"A threesome?!" shrieked Castiel. He leaned back on the wall of his bedroom looking at Dean, who was standing in front of his bed.
"Yeah, three people who have sex together and—" Dean thought he didn't know what it meant.
"Dean, I know what it means." Cas cuts him off. "Why would you tell her that we were gonna have a threesome together?"
"Lisa doesn't wanna do it with me because of you so I suggested that you, me, and Lisa have sex together."
"Are you out of your fuckin' mind? Out of all the stupid ideas you could've made up, this is insane."
"Come on, man. She's experienced."
"Yeah, experienced with half of Lawrence. I am not gonna have sex with Lisa Braeden."
"Why not?" Dean asked another stupid question.
Cas stood up from his bed and looked Dean straight in the eye. "There is a lot of things that I would do for you, Dean. I would bleed for the Winchesters. I would jump in front of a train for you. If you were in hell, I would fuckin' drag you out of there. But I am not gonna have threesome with you and some girl."
After that, Dean took a deep breath. "Okay, I'm sorry I said that. I tell Lisa no and I once again gave up my first time for you."
"And you're giving it up again? Just for me?"
"Hey, I give up for you, Cas. Out of everything, I rather have you." Those words touched Castiel's heart. Instead of sex, Dean would rather still have him.
On the next day of school, Cas met up with Charlie next to the vending machine. Charlie got her snickers and take a bite out of it. "A threesome?" asked Charlie.
"Yeah, that's what Dean wanted," Castiel explains to her. He took a sip of his coffee from Starbucks. "Charlie, I don't know what the hell is happening. First, he makes me be his fake boyfriend. Then, he and I win homecoming kings. Now he wants me to have sex with him and some girl."
"You want my opinion? I think you should go for it."
Cas nearly chokes on his coffee. "What is it with people and sexual activity? I know people do it a lot, but for God's sake."
"Do you not realize that this is your opportunity for Dean and you to express your latent homosexual feelings for each other?"
"I don't want just sex from Dean. That's not all I want."
"This might be your only chance. After all, Dean wouldn't suggest the idea if he didn't feel something for you."
Cas raises his eyebrow. "Are you sure? You think he would?"
"Absolutely. Cas, this isn't an opportunity to loose your virginity. This is your chance to see how you really feel about Dean."
"Maybe it is. I just wish this stupid faking gay thing never happened."
"Hey, if it never happened, then you wouldn't have known how you really felt about Dean. It's obvious how much he cares about you."
"Shut up!" Cas noticeably blushes thinking about his best friend.
"See?! You two were meant for each other!"
"Charlie, the way I see it… some people were fall in love and others were meant to be together."
"And you two are obviously meant to be. I see how you two act with each other ever since you told me that he was faking it."
Cas looked at her strangely. "What are you getting at, Charlie?"
"You two have your infinite moments and the chemistry between you two is fascinating."
"I wouldn't call it fascinating. I'd rather call it phenomenal, extraordinary, and incredible."
"Who is the girl that you two are having a threesome with?"
"It's not important. I just want that girl gone instead of with me and Dean. Won't it be easier if that girl gets poison ivy or some kind of shit?"
"So let's go over a little plan here."
"What little plan?"
"Are you virgin, Castiel?"
"It's my choice if I'm still a virgin. I want to loose to the one I love the most."
"Let me give a few lessons that I took my early scholars. You gotta do something really sexy and reel that boy in."
"What do you mean by sexy? Like strip for him?"
"You think you know how to strip? Just no glitter or baby oil. I learned that lesson the hard way."
"I think I can do. Meg and Ruby made me watch Magic Mile with them once."
"You strip him too." She tells him.
"Strip Dean? I have to undress him?" An image of Dean in his boxers was already popping into Castiel's mind.
"Yeah, you're not just his funny little sidekick anymore. If Dean was Batman, would you be Robin? No, you need to take control! I know the Joker took control when Batman put him in the slammer!"
"Because the Joker poisoned all of Gotham's water supply."
"Just wait, Castiel. You might give him some sweet kisses and Dean is gonna want to kick that girl out so you and him can 'Do the Dance with No Pants.'"
"Oh, that would be great." Cas smiled.
"Ooh, just wait! You two will actually have feelings for each other and you'll get married! You guys will have the most adorable, adoptive Vietnamese babies!"
"Vietnamese? Charlie, take it easy."
"Well you already turned down that guy, Balthazar for Dean. That guy was kinda cute and you seemed really interested in him."
"But I told you that I'm in love with Dean. I figured it out already."
"Just trust me on this one, Cas. Words don't always mean a thing, but body language says it all." Charlie jokingly shakes her hips making Cas laugh.
"Hey, Cas," Dean stops him. "Look I'm sorry for even bringing—"
Cas cuts him off. "Dean, I change my mind. I wanna go through with it."
Dean's eyes widen looking at his fake boyfriend. "Are you high again? I'm sorry for giving that stuff last time and I will never again only because you sat in my car naked and covered in bees."
"No, not that, Dean. I agree on this three-way plan."
"Are you serious? Cas, don't be messing with me, man." Dean warns him with a stern look on his face.
"I'm not messing with you," he chuckled. "We're boyfriends, remember? If you want me in, then I'm coming with you."
"This is great! Thank you so much!" Dean wraps his arms around Cas and tightly hugs him. "I owe you big time for everything."
Cas pulls back. "Yeah, yeah, you owe me a lot."
"Dude, I could kiss you right now."
For a moment, Castiel gazes at him. "Well we are dating so what's stopping you?"
"Oh, yeah, I forgot." His best friend grab him by the shoulders and gave him a short but passionate kiss. "Mwah!" Dean pulls back leaving a smile on Cas's face.