Sorry i came late! I had a swim meet until 4:00! Such a pain in the ass! I don't own Hetalia and this is a really short chapter!

"Argh! You are such a pain!"

"Then stop hurting my cats you *Beep*!"

"No one is allowed to call me a *Beep*!"

"Shut up!"

"No you shut up!" A typical day for Greece and Turkey, fighting at the World Conference meeting because Turkey stepped on one of Greece's cats. China on the other hand was, I repeat, was taking a nap while the Asians were snapping pictures at his adorable sleeping face. Excuse me for the moment. I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU FANGIRLS TO GET OUT! SO OUT! I MEAN OUT! Sorry, rapid China fangirls. Let's continue. SWISH! THWACK! A knife just wizzed by the two arguing countries. Now everyone is scared. All Asians are extremely cranky when rudely interrupted while sleeping, especially China.

"Shut… the…hell…up…aru. It's…so…hard…to…sleep…aru."

"Shut the hell up you little brat!" That's Turkey

"You bastard (Romano: Hey don't steal my word you damn bastard)you're gonna get us killed!" "Time…to…die…aru!" WHAM! BASH! NYA! Wait, that's a cat. Well you get the whole point, Greece and Turkey just got owned.

"Let's see, there's 60 minutes in an hour aru. So 60 times 24 is 1,440 aru. Who has 1,440 alarm clocks I can borrow."

"You can borrow mine little dude!" America, how does that even fit in your house?

"Thanks aru. Germany, I need to borrow your flame thrower aru."

"Be very careful vith it."

"Anyways, you two still have 4 more hours of my punishment before you go into the room." WHAM! Night-night you two.

4 hours later

Tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic. "Argh! Someone stop this noise! I can't sleep!" BRING!

"You're only in there for a day aru."

"Onii-san, you set each alarm clock to ring every single minute so he can't sleep."

"Now he knows why no one disturbs my sleep aru."

"ARGH! Why did you melt all of my precious mementos! My victory as the Otoman Empire, Ruined!" Turkey is unavailable, he is foaming at the mouth.

"England! Back into the rabid fangirl room!"

"How about we do the bloody rabid dingos again."

"Kya! England!"

"BLOODY HELL! GIVE ME BACK MY CLOTHES! AAAAHHHH!"Well, let's let China….Run! Rapid Fangirl Attack!

"AIYA! Not again aru! I hate being a Chibi aru!" Would you rather be a girl?

"At least there are no fangirls aru!" Fanboys. "I HATE YOU!"

There, my shortest chapter ever! R&R