Hello!! Here's the tenth chapter!! I'm letting this be from Ethriel's
point of view, my be quite interesting. DISCLAIMER: I don't own Legolas
but for purposes of my life I wish I did, but Ethriel and Mirawyn are
miiiiiiiine.
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Ethriel takes over!!
Hello. I got sick of this author, she's otherwise... occupied, so I'M going to be writing. ME ME ME. Right ok. It's my wedding day! I'm getting married to the sweetest, cutest guy in Middle Earth. Well maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration but hey, he brings me chocolate and strawberry bath suds. Chocolate is good. Very good. Strawberry bath suds are good. Very good. Anyway. This wedding dress is pretty! It brings out the highlights in my hair. What Mirawyn? Yes I know I'm going to be your sister. And I'm looking forward to it too. Awww big hug! We'll have to get you married now. What about that guy who's always asking about you? Lancelot? LANCIL. Sorry. You're only just friends. Sure, I believe you. Really I do. Not. These jewels are pretty too. Oh I've just remembered! Mirawyn, are you SURE I have something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue? I do? Great. Fetch a maid. I want to get dressed and NOW. And why is this wedding at noon? I want it to be NOW too. I'm not a patient person as you all know. Of course the AUTHOR somewhat EXAGGERATED IT. Gah... to be me sometimes... it's so hard! *sniff* Well, maybe not. After all I am a princess. Which is pretty cool. By the way where am I going to live when I'm married? And will Legolas rule Minas Tirith once Dad dies? Because we all know he's going to die SOME day, I mean he's not an elf or anything. And since those dumb rules are in place I'm not ALLOWED to rule. That's so stupid. I'm smarter than every male in Rivendell. THEY can't speak every single language from here to the Shire. I bet I'm even smarter than Legolas. Oh dear, I shouldn't have said that. Now the author is going to elaborate on this and say I have narcissm problems which will make me all the more unpopular. Oh well. Hmmm I wonder who that is at the door. Mirawyn's gone to get it. What's that Mirawyn? It's Legolas?! No tell him to go away!! It's not RIGHT for him to see me before the wedding, he's supposed to swoon when he sees me at the alter, that isn't going to come into EFFECT if he sees me now. Also the fact that we'll be doomed if he sees me now counts too. Could you tell him that Mirawyn? Please? I'm really sorry but I don't want us to be doomed. No nice chocolate and strawberry bath suds!! Speaking of my bath, the traditional wedding bath just happens to be ready
Mirawyn, what's the time now? Half past eleven did you say? Excellent. Only half an hour to go. The maids are doing my hair. Ooooo this is fun. Having my hair done is awesome. Ouch stop pulling!! It hurts. I take back what I said before about having my hair done. THIS IS TORTURE. Also writing this THING for that stupid author's pleasure isn't fun either... but I'm going to continue because I'm better at this than SHE is. I don't analyse the language half to death. Oooo are you going to put those pretty head-dresses in my hair? You are? Cool!! They're REALLY pretty. They're silver. I like them. They were Grandma Celebrian's? So this is the borrowed part of my wedding outfit? No? It's the OLD part. Oh. What happened to her anyway? Oh well, I'll find out later. She sounds cool, I wish she was going to be here today. Oh and another thing, has dad shaved? I am not walking down the aisle with a man who looks like a tramp on my arm. Yes Mum I know YOU don't think he looks like a tramp, but then again you have no sanity, so you wouldn't know would you? Hang on a second. I'M insane too. Just not as insane as the rest of you. In fact compared to you I AM sane. Yay! Well, compared to Legolas I'm not sane, but then again, he's REALLY sane. Yes Mum, I know he's good for me, that's one of the reasons I'm marrying him. And the fact that I love him. Oh anyway. Pass minutes, pass. I simply can't wait. Oh my hair feels so soft... This is heaven. I want to wear these clothes every day. What's the time now Mirawyn, my maid of honour? 11:45? Excellent. We shall proceed to the chapel then. Is everyone ready? Eeeee!! I'm going to be married! La la la la la- Omph!! That's the last time I jump around with a long, irritating dress on. Ouch that ground was HARD. You don't know how HARD it was. Ow... Well, here's the chapel, it's 12 noon wish me luck...
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Did you manage to stomach that? If you did, good on you. I'm sorry if that was a little silly and so not funny. I'm sitting down here after this stupid concert thing that I had to do for school... bloody flute solo, in front of a good 50 or so people watching. If that's not enough to make you nervous, how about a flute duet with over 400 people watching? Ugh... don't want to think about it... Chapter 11, coming along, hopefully. Toodles!
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Ethriel takes over!!
Hello. I got sick of this author, she's otherwise... occupied, so I'M going to be writing. ME ME ME. Right ok. It's my wedding day! I'm getting married to the sweetest, cutest guy in Middle Earth. Well maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration but hey, he brings me chocolate and strawberry bath suds. Chocolate is good. Very good. Strawberry bath suds are good. Very good. Anyway. This wedding dress is pretty! It brings out the highlights in my hair. What Mirawyn? Yes I know I'm going to be your sister. And I'm looking forward to it too. Awww big hug! We'll have to get you married now. What about that guy who's always asking about you? Lancelot? LANCIL. Sorry. You're only just friends. Sure, I believe you. Really I do. Not. These jewels are pretty too. Oh I've just remembered! Mirawyn, are you SURE I have something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue? I do? Great. Fetch a maid. I want to get dressed and NOW. And why is this wedding at noon? I want it to be NOW too. I'm not a patient person as you all know. Of course the AUTHOR somewhat EXAGGERATED IT. Gah... to be me sometimes... it's so hard! *sniff* Well, maybe not. After all I am a princess. Which is pretty cool. By the way where am I going to live when I'm married? And will Legolas rule Minas Tirith once Dad dies? Because we all know he's going to die SOME day, I mean he's not an elf or anything. And since those dumb rules are in place I'm not ALLOWED to rule. That's so stupid. I'm smarter than every male in Rivendell. THEY can't speak every single language from here to the Shire. I bet I'm even smarter than Legolas. Oh dear, I shouldn't have said that. Now the author is going to elaborate on this and say I have narcissm problems which will make me all the more unpopular. Oh well. Hmmm I wonder who that is at the door. Mirawyn's gone to get it. What's that Mirawyn? It's Legolas?! No tell him to go away!! It's not RIGHT for him to see me before the wedding, he's supposed to swoon when he sees me at the alter, that isn't going to come into EFFECT if he sees me now. Also the fact that we'll be doomed if he sees me now counts too. Could you tell him that Mirawyn? Please? I'm really sorry but I don't want us to be doomed. No nice chocolate and strawberry bath suds!! Speaking of my bath, the traditional wedding bath just happens to be ready
Mirawyn, what's the time now? Half past eleven did you say? Excellent. Only half an hour to go. The maids are doing my hair. Ooooo this is fun. Having my hair done is awesome. Ouch stop pulling!! It hurts. I take back what I said before about having my hair done. THIS IS TORTURE. Also writing this THING for that stupid author's pleasure isn't fun either... but I'm going to continue because I'm better at this than SHE is. I don't analyse the language half to death. Oooo are you going to put those pretty head-dresses in my hair? You are? Cool!! They're REALLY pretty. They're silver. I like them. They were Grandma Celebrian's? So this is the borrowed part of my wedding outfit? No? It's the OLD part. Oh. What happened to her anyway? Oh well, I'll find out later. She sounds cool, I wish she was going to be here today. Oh and another thing, has dad shaved? I am not walking down the aisle with a man who looks like a tramp on my arm. Yes Mum I know YOU don't think he looks like a tramp, but then again you have no sanity, so you wouldn't know would you? Hang on a second. I'M insane too. Just not as insane as the rest of you. In fact compared to you I AM sane. Yay! Well, compared to Legolas I'm not sane, but then again, he's REALLY sane. Yes Mum, I know he's good for me, that's one of the reasons I'm marrying him. And the fact that I love him. Oh anyway. Pass minutes, pass. I simply can't wait. Oh my hair feels so soft... This is heaven. I want to wear these clothes every day. What's the time now Mirawyn, my maid of honour? 11:45? Excellent. We shall proceed to the chapel then. Is everyone ready? Eeeee!! I'm going to be married! La la la la la- Omph!! That's the last time I jump around with a long, irritating dress on. Ouch that ground was HARD. You don't know how HARD it was. Ow... Well, here's the chapel, it's 12 noon wish me luck...
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Did you manage to stomach that? If you did, good on you. I'm sorry if that was a little silly and so not funny. I'm sitting down here after this stupid concert thing that I had to do for school... bloody flute solo, in front of a good 50 or so people watching. If that's not enough to make you nervous, how about a flute duet with over 400 people watching? Ugh... don't want to think about it... Chapter 11, coming along, hopefully. Toodles!