Darlene stands at the table in the middle of the room.
Gabriel stares out the window. "This is getting boring," he says, taking a deep breath. "I'm just about out of tricks here." He walks over to Darlene.
"I believe I've come up with a viable solution," Darlene states.
A CGI of the earth appears in the middle of the room.
As Darlene speaks, her plan is illuminated on the CGI.
"Now, any type of natural disaster coming in from the water or mainland," she explains, "can be detected and proper precautions can be taken before it hits. But what if everything hits all once, all over the planet simultaneously? Every volcano erupts, tidelwaves, tornados and earthquakes hit, wiping out the entire population."
"How do you propose we accomplish such an act?" he inquires.
"If memory serves," Darlene recalls, "the more a ghost gets pissed off here, it had the ability to move things there. With a combined force of everyone here, those in the lost souls room and those in there, it can be done."
"Now that sounds like a great idea," a voice says.
They both look over.
Perched on the desk in a low crouch, dressed entirely in black, is Lucifer, this time looking very much like Gabriel Byrne.
"This isn't your war," Gabriel says.
"But I remember the last one," Lucifer states. "Lots of angels were with me. Every one followed their leader out of Heaven."
Gabriel begins to lose his patience and shouts, "I was there, remember?"
"Except this angel," Lucifer tells Darlene, "he never came out front during the war. So he laid low till he could start his own war."
"You ought to come work for us," Gabriel says.
"God's junkie's are coming, Darlene," Lucifer says. "And when they do, all hell is going to break lose."
"I'll be ready," she states.