know what."
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"No! I don't wanna!" Owen cried.
"You're going in whether you like it or not!" Chef said as he pushed the oversized boy into the small plane. He wore a pilot's outfit.
Chef entered the plane and closed the door behind him. Owen, Charlie and Patrick sat in chairs looking absolutely frightened.
"Listen up, maggots!" Chef bellowed. "Your mission is to stay on this plane for ten minutes! If you do you earn your team a point, if you don't, well let's just say there's nothing keeping you from leaving…" he chuckled at this last part.
Chef got into the pilots chair and the plane quickly took off. Owen screamed in horror while Patrick clasped onto his arm and Charlie dug his nails into the seats arms.
"Oh god!" Owen cried. He jumped out of his seat and started running around the plane with Patrick attached to his arm. "I gotta get out of here!"
Owen went for the plane door and opened it, but before he could jump Chef stopped him.
"Wait," Chef said. "You forgot to grab a parachute." He lifted up a small backpack.
"Thanks," Owen said calmly. He then screamed, grabbed the back pack and jump out the door with Patrick hanging on for dear life.
Owen screamed as he fell, He pulled the string and the parachute opened up. His drop was stopped to a leisurely fall, Owen sighed in relief. The strap he was holding on snapped due to his weight and the two of them were once again speeding toward the ground
Owen hit the ground and makes a good sized crater. Owen looked out of the crater and smiled.
"We made it!" Owen said. Patrick gave him a thumbs up.
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Meanwhile, six feet under Leon and Gwen were cramped inside the chest; the box was so small they could barely sit up straight. It was humid in the box and neither of the occupants were pleased.
"I am going to strangle Chris." Gwen said.
"Right after I'm through with him." Leon said.
"Oh no I'm going first; I had to suffer through four seasons of that man." Gwen said
"Fair enough," Leon said.
The two remained in awkward silence for a few moments.
"I can't take it anymore!" Gwen said. She then presses the button on the box wall.
Meanwhile above ground Alyx sat fast asleep. The pager on her belt started beeping but it didn't disturb her at all.
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Alan sat in front of the woods edge reading a book when he heard voices coming out from out of the woods. Arguing.
Alan stood up in time to see Tim and Liz walking out from their respective paths, bickering.
"Wait, how'd you guys…" Alan said. "But…. You weren't even…"
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Confessional:
Alan. "I'm not going to question it."
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Back in the mess hall Justin, Sadie, Katie, Jessica, Lindsay and Tina sat in salon chairs while Vanessa put make up on them.
"You guys will have to stay this way for the rest of the day, if you refuse, then you fail and your team doesn't get a point." Chris explained.
Justin pulled out a hand mirror and screamed in horror. His hair was a mess and pimples dotted his face. "What have you done to me?!"
"Pathetic," Vince said.
Katie and Sadie looked at each other; the two of them had ratty hair, pimples, buck teeth and glasses. They cringed and spouted "Ew!" in unison.
"Who the hell is so afraid of being unfashionable?" Adam asked.
Jessica took a look in a hand mirror and unleashed a blood curdling scream. She then curled up into fetal position and started shaking.
"Question answered," Cameron said.
Lindsay and Tina looked in a mirror. Both their appearances were similar to what Vanessa did to Sadie and Katie.
"Oh wow," Lindsay said. "You did this with make up?"
"Yup," Vanessa said.
"Wow," Tina said. "You should make a career of this."
"I tried entering face off," Vanessa said. "But my mom decided to sign me up for internship on this show without telling me. Said it would be better for my career." She rolled her eyes.
"Tell me about it," Tina said.
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Confessional:
Vanessa. "Thanks mom, for signing me up for camp Crystal Lake."
Tina. *looking in compact mirror.* "amazing, that girl should be a makeup artist. If she can make me look hideous just imagine what she can do for ugly girls."
Jessica. *in fetal position, rocking back and forth.* "no, no, no, no, no, no, no no,…"
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"On to the next fear!" Chris announced as the contestants gathered around a small arena.
It wasn't an arena per say, it was more of a small area covered in straw and surrounded by a wooden post fence. On the other side of the 'arena' opposite of the contestants was a large steel box; standing next to it was Jake. Something inside the box was moving around making it shake.
"Tyler, step forward." Chris said. Tyler stepped forward. "Put this on," he handed Tyler a football helmet, shin guards and an umpire's chest plate. Tyler put them on. "Now, choose your weapon!"
Vanessa wheeled in a cart full of weapons, a baseball bat, a hockey stick, a night club, a shovel and a surfboard. Tyler picked the bat.
"Now, into the arena!" Chris said.
Tyler stepped into the 'arena' and stood there nervously shaking and his knees knocking.
"Release Mr. Cluck!" Chris announced.
Jake opened the door. The inside of the box was dark. In the darkness two glowing red eyes appeared and out from the inky black darkness came a chicken.
Tyler let out a weak whimper.
"You must survive five minutes with Mr. Clucks." Chris said.
"C'mon dude! It's just a Chicken!" Xavier said.
The chickens (Mr. Clucks) eyebrows furrowed and then he ran straight for Tyler and tackled him to the ground. Tyler shrieked in pain. The other contestants cringed as Tyler got his clock cleaned off camera.
Tyler laid there on his stomach, a bruised and battered lump, a black eye here a small gash there. Mr. Clucks was holding one of Tyler's legs in an uncomfortable position.
Mr. Clucks looked around and spotted the cart full of weapons. Mr. Clucks jumped to the cart and pulled out a shovel. He jumped back to Tyler and proceeded to beat the snot out of him.
"Well, Tyler failed to face his fear." Chris said.
"Oh god why is no one helping?" Tyler cried.
"We're going to take a short commercial break while we get Tyler some medical help." Chris said.
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Two men were standing behind a table covered by a white sheet. The two men were Midas and Vachel.
"Welcome once again," Midas said. "I'm Midas Geier and my cohort here is Vachel Steele.
"Bite me," Vachel said.
"Oh you old card," Midas said ignoring Vachel's comment. "We're here to introduce some brand new products from the total drama family."
"It's crap with the total drama logo plastered on it." Vachel said.
Midas chuckled. He put an arm around Vachel and scowled. "One more crack and your back in prison."
Vachel rolled his eyes. "Whatever,"
Midas let go of Vachel and looked at the camera. "Friends, do you have trouble sleeping at night? Do you have trouble staying awake at work? Do you toss and turn all night? Do you wish you could fall asleep the second your head hits the pillow? Well brother, do we have a product for you." He lifted the sheet on the table and revealed a small white bottle. "Introducing, new and improved total drama flavored Melatonin!"
"Wait total drama flavored?" Vachel said.
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"I… I don't think that's a thing." Vachel said.
"Just one pill and you'll be out for hours!" Midas said.
A disembodied voice spoke up, talking a mile a minute. 'Side effects include, itchy watery eyes, constipation, nausea, migraines, amnesia, paper cuts, club foot, lightheadedness, feline leukemia, scoliosis, diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrhea, cluttered drawers, cluttered floors, low gas mileage, explosive diarrhea, implosive diarrhea, tooth ache, heart attack, cancer and low resale value on your home.'
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Vachel stood there with wide eyes. "Yeah, I'm not testing this product."
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Back at Wawanakwa Beth climbed out of a minute pit wearing a thick layer of bugs.
"Beth congratulations," Chris said glumly, disappointed in the pits failure to freak the wannabe out. "You've just earned your team a point."
Beth's team cheered her on.
Chris looked down at his clipboard. "D.J., Natasha, Delilah, Ron, Vince, Gilbert, Cory, Flora, Bud, Bianca, Blaineley, Emerald, Hyde, Erica, Dia, Leshawna, Monique, Vic, Julie, Samson, Daniel, Steve and Willow I need you all to follow Jake."
"You're my bitches now!" Jake said.
The listed contestants groaned as Jake led them to another part of the island.
"The rest of you follow me," Chris said.
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Chris had led the contestants to a small clearing in the idle of the woods. Gray team recognized it as their camping spot from last night. Large rocks were scattered here and there.
"Keith and Harold please step forward." Chris said. The two boys came out of the crowd and stood in front of Chris. "In order to score a point for your teams you must survive five minutes against a ninja."
Keith shivered but Harold looked brave and puffed out his chest (Which no longer made him look brave, just ridiculous.)
Suddenly a puff of smoke appeared in the middle of the clearing. The smoke cleared and standing in its place was a man dressed in a black ninja suit.
"Meet Doc O' Halloran." Chris said.
"An Irish ninja?" Cody said. "Is he also a doctor?"
"Just because his names Doc doesn't mean he's a doctor." Chris said.
"That's not what I meant…" Cody said.
"He doesn't look so tough," Harold said.
"Yeah…" Keith said, looking a shade paler.
Harold stepped forward. "Come at me bro!"
Doc quickly jumped behind Harold and before Harold could react he pinned him to the ground.
"Harold you have failed to face your fear!" Chris said.
"I wasn't even scared of him." Harold said.
But Keith was. Doc took a step toward Keith and Keith fainted.
"Both contestants have failed to earn their team a point." Chris announced.
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Meanwhile Jake had led his victims to a small clearing with a large steel box in the middle of it.
"Alright, D.J., Natasha, Delilah, Ron and Vince you're up first, enter the box and face your fear." Jake said.
D.J., Natasha and Delilah approached the box nervously; Rona and Vince looked in different. A door on the box opened and the five contestants entered the box. The door closed behind them and D.J. shrieked.
"What now?" D.J. asked quivering with fear.
His question was answered when the contestants were covered in snakes.
D.J. squealed like a little girl as did Natasha and the two of them rushed out of the box followed by Vince, who, for once, didn't look annoyed. Jake laughed as they ran.
Delilah would have liked to follow the others and run but she was cornered by a particularly hungry looking python. She screamed as the python closed in. Ron came to the rescue. He jumped in front of Delilah and punched the python in the nose.
The python recoiled; its nose was bleeding and was crumbled up as if broken.
"ow, dick," the python said and slithered out of the box.
"Oh Ronald!" Delilah said and hugged Ron. "You've saved me.
"Anytime," Ron said.
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Confessional:
Delilah. *swooned* "mon héros,"
Python. *with broken nose* "that jerk, ow, I wasn't going to eat her. I was just going to coil around her. I mean, wouldn't you like to wrap your arms around a smoking hot French chick?"
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Alejandro and Yuki were standing on the edge of a small lava pit in a cave.
"You have five seconds to jump into this vat of boiling hot liquid magma!" Chris said.
"Isn't saying all that a bit redundant?" Noah asked.
"No… maybe." Chris said.
"This is insane!" Alejandro said.
"Do it!" Chris said.
"No I refuse!" Alejandro said. "This is suicide."
"Too bad," Chris said and pushed Alejandro into the pool.
"Oh my god!" Yuki screamed.
"That's hot!" Alejandro screamed as he popped out of the pool. He quickly made his way out of the pool and gave Chris a menacing look. "That's not lava, its boiling water dyed red! You said it was lava!"
"I said it was hot like lava." Chris said.
"No you didn't." Alejandro said.
"Continuing on!" Chris said.
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Ezekiel stood in front of a small bull pin. Inside was a rather large moose that was snarling and foaming at the mouth.
"To earn your team a point you must survive five minutes with this murderous moose." Chris said.
"I don't know if I can do this." Ezekiel said.
Chris wordlessly pushed Ezekiel into the pin and closed the gate behind him. There were sounds of a struggle behind the gate and Ezekiel crawled out battered and bruised.
"Sorry Ezekiel you failed." Chris said.
Ezekiel just sighed.
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Chris and the contestants stood in front of the edge of the woods with him were Scruffy and Vanessa.
"For this next part of this challenge," Chris started. "I'm going to need, Sam, Isaac, Hugo, B, Mike, Noah, Kurt, Hector, Dawn, and Quincy."
The mentioned contestants stepped forward.
"You guys have, unfortunately for us, very specific fears that cannot be recreated." Chris said. "Like for Mike it's having Mal come back or for B it's one of his new machines to fail."
Mike looked nervous while B just shrugged.
"So we decided that you're going to play a little game of Slenderman." Chris said. "Were going to have Scruffy here,"
"That's me," Scruffy added.
"Put on slenderman costume and chase you around the woods. If you can go an hour without getting caught you win a point for you team." Chris said. "Now, were going to give you a five minute head start. You're going to run into the woods and try to survive, then were sicking Scruffy on you guys. And that head start starts… now!"
The contestants ran into the woods.
"Okay scruffy you better put this on." Chris said and handed the slender suit to Scruffy.
"I don't need it," Scruffy said sinisterly and walked in to the woods.
The sky then decided to turn pitch black and a cold wind made Chris shiver.
"Wow, it's dark early," Cameron said. "It's only eleven thirty."
"Moving on!" Chris said eager to get out of there.
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Willow, Hugo, Hector, Noah and Isaac were wandering through the woods with flash lights.
"Good thing these things were just lying around." Willow said.
"Planned," Noah said.
"Whatever," Hector said.
Everyone jumped.
"Whoa when'd he get here?" Isaac asked.
"Is he a contestant?" Willow asked.
"Yeah he's on Yellow team… I think." Hugo said.
Suddenly they all heard a blood curdling screech.
"Mike," Noah said.
Then another scream.
"Sam," Noah said.
Then utter silence.
"B," Hugo said.
"We better keep moving," Noah said.
"Why, it's not like we're in real danger." Hector said.
"Since when have you said more than one word?" Hugo said.
"Whatever," Hector said.
The group at this point had wandered into the vicinity of a very creepy looking tree. Its dead branches reached into the sky like skeleton fingers. Around the tree were other trees that looked as if they had been knocked down by some ferocious beast.
"Kurt put up a fight," Noah said.
"And Scruffy still got him," Isaac said, gesturing to some marks in the ground suggesting someone was dragged.
"Someone else is here," Willow said pointing her flashlight at some moving figures just behind the trees. The figures were Dawn and Quincy. Dawn blushed the instant she spotted Isaac.
"What was the point of splitting up?" Hector said.
"I'm not so sure it is a good idea to split up," Noah said. "It gives Scruffy an opportunity to take us out one by one. But I can still see some flaws in staying together."
"At least were a lucky seven," Willow said nervously.
"There's strength in numbers." Dawn said.
"I guess were sticking together." Noah said.
"Good talk," Hector said. He leaned back against what he thought was a tree. He got a good feel of the 'tree' and thought it felt strange. He turned around and saw that a blank faced man in a black suit was standing over him.
The other contestants screamed and ran away. Hector just looked at the creature and sighed. "Whatever,"
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Back at the haunted mansion, the contestants looked nervous. The front door was open and Eli was inside yelling.
"Get outta here!" Eli yelled.
"Not until I defeat the Lich!" Will screamed.
"You're just askin' for an ass whupping!" Eli said.
Eli then came out of the mansion dragging Will.
"Okay," Eli said, trying to calm down. "Dominic, Pete and Isa get in there and face your fear."
The three reluctantly agreed and entered the house. Eli shut the door behind them.
"Well then," Dominic said.
"Do we just wait here or…" Isa started. She was interrupted by the shrill howl of a wolf.
"The wolf man!" Pete screamed. He then ran up the stairs. "I'm going to get is autograph!"
Dominic and Isa glanced at each other and shrugged.
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Confessional:
Pete. "I know it wasn't really the wolf man, but still the best way to fight a monster is to act as wacky as possible. Because in those few seconds of confusion you can gain the upper hand. That's not in any movie that's just my theory."
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Back with Jake and his victims.
"Alright, Gilbert, Cory, Flora, Bud, Bianca and Blaineley get in the box." Jake said.
The mentioned contestants entered the box. Flora's knees were knocking, not because she didn't want to face her fear but because her crush was standing next to her.
"Yay!" Bianca cheered and clapped her hands. The other contestants looked at her.
"What's up with her?" Blaineley asked. Gilbert shrugged.
Cory itched his scalp, as he itched he felt something move. Then a large brown tarantula crawled down his face.
"Mama?" the tarantula said.
Blaineley screamed and reeled back her fist. The tarantula jumped off Cory's face before Blaineley's fist made contact. Cory fell like a log.
"Whoops," Blaineley said. Then the tarantula jumped and clung onto Blaineley's face asking the same question. Blaineley screamed and ran around the box flailing her arms around.
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Confessional:
Jake. "Chris was right; one spider would be enough to cause some drama."
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Meanwhile back with Chris's group, they had gathered around a small crate In the center of the camp.
"For this I'm going to need, Tommy and Carlos." Chris said.
The two boys stepped forward. The two boys glanced at each other; Carlos gave Tommy a flirtious wink. Tommy looked confused by this.
"To earn your teams a point you will have to stay in this small crate together for ten minutes." Chris said.
"That's the best you could do?" Jason asked.
"It's claustrophobia, not very exciting." Chris said. "Now get in the crate."
Tommy sighed and he and Carlos climbed into the crate. Chris closed the lid.
The two boys were cramped in the small space, Tommy was hyperventilating but after a while he started to calm down.
"Well hun," Carlos said. He leaned a little closer to Tommy despite the two already being so close.. "Looks like we're all alone," he smiled.
Tommy started to hyperventilate again.
"Now we can do whatever we want," Carlos said.
Tommy pushed open the lid and rushed out of the crate.
Carlos popped his head out of the lid and said. "Come back any time hun," and closed the lid again.
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Confessional:
Carlos. "Sorry Tommy, my team needs the point. We've already been to the elimination ceremony once; we don't need to go again."
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Chris was leading the group up the cliff where they had their first challenge.
"Pick up the pace!" Chris said.
"Were trying," Julie said.
Xavier, Zavier, R.J. (with Ben currently slung over her shoulder), Albert and Sven were lagging behind the group.
"Impressive upper body strength." Albert said.
"Thanks, but Ben actually isn't very heavy." R.J. said.
"Reminds me of Rhonda back in…" Xavier said then turned to his companion. But when he did he saw Zavier was missing. "Where'd he go?"
"Who?" R.J. asked.
"My buddy," Xavier said.
"He was right next to you…" R.J. said.
"Weren't you carrying someone?" Xavier said. He pointed to R.J.'s shoulder which no longer held Ben.
"What in the…" R.J. started then looked around; it was just her and Xavier. Albert and Sven were gone too. "That doesn't seem…" she turned around again and saw Xavier was now missing.
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Laura and Oswald stood on the edge of the cliff overlooking the lake with Chris standing behind them.
"Your objective is to face your fear of heights," Chris said. "And to do that you must jump off this cliff."
"We already did this!" Oswald said.
"Yeah," Laura said.
"Well you're going to have to do it again," Chris said.
The two contestants glanced down the cliff and gulped.
"We forfeit," the two said in unison.
"Oh well," Chris said. He then pushed the two down the cliff. Once the two hit the water Chris looked down and said. "by the way, that didn't count."
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Meanwhile, Zavier and Xavier and Ben were napping on a hard cold steel floor. Zavier and Xavier woke up and looked around; they were in a well lighted light grey steel room with uniform walls.
"The 'ell," Zavier said.
"What happened?" Xavier asked.
"I don't know, last I remember Chris was leading up the cliff. Now we're here," Zavier said.
"With him," Xavier said pointing at Ben. Ben snored.
Suddenly the boys started floating and a window opened on all four walls and the roof. The boys looked outside and saw inky blackness, a couple of stars and Saturn.
"Oh my god," Xavier said.
"I know," Zavier said. "Total drama has a better space program than the united states."
"Oh god I think I'm going to be sick." Xavier said, shivering all over.
"I wondered how Chris was going to exploit our fear." Zavier said. "And I have to say I'm slightly impressed."
"I wonder how long were going to be stuck up here before we earn our team the point." Xavier said.
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Confessional:
Chris and Alan.
*Chris. "What the hell! They were supposed to freak out!"
*Alan. "I think maybe they're a little more impressed with you sending them into outer space that they have no time to freak out."
*Chris. "It's not even real, it's just video of outer space on big screen T.V.'s!"
*Alan. "They don't know that."
*Chris. "This is what happens when you try to make things realistic!"
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Brick, Kat and Walter were stuck in the middle of a pitch black room. The cameras were in night vision.
The three were sitting in the middle of the floor. Brick and Walter were shivering while Kat meditated.
"I don't like this," Brick said.
"Calm down," Kat said in a soothing voice.
"I can't take it!" Brick said.
"Calm down," Kat said, opening one eye.
"I gotta get out of here!"Brick said and stood up.
Walter and Kat stood up.
"Get a hold of yourself!" Kat said. She grabbed Walter by the collar of his shirt and shook.
"Wrong guy, wrong guy!" Walter cried.
Kat put him down. "Where's Brick?"
"He left." Walter said. After he said this there was the sound of a door closing.
"Oh," Kat said.
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As R.J. woke up smoke filled her lungs. She coughed. Her eyes watered as she opened them. She looked around and saw Sven and Albert waking up.
"What happened?" Sven asked.
"Chris had us knocked out." R.J. said.
"Can't argue with that." Albert said.
The three looked around the room. They appeared to be in one of the cabins, orange light danced against the walls and smoke willed the airs.
"The buildings on fire." Albert said.
"What?" R.J. said, shocked.
"That's our fear, being caught in a burning building." Albert said.
"Shit," R.J. said. "We got to get out of here!"
"How?" Sven asked.
"They must have put in an exit around here somewhere." R.J. said "Chris wouldn't just let us burn to death."
She spotted a door and headed for it. A wooden beam fell and crashed against the door leaving them trapped.
"I beg to differ." Sven said.
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Meanwhile Chris had once again led the campers to the center of camp.
"Only eighteen fears left to face." Chris said. "Cody, Sierra, Izzy and Cameron, please step forward."
The four of them stepped forward, Cody and Cameron looked nervous, but Sierra and Izzy looked excited.
"Me and Cody have the same fear!" Sierra said.
"Hit me with your best shot Chris!" Izzy said.
"Cody, Izzy come here please." Chris said.
The two of them walked up to Chris, Cody was confused but Izzy looked excited.
"How would you two like to avoid having to face your fear but still ear your team a point?" Chris asked.
"That would be great," Cody said.
"What's the catch?" Izzy asked cautiously.
"Izzy all you have to do is to scare Cameron into wetting himself." Chris said. "because apparently you are his fear.
"Cool!" Izzy said and rushed toward Cameron.
"But Cody," Chris said. "It appears that Sierra's fear is being rejected by you. So to earn your team a point you have to make her cry."
"What?!" Cody exclaimed. He looked back at Sierra, who smiled and waved. "I can't do that!"
"Fine, then your team doesn't earn the point." Chris said. "But let me tell you this. If you don't do this your team might lose. And it will be all your fault, your team may vote you out. And even if they don't they'll still be at a disadvantage and will lose the next challenge."
Cody looked concerned.
"Done!" Izzy exclaimed.
Chris looked behind her and saw Cameron trying to hide a dark stain in the front of his pants.
"And Black team earns a point!" Chris announced. The remaining members of Black team cheered.
Cody sighed and walked toward Sierra.
"Sierra," Cody said nervously.
"Yes Cody?" Sierra asked happily.
Cody hesitated, for a couple of minutes. He sighed.
"I can't do it." Cody said.
"Fine, Orange team doesn't get its point." Chris announced. "But Blue team does."
Blue team cheered while Orange team complained.
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Confessional:
Cody. "I don't care if my team loses or if I get eliminated. Sierra's feelings are more important than one million dollars."
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Meanwhile back with Jake and the others.
"Emerald, Hyde, Erica, Dia, Leshawna and Monique in the box." Jake said.
"Wow he eliminated grammar just for us." Erica said as they entered the box. Jake slammed the door behind them.
"What now?" Dia asked.
"They're going to drop rats on us." Emerald sighed.
"How do you know?" Monique asked.
"Snakes and spiders were dropped on the others." Emerald said. "My fear is rats so I'd imagine that because you're in here too, your phobia is the same."
"Err…" Hyde managed to say before being smothered in small furry rodents.
"Oh lord!" Leshawna screamed
"Get them off!" Monique squealed.
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Confessional:
Emerald. "Chris didn't tell me what he had planned; it was just a lucky guess which helped me determine what was going to happen and earned my team a point."
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Back with Eli and the others, Dominic, Isa and Pete exited the mansion. Pete was covered in scratches and was holding a piece of paper.
"Worth it," Pete said.
"Congrats, each of your team just earned a point." Eli said. "Well let's wrap this up; this place gives me the creeps. Todd, Bill and Zoey get in there and face your fear."
The three nervously entered the house and Eli closed the door behind them.
The three of them looked around the room.
"So what are we up against?" Bill asked.
Just as he did a bat flew down from upstairs. The bat fluttered around the contestants and fluttered around the three.
"Is that it?" Zoey asked.
The bat then flew onto Zoey's hair and got caught. Zoey screamed and attempted to pull it out with Bill and Todd's help. Once the bat was out the winged vermin flew back upstairs.
"Was that it?" Todd asked.
Suddenly a voice spoke from upstairs. "You have won this round, bluh bluh, but soon you will be mine, bluh bluh bluh."
The three contestants glanced at each other.
"Was that Bela Lugosi?" Bill asked.
"Yeah," Todd said.
"Weak," Bill said.
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Confessional:
Bill. "That was kind of lame… not even close to being scary."
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Chris and the contestants were standing in front of a large steel box. The contestants cringed in fear as screams of anguish came from the box. The door to the box opened and Reginald ran out.
"Nana no!" Reginald screamed.
"Get back here!" screamed a voice from the box. The owner of the voice ran out and was revealed to be a large elderly woman in a blue flowery Mumu. "You can't run from me, who taught you all you know about cardio!"
"That turned out better than I expected." Chris said.
Greg came out of the box next with a thin elderly Latino woman pinching his cheek.
"Estás demasiado delgada, no te están alimentando aquí. cuando llegue a casa voy a curarte de una buena comida engorde." The Latino woman said.
"Greg you just earned your team a point.' Chris said.
"You can't out run me!" Reginald's Nana said. "I ran in the nineteen forty Olympics!"
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"Nikolas, Hank," Chris said. "In order to earn your team a point you must defuse this bomb."
He motioned to the pack of C4 strapped to a barrel. Nikolas and Hank looked at it nervously. They glanced at each other.
"You go first," Hank said.
"No you go ahead." Nikolas said politely.
"No I insist," Hank said.
"No, I couldn't, you go first." Nikolas said.
"Guys," Chris said. "tick tock boom-o-clock."
"Is that a real bomb?" Elisa asked.
Chris didn't answer.
"No I couldn't go first, you go ahead." Hank said.
"No I couldn't take advantage of your hospitality; I don't want to be a burden." Nikolas said.
"You're no burden," Hank said.
"Guys for the love of god!" Chris said. "Enough of the niceties, Defuse the thing before we all die!"
"Wait what?"Geoff said.
Nikolas shrugged and pulled out some nail clippers. He used the nail clippers on one of the wires and stopped the timer.
"Did we almost die?" Joe asked.
"Maybe," Adam said.
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Scott and Ulrich stood on the edge of the dock of shame staring at the circle of shark fins in front of them.
"In order to earn your team their point, you must stay in the water five minutes with these ravenous man eating sharks."Chris said.
Scott did not look eager to jump into the water. Ulrich looked hesitant.
"What doesn't kill you can only make you stronger." Ulrich said and he dove into the water.
"Come on Scott!" Courtney whined. "We need the point."
Scott gulped and turned his attention back to the sharks. One of the sharks pulled its head out of the water and revealed itself to be Fang. He smiled at Scott and made a 'come hither' gesture with his hands.
"Hurry up!" Chris said.
"I quit," Scott said. He turned around and prepared to leave but Fang came up behind, grabbed Scott by the leg and pulled him into the water.
The other contestants cringed as Scotts screams came from the water.
Scott struggled to get away, but Fang had a good grip on him. As Scott tried to pull free he noticed something around Fangs neck. The Trent idol.
"Oh crap," Scott said as Fang mauled him.
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Confessional:
Scott. "I need to grab that idol. I didn't grab it then because everyone's eyes were on me and they would have seen me acquire the idol. If they knew I had an idol they would consider me a threat, especially with Nikolas trying to get rid of me."
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"Ginger, Gidget and Sapphire," Chris said. "Your job is to stay in the same room with this man." He pointed to a man with a handlebar mustache.
The five of them were standing in the middle of the mess hall.
"ewww," Sapphire said.
"Seriously, this is your fear?" Marley said.
"Shut up its creepy!" Ginger yelled.
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Confessional:
Marley. "weak,"
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Geoff was running on the beach being chased by a radio controlled cloud and was being pelted by hail.
Gregory and Richard passed by Geoff running in the opposite direction, both being chased by a woman with hearts in her eyes. The woman tackled Richard and started licking his face.
Trent, Jason and Sid ran past Richard being chased by a mime. Jason stopped and turned around stuck out his hand. The mime stopped and looked at Jason's hand then shook it. The mime was electrocuted and fell down, charred.
Chris chuckled. "Man I love this job."
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Back in the mess hall Chris stood next to Xena, who was looking pretty nervous.
"Now, Xena in order to earn your team a point, you're going to have to speak to a very special guest of ours." Chris said. Xena whimpered.
"C'mon out!" Chris said.
From the kitchen Xavier came out.
"I need to have a word with you!" Xavier said angrily and walked toward Chris. "How in the hell did you knock us out?"
"I don't know." Chris said. "We had Scruffy take care of that." He looked toward Scruffy, who came out of nowhere, and shivered.
"Anyway," Chris continued. "to earn your team the point, you must get over your fear of talking to boys."
Xena, again, whimpered. She looked up at Xavier… then fainted.
"Well, no point for you." Chris said. "Onto the next phobia!" he pulled out a water pistol and started shooting at Ashton.
"Hey!" Ashton exclaimed as he dodged Chris's shots.
"Face your fear!" Chris yelled and continued to shoot.
After a few minutes Ashton stood in the middle of the mess hall soaking wet.
"Congrats you just earned your team a point." Chris said.
Ashton sneered.
"Up next Josh," Chris said.
Josh stepped toward Chris.
"Watergate," Chris said.
Josh screamed and ran out of the room.
"Well, that was easy." Chris said. "Next, Christopher,"
Christopher stepped forward with his arms crossed.
"Ready to face your fear?" Chris asked.
"I fear nothing." Christopher said. "The lord is my Sheppard and he says there is nothing to fear."
"We'll see about that." Chris said and snapped his fingers.
Out from the kitchen came Chef in a sparkly red dress.
"Oh dear lord and savior Jesus." Christopher said.
"Face your fear!" Chris said.
Chef took a step toward Christopher. Christopher took a step back. Chef then started chasing Christopher around the mess hall with Christopher screaming.
"Marley, your next." Chris said. The anorexic girl stepped forward weakly. "To win the point you must put this on."
When Chris said this Alan came out of the kitchen holding a fat suit.
Marley looked appalled. "No way,"
"Do it." Chris said.
"No," Marley said.
"Do it!" Chris repeated.
"NO!" Marley yelled.
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Confessional:
Marley. *wearing the fat suit* "I hate everything."
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Meanwhile back with Jake and his remaining victims.
"Vic, Julie, Samson, Daniel, and Steve get in the box so we can get out of here." Jake said.
The five contestants entered the box and Jake closed the door behind them.
"So, what now?" Steve asked.
Suddenly they heard a squeak. The five of them looked up and saw the roof of the box was covered in bats.
"How'd he do that so fast?" Samson asked.
Julie made a noise that was assumedly a sound of fear. This sound woke the winged rodents and they started fluttering around the enclosed space, freaking out its residents minus Vic who attempted to remain cool.
A bat got caught in Julie's hair and she flailed around trying to get it out. She ran into Samson and the two of them fell. The bat flew out of Julie's hair.
Julie got up on all fours then rubbed her head in pain.
"Ow…" Julie said. She then noticed she was on top of Samson and blushed. "S… Sorry," she got off of him.
"It's okay," Samson said. He stood up, blushed and rubbed the back of his head.
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Confessional:
Samson. "Wow, that Julie. She's so… not interested in me."
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Frank, Elisa, Oscar, Dakota and Adam were gathered in the same pen Ezekiel and Tyler were in when they faced their fear.
"Contestants," Chris said. "to win the point you must stay in the pen for five minutes with our very special friend.
The door to the metal box at the opposite end of the 'arena' opened and out came a very large black bear with glowing red eyes. It had long dagger like claws and teeth and a bald spot on its rump.
The raccoons sat on the fence surrounding the arena waving around red pennants.
"Go Donna!" Austin cried as Eliot stuffed his face with popcorn.
Donna roared which made the branches in the trees bend backwards.
Frank scoffed. "I ain't afraid of no wimpy bear."
Donna charged at him at top speed and before Frank could react she knocked him out of the arena.
"Frank's out." Chris said.
"y4y D0nn4!" Eliot yelled with a full mouth, disgusting his allies.
"Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, oh crap…" Elisa chanted over and over as the bear headed in her direction.
With a swipe of the paw Elisa too was knocked out of the arena.
Oscar hid behind Adam while he and Dakota stared in awe and fright at the bear.
Donna approached the three stunned campers, uttering a low growl. She prepared to charge at them.
Dakota stood in front of Adam and Oscar, her hair turned green and her skin orange, she then grew to a gargantuan size. Donna stopped in her tracks, her maw open in awe.
Dakota-zoid roared and charged Donna. With the swipe of her arm Donna was flung over Chris and the others.
"Congrats you just earned your teams a point!" Chris said.
"yay!" Dakota-zoid jumped up and down clapping her hands, causing the ground to shake.
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Matt, Jimmy and G-man laid on the ground with their hands cuffed behind their backs. Standing next to them a=was an officer of the law.
"You three have failed to face your fear." Chris said.
"Whatever," Matt scoffed.
"That leaves us with only one fear left to face." Chris said. "Joe please step forward!"
Joe jumped when he heard his name called, but he stepped toward Chris, though a bit reluctantly.
Alyx came up to Chris with a small pet carrier.
"Ah Alyx," Chris said as he took the carrier from her. "what are Leon and Gwen's results."
"ummm….." Alyx said then quickly ran off.
"Well anyway," Chris said. He opened the carrier and pulled out a lobster.
Joe stood wide eyed. Frightening music played at the Camera closed in on the lobster. Chris put the lobster on the ground. Joe screamed.
"C'mon Joe! It's just a lobster!" Leshawna said.
"You can do it bro!" Reginald cheered.
Joe shivered in fear. The camera closed in on the lobster's eye again playing the music.
"What's your problem with lobsters?" Harold asked.
"Their frightening!" Joe said. "Their practically immortal, they don't need to eat or sleep. They don't age, most are over a hundred years old and there's no record of lobsters dying in nature!"
"And that's why you're afraid?" Harold asked.
Joe whimpered.
"Joe," Chris said. "all you have to do is pet the lobster. If you don't, your team loses."
"What?" Joe said.
"That's right so far you guys are in last place." Chris said.
Joe looked at the lobster and whimpered.
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Purple team groaned.
"Too bad Purple team, you were so close." Chris said. "but once again you must meet me at the elimination ceremony tonight."
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Chris stood in his usual spot next to the oil drum. On the drum was a plate of marshmallows. The fire from the pit reached out into the night sky.
Purple team sat on the stumps. Joe sat next to Walter and was biting his nails. Jessica was sitting in the fetal position on one of the stumps, her makeup was a mess.
"Welcome back Purple team." Chris said. He looked at Jessica and shrugged. "You know the drill. You get a tiki head you stay if you don't this is your last day."
Nobody seemed concerned except Joe.
"Those who are safe." Chris started.
"Patrich, Reginald, Walter." He threw them their tiki head.
"Ulrich, Richard, Sid…
"Leshawna and Harold."
The only two without an idol were Joe and Jessica.
"Joe and Jessica, you two did the worst in today's challenge." Chris said. "one of you is going home. And that person isn't…
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"Joe!" Chris said and threw him his head.
"What…" Joe said in awe.
"Jessica you have been eliminated." Chris said. Jessica did not react. "Jessica?"
Jessica stayed in the fetal position and continued rocking.
"Jessica?" Chris asked again. Once again she didn't answer. He snapped his fingers in front if her face.
Chef came up to Jessica and picked her up and carried her to the boat of shame.
Chris shrugged. "one down and just over a hundred more to go! Who will leave next time? Find out next time on…
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Isaac was coming out of the communal showers when Dawn approached him.
"Here, take this," Dawn said quickly. She stuffed an object into Isaac's hand and ran off.
Isaac looked in his hand and saw that Dawn had just given him the D.J. idol.
"Well, I'll be." Isaac said. He stuffed it into his pocket and walked to his cabin.
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Confessional:
Dawn. "I felt a disturbance. It feels like a great power has shifted. I think Leon may have gotten more control over the game. I found the idol in that creepy tree in the woods. Hopefully it will come to some use in taking down Leon before… I don't know, maybe I'm taking Leon too seriously, but on the other hand I feel that he will stop at nothing to win the million…"
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END
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(Votes)
Harold. (Jessica)
Leshawna. (Jessica)
Joe. (Jessica)
Patrick. (Jessica)
Reginald. (Jessica)
Walter. (Jessica)
Ulrich. (Jessica)
Richard. (Joe)
Jessica. (none)
Sid. (Jessica)
Results.
Jessica. 8.
Joe. 1.
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(Teams)
Red: Heather, Alejandro, Cameron, Sapphire, Willow, Hugo, Matt, Collette, Jo, Brick, Lightning.
Blue: Gerome, Ezekiel, Sierra, Blaineley, Charlie, Steve, Oscar, Pete, Keith.
Green: Duncan, Noah, Justin, Isaac, Miguel, Ben, Kurt, R.J., Emerald, Natasha, Tommy.
Yellow: Mitch, Greg, Lindsay, Dawn, Albert, Gilbert, Hector, Dakota, Laura, Will, Alice.
White: Gwen, Courtney, Scott, Nikolas, Josh, G-man, Hyde, Tina, Samson, Carlos.
Black: Izzy, Bridgette, Geoff, Crystal, Christopher, Frank, Jimmy, Dominic, Sven, Julie, Sam.
Orange: Cody, Owen, Yuki, Daniel, Elisa, Jason, Vic, Leon, Ginger.
Pink: Katie, Sadie, Zach, Gregory, Kat, Xena, Ron, Delilah, Tim, Liz, Flora.
Gray: Tyler, Trent, Gidget, Bill, Ashton, Zavier, Xavier, Alex, Hank, Cory.
Brown: Eva, Beth, Todd, Bud, Ashley, Amanda, Wendy, Oswald, Marley, Erica, Dia.
Purple: Harold, Leshawna, Joe, Patrick, Reginald, Walter, Ulrich, Richard, Jessica, Sid.
Polka dot: D.J., Zoey, Adam, Dean, Quincy, Vince, B, Mike, Isa, Bianca, Monique.
(Employees)
Alan, Scruffy, Bennett, Haken, Jake, Vanessa, Alyx, Eli, Arthur.
Animals: the raccoons: Moe, Ricky, Austin, and Eliot and Donna the bear,
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(Idols)
(Not found)
Tdi cast: Immunity plus a extra vote. (22 left)
Tdwt cast: Extra vote. (3 left)
Tdri cast: Immunity. (12 left)
Chris: Immunity plus a second effect.
Chef: A good meal cooked by chef.
Scruffy: Advantage in a challenge.
Bennett: Switch immunity.
Haken: The sole vote.
Jake: Extra vote.
Vanessa: Minus one vote from yourself.
Alyx: Choose whose vote doesn't count.
Eli: Switch vote.
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(Eliminated)
Staci, Jeff, Lewis, Anne Maria, Carrie, Lazlo, Billie, Jessica.
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Authors note.
And Jessica's gone. I honestly have nothing to say about her, she didn't add anything to the story and was just a pain in the ass. So she's gone.
Someone asked me in the reviews when I figured I would finish this story… my answer was, I have no clue. I don't have enough time on my hands to write this story like I used to, plus I'm not as committed as I figured I would be, that and laziness. I only started writing this story for two reasons. 1. Because I was bored and 2 I figured it would help me improve my writing, which it has, slightly. This story has honestly become more of a side project than a major piece like I expected. I also haven't actually like settled on a final eleven, the placing of the characters beyond the first 33 eliminations keep changing.
God two years… and I haven't even gotten to the first merge... hope fully I can do that before the end of THIS year.
Thanks for reading
Justagamer1