There once was a boy named Harry, destined to be a star... hmm, seems you all liked the Harry Potter in 99 Seconds reference in the last chapter, and also the character voice game! Snape's voice generally wins at life, and I have to say, it works very well in this chapter, because Cleverbot is being really saracastic.

In other news, MY IMMORTAL IS SLOWLY ERODING MY BRAIN CELLS AND MY LIFE. Siriusly, it is. Yesterday I actually gave someone a 'dude-ur-so-retarded' look. Then I made Ebony on The Sims 3, only it wouldn't let me call her Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way as it was too long so I just called her Enoby Way instead. You could say My Immortal is da luv of mi deprezzing lyf ...

(OK I'll stop now, promise. Here's chapter 10 :D)

AN: stup it u gay fags if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out b'loody mary isn't a muggle afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok.

And your name is..?

I was really scared about Vlodemort all day.

Yeah, I know. They all blew up.

I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR.

Fleef.

The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Hargrid.

Yes you are right.

Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) or a steak) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride.

Alright.. You make me bored. There's little sense in what you're saying, really.

I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not.

Never.

We were singing a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.

I don't know what song that is.

"Ebony! Are you OK?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerted voice.

You're making mistakes left and right. I can't judge my own cleverness.

"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!" I burst into tears.

Good.

Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall.

I feel much the same way when Dave Karofsky is on my tv. :).

"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" (c is dat out of character?).

Do you know Mannheim Steamroller?

I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying.

You really what?

We practiced for one more hour.

You are escaping or what?

Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily!

No YOU did.

His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache.

Your father?

"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely.

I think I am.

(c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y).

Being Yugi would be more difficult.

"Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists.".

Touche.