Emmett put me down on the couch and made me put my legs up. He then lifted them and sat down with my feet across him. Jasper sat on the floor leaning against the couch just in front of me.
"You don't have to stay with me you know."
"We aren't leaving you alone. You are a hazard in yourself. Not only are you going to die, you're going to kill yourself first." Jasper laughed.
"Fine, what are we going to do, while I am being held hostage?"
"Watch football." Emmett grinned.
"Great, I'll die of boredom before I accidentally kill myself."
"We will just have to let that happen then. I'm not changing the channel." Emmett grabbed the control and held it above his head, like I would be able to reach it anyway.
I stayed there watching football for about two hours. I sat still with my legs over Emmett, he had put his hand over my ankle. It was as good as a bag of ice. And I was absentmindedly twirling Jaspers blonde curls. I didn't mind watching the football, well I didn't mind watching it with them. If I was in any other situation, I wouldn't like it as much. Soon enough though, I fell asleep. I dreamed, and it was the best dream, I didn't want it to end. I wanted it to last forever, like my life soon would. But I forgot it as soon as I woke up. It was there, in the back of my mind, but I couldn't remember it enough for it to come out of my mouth. I opened my eyes, the room was dark, but the lights were on in every other part of the house. Emmett and Jasper were still in their spots, they hadn't moved and inch.
"The human awakes." Emmett laughed.
"Yeah, human, which means I am meant to sleep."
"We thought you were awake about three times because you were talking so much."
"Great, what secrets did I spill now?" Jasper and Emmett burst into laughter. "What? It was bad, wasn't it?"
"Most of it was." Jasper was only just able to finish that sentence before he started laughing again.
"Please tell me."
"You were talking about your plans tonight. But that was the last thing you were talking about. You talked a lot more than that." Emmett thought that was the best part, it gave him ammunition to embarrass me later.
"I told you my plans? I must subconsciously trust you a lot then. What else did I say?"
"That you didn't want us to leave. We were about to get up and do something else, then you told us off for getting up and told us to stay. Then, there was something else, but it didn't make much sense." Jasper was trying to suppress his laughter now.
"You said on Friday, breathe and ouch." Emmett was suddenly serious. "We thought it was happening, we thought you couldn't breathe. But then we realised you were just sleep talking, and today is Friday which made it worse."
"I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to scare anyone. What time is it?"
"About eight-ish. Enough time for you and Jacob still." Emmett snickered.
"Very funny." I looked down, I was wearing different clothes. "Did you leave me at all?"
"Nope, not even when Alice dressed you." Emmett told me. I put my hand over my face as I turned tomato red.
"That's it, I have no dignity left."
"She only stripped you to your underwear." I let out a small squeal. Emmett tried not to laugh and Jasper looked at the floor.
"That's not any better, I'm going to find Jacob." I got to my feet and lifted Jaspers face to mine. "Don't worry about it." I kissed him on the cheek and continued to the kitchen. I turned around to see Emmett and Jaspers reactions.
"Lucky." Emmett mumbled and punched Jasper in the arm. Then Jasper punched him back, this was the start of more play fighting. I kept walking to the kitchen. My ankle didn't hurt anymore.
"Esme, I can't believe you keep stocking the kitchen just for him." Carlisle, Jacob, Edward and Esme looked up.
"He's not the only one I stock it for."
"True. I'm not hungry though." I watched them and they kept their heads down, except for Jacob who had a massive grin on his face. "You all heard me?" They nodded. "Meh, my dignity left about an hour ago when Alice changed my clothes." They all laughed.
"She has a habit of that." Edward mumbled. "Even ask Bella." I looked to Jacob and gestured toward the door.
"Uh, Evie and I are going out for a bit. We should be back in an hour or two." He came over and grabbed me around the waist. We walked quickly out of the door.
"Where to?" I asked.
"I don't know."
"Idea lightbulb. Charlie is working night shift tonight." I smiled.
As soon as we got to Charlie's, Jacob picked me up, scaled the side of the house and took us into my room. I knew that this would be the best night of my human life.
