I'm.
So.
Sorry.
It's been forever since I've updated, but I've been going through some really bad emotional crap and it's the end of the school year so...
I hope you enjoy this! :D
Oh, as you'll read, you'll come across words like, "Pot Panties" and "Gay Pride Bra". I have these...only as shirts. My Pot shirt and G.P. Shirt are quite pimping.
DISCLAIMER: I own Sailor Moon as much as I own Puerto Rico. :P
Well, read this hunk-o-junk at your own risk. You've been warned!
Chapter 10
When I woke up, I had to shove Minako and Rei off me. They fell to the ground. "UGH! WHORE!" Rei barked, and punched me. "Wow, nice job, waking everyone up." I said sarcastically.
"What? You are a whore in the technical sense." Minako shrugged. "One-Wow, big word and Two-How?" I smiled at the guys innocently while they walked into the kitchen. "You had sex before marriage!" I shrugged back at her.
"So?"
"SIX. TIMES."
I heard a bowl break, a drink get sprayed over the walls, and a pan clatter to the ground. "HA! Well at least I had it with my boyfriend, not with some…MOVIE director to get cast!" I shot back at her.
"Bitch!"
"Two-dollar hoe!"
"Slut!"
"Your mom's a slut."
"Your grandma's a hoe!"
I stood up and yelled, "YOUR GRANDMA'S UNCLE'S BRA!" Minako fell back, laughing. "Wh-what?" I smirked, and sat down. "Mmmhmm! You heard me." I did my best ghetto accent, and the girls went into hysterics. "Well played, Usa-chan…" Minako giggled, and I shrieked. "OH SNAP! I HAVE SCHOOL TODAY!" The girls shrugged. "We'll go with you!" Minako grinned. "You can't do- oh whatever." I ran upstairs with the girls on my tail. "Good God! Thisis what you have to wear?" Mako cried. "This skirt is shorter than our fukus!" Ami said.
"I LIKE IT!"
SWEATDROP
"You would, Minako-chan…you would." "Get dressed! I, shockingly, have NEVER been late to school while I've been here." I smiled proudly. Rei gaped at me. "I'm scared." She whimpered. I smacked her, and dressed. The girls got dressed, and I gathered my books. "Kyo-kun, Yuki-kun, are you coming to school?" I yelled to the kitchen. "I'll be down in a minute!" Yuki and Kyo called down at the same time. "STUPID RAT! STOP COPYING ME!" "Kyo-baka, I wasn't- oh whatever!" Yuki snorted, and we went downstairs. Yuki and Kyo came down, and I waved goodbye to Shigure. "I'll pick up Kisa-chan and Hiro-kun on the way home!" I called on my way out, and he grinned. "Bye Tohru-chan, Kyo-Kyo, Yuki-kun…girls." We waved, and began walking.
Minako and Ami gripped each others hands, and Rei and Mako grabbed each others. "What are you-AHH!" Rei and Minako grabbed my hands and pulled me along, running. Mako and Ami grabbed Kyo's and Yuki's, and we ran to school, the guys dropping off a while before we reached the school. We dropped hands at the gate, and strolled in casually. "Ohayo, Mayu-sensei!" I chirped, waving as we entered the class. "Ohayo, Honda-san." She grinned, but frowned at my friends. "Oh! These are my friends: Mizuno Ami-chan, Hino Rei-chan, Kino Makoto-chan, and Aino Minako-chan!" "Ohayo!" they chorused.
"I'm sorry girls, but we can't allow non-students to…" she started as the headmaster walked by. "Go ahead." She winked, and put a finger to her lips. "Arigato!" We said together, and sat in a row. "Oh girls, it just so happens today we are working in groups. Can you move these desks into groups of five?" We nodded, and Mako rolled her sleeves up. "I got this." She smirked, and did it, well, lightning fast (A/N: HA! HA! YA GET IT? She's Sailor JUPITER! Lightning? Anyone? *Sighs*). We sat in a group and laughed about last night while the others poured in.
"Hey Tohru-chan!" Uo called, waving. "Hey, Uo-chan!" "OH MY GOD! A BLONDE MAKO-CHAN!" Minako gasped. "Minako-chan…shut up…" I laughed. "Who're they?" Uo thrusted her chin in the girls' direction, confused.
"Oh, these are 4 of my closest friends!" Ami got up and bowed. "I am Mizuno Ami." "Hino Rei." "Kino Makoto." "Aino Minako." "I am Hanajima Saki. Tohru-chan calls me Hana-chan." "I'm Uotani Arisa. Tohru-chan calls me Uo-chan. So how do you know Tohru-chan?" Uo slung her bag over her shoulder. "Oh, we've been friends since we were 14, and we're visiting her." Mako explained. "How have we been able to put up with Odango Atama for so long, I don't know." Rei nudged me, and I elbowed her roughly.
"OW!" She rubbed her side, glaring at me. "Oops. So sorry." I apologized sarcastically.
"Shut it."
"No."
Ami sighed. "No more fighting you two." "Class, please take your seats! There are 4 new students joining us today. Muzino Ami," Ami stood and bowed politely. "Hino Rei," Rei stood up and waved. "Kino Makoto," Mako stood up and grinned. "NO MY GOD! ANOTHER YANKEE!" Minami yelled. Mako glared at her. "And Aino Minako." She stood and beamed. "Now, open you books to page 220, read the paragraph, and draw what image pops into your head with your group." Uo and Hana sat with Kyo, Yuki, and some transfer girl. We read the chapter, discussed it, and Rei drew the picture.
I sat, laughing with Minako while she told me about that fat cat(A/N: remember in season one? That fat cat who saved Luna? Yeah.) stalking Luna, and Artiemis getting "all up in his grill" about it. The door opened suddenly, but Minako switched topics quickly, so I couldn't look back. I heard someone ask, quietly, "Is Honda Tohru here?" and Mayu, confusedly, saying, "Hai. Honda-san!" She called me. I turned, grinning. She jerked a thumb to the guy standing in the corner. He stepped out of the shadow, and it was…Mamo-chan? "Wh-what are you doing here?" I cried, almost falling out of my seat.
Mako's upper lip curled in a growl. I heard the other girls swooning. Kyo and Yuki stood, not quite sure what was going on. "Usako…I…I'm sorry. Please come with me. I need you!" All the girls in the class whipped their heads towards me, gaping. I ignored them and glared at him. "I will talk to you for one minute. Girls. STAY." I smirked at Rei's angry look at Mamoru, and walked out. "How come Honda knows such a hottie! She's a loser!" I overheard Minami's yelling. "SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME BITCH AND YOU BE GOIN DOWN!" I heard Mako's bellow, and chuckled as I walked out of the building.
"What do you want?" I asked coldly. "Why did you leave?" He asked quietly.
"Because I needed to."
"Why?"
"I needed to get away from you!"
"Why?"
"I NEEDED TO RECOVER FROM YOU!" I shrieked finally. Kami-sama, he was acting like a child! "Did you need to change yourself and come here?" He gestured to the school in front of me. "Yes! Oh, did I make you SAD by leaving? So sorry for leaving! I'm SO SORRY that I NEEDED to leave!" By now, people were opening windows and looking out. ESPESCIALLY in my class. "Usako-"
SLAP!
"DON'T CALL ME THAT! LEAVE ME ALONE!" I heard gasps. I began to sob. "YEAH! GO TOHRU-CHAN!" I heard Mako yell, before Ami shushed her. "Usa…" he held me close. "Why can't I hate you!" I cried. He laughed bitterly. "It would be much easier if you did. But I love you…and I won't stop trying to get you back. Hey…do you still like Nelly?" I nodded, confused. "Great. Stay home tonight." He gave me a quick grin and ran off. I trotted back in the school, dreading what would happen. I walked back in the classroom, and EVERYONE was staring. Even Mayu! "Oh…um…hey!" I blushed furiously as I walked back to my table.
"Hey Honda! What's that guy's name?" I heard Hoshi, a member of the Prince Yuki Fan Club yell. "Yeah! Is he single?" I clenched my fists. "What's his number?" "Was he your boyfriend?" "SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!" I heard myself scream. I unclenched my fists, and a small river of blood fell from my palm. Ami got up quietly, and tended to my hand. Everyone gaped at the blood falling to the floor. "G-Gomen." I sat down, still shaking from anger.
"What gives you the right to talk to me like that?" Minami shrieked. "Same right as you have screaming at her." Rei put in. "Shut it, Hino!" Rei's face became red, and her hand was twitching towards her henshin stick. "Iie." I placed a hand on hers, looking patiently at her. She stopped twitching. "Minami-san, please leave us alone." Mako sighed, doodling. "No. You are JUST like that Yankee Uotani over there!" Minami sneered. "Shut it." Mako threatened. "Make. Me." She smirked. Mako reached for her stick. "NO!" Mako sighed, and crossed her arms. "Why do you all LISTEN to her? She's nothing special! She's plain, boring, and has no life! She's a LOSER." Minako rose. "Our princess has done more for us than anyone else! She got me friends, Ami-chan out of her books, Rei-chan happiness, and Mako-chan a reason NOT to fight! She's lightened all of our lives with her smiles, and you DARE say she's a LOSER?"
Minami tossed her hair. "Yes. And she ISN'T a princess. I'M more like one." "WHO IN MERCURY'S NAME DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" Ami was angry, very angry. Mako growled, and pounced on her. She tackled her to the ground. "Iie! Your better than this Mako-chan!" She continued to strangle Minami. I had no choice. I had to do the one thing I never wanted to do. "No KFC for you after school!" I smirked."No! I love the Colonel!" she looked at me with puppy-dog eyes.
"Fine. But no Double-Down."
"DAMN YOU!"
I giggled, and sat down. Only to get right back up again. "Let's go!" I pulled them towards our next class, and the rest of the day went like a blur. When we were walking home, eating our KFC, and laughing, I saw Kagura came bouncing up to us. "Hey Tohru-chan! Who're they?" She bounced up and down on her heels. "Oh, these are my friends. Ami-chan, Rei-chan, Mako-chan, and Minako-chan. We're going to pick up Kisa-chan and Hiro-kun. Do you want to come?" She nodded enthusiastically. "Sure!" She went behind us and dragged Kyo and Yuki along quicker.
I grinned at Hiro and Kisa, who were waiting patiently by the gate. "Hi, guys! We got you some KFC!" I smiled, and offered Kisa her sandwich. She took it happily. I tried giving Hiro his, but he rejected it. Minako took it and ate it in two bites. I laughed. "C'mon." I tugged them along. "Why are they here?" Hiro asked snottily. "Because we can be." Mako shot back. He glowered at her. "Onee-chan, what's for dinner?" "Stewed leeks!" Kyo blanched. I giggled. "No, actually, we're going to have pizza for dinner. And then your cake. Imma call the Outers."
Minako dialed the number, and flipped it open(A/N: she has one of those phones that you slide over, and there's a QWERTY board. Ya get it? :D) It rang twice, and Haruka picked up. "Nani?" She said gruffly. I giggled. "Hi, Haruka-chan!" "Hey Koneko!" She spoke nicer to me. "Can you girls come over for dinner tonight? We're ordering pizza!" "Sorry, Hime. We can't...Michi has a...a uh...a dinner, congratulating her for her paintings tonight." I sniffed dramatically. "F-fine…I-I'm sorry to-to trouble you!" I broke out into tears, the kind of ones I made when I stubbed my toe at the arcade.
"Whoa! Um, no, I uh, think we can make it!" Haruka rushed to say. I immediately stopped sobbing. "Arigato! Ja ne!" I hung up as I heard her say, "The hell?" I giggled, and gave Minako her phone back. Kyo, Yuki, and Hiro stared at me like I'd grown a 2nd head. I laughed, and we walked on. "I wanna watch Hamtaro!" Minako announced. "Well, we're not. Hamtaro's stupid." Hiro scoffed. Minako gasped, and began to cry. Rei picked him up by his shirt. "Listen, grub. I don't like the talking hamster as much as my friends do, but I like it enough. Don't. Call. The. Hamster. STUPID. Got it?" She looked dangerous.
Hiro gulped, and nodded quickly. She dropped him, and I was busy consoling Minako. "He didn't mean it, Mina-chan! He just was jealous of your extensive knowledge of Hamtaro!" Minako stopped crying and looked up at me with big, blue doe eyes. "Really?" she said quietly. "Yep!" "Okay!" she said happily. Minako and I linked arms. "Look at that. The Venusian and Lunarian are reunited!" I glared at Rei, and stuck my tongue out at her. "You're just jealous because none of the Three Lights liked you!" I said playfully. Rei swatted me. "It's okay, Rei-chan. None of them liked me, either." Ami spoke up, and we all looked at her like she failed a test. "Shut up! Taiki-kun loved you!" Ami flushed deeply. "Well, Seyia-kun loves Usagi-chan, not that she would know or anything-"
"OI! Shut up about that! I didn't realize!" I yelled at Rei. "And Yaten-kun loves-" "Luna." Mako cut Rei off. "HEY! That was a one time thing!" Minako howled. "SHUT UP!" Kyo yelled. We fell silent for a split second before Rei and Mako yelled, "BAKA! NO ONE TELLS US TO BE QUIET!" and began to beat him over the head. I sweatdropped. "Stop that." They lowered their fists. "Hai, Princess." "Whipped." Kyo snickered in a whisper. Mako punched him hard and he howled. "OI!" I yelled. From then on, we got to the house with no other arguments.
"Order the pizza! Get the same as last time!" I called to Minako. "Hai!" I halted in my walk up the stairs with Mako, Ami, and Rei. "MATTE! KYO-KUN!" He poked his head out of the kitchen. "Nani?" "YOU WORK FOR PIZZA MY HEART!" I pointed at him. He sighed. "Yeah, what of it?" I bounced up and down. "You came to my house!" I cheered. He sighed again. "Kyo-kun, you sigh a lot." Rei noted. I slugged her in the arm, and walked upstairs. "Oi! Usa-chan! What drinks do you want?" "Do the Dew!" I called back.
We went to my room, and I changed into my silver short-shorts with a pink pajama shirt that has an Oreo and a glass of milk holding hands and says "Together Forever!" on it. Mako changed into her green yoga pants and purple tank. Rei changed into a red racer-back tank top and black sleep plants. Ami changed into her powder blue sleep pants with a light pink shirt that has a giant, dark blue wave on it. Minako, when she got back, changed into her neon-orange booty shorts (she would) and yellow shirt that has a bumble bee tumbling out of a flower. We walked downstairs, and sat down in a circle, talking and laughing.
"Let's play truth or dare!" I said. "Yuki, Kyo, you guys wanna play?" Mako asked them (A/N: Oh, BTW, Ayame, Haru, and Momiji are playing, along with Hiro and Kisa ^.^). They nodded. "I'm first!" Minako piped up. "Momiji-kun, truth or dare?" This went along for a while, Senshi daring Sohmas, before it came back to me. However, the doorbell rang. "Yay! PIZZA!" Ami got up, and "Tohru-chan, truth or dare?" "Dare, beeyotch!" She said, "I dare you to do a dance in your underwear." I grinned cheekily. "Gods, people, what is it with you and Tohru-chan's panties?" Rei smiled. "Oi! Ixnay on the panty-ay!" Mako demanded. "Do it!" Minako ordered. I stripped down to my black bra and panties which had pot leaves on them.
"Thanks Mako-chan for the pot panties." I said sarcastically. "What! It's better than the Gay Pride bra!" She retorted. I chuckled, and looked at Minako, who grabbed her iPod. "What song?" I asked. "Jizz In My Pants." We all looked at her oddly. "It's by Lonely Island!" No response. "You know! From Saturday Night Live in America?" We all kept staring at her. She sighed, and muttered some curses under her breath. "Do the dammed dance Usagi-chan." She muttered, and was about to press play when an angry Kagura stormed in.
"Kyo-chan! You forgot our date you meanie!" She grabbed his arm and dragged him out, him kicking and screaming. "WOMAN! LET ME GO! WE HAVE NO DATE!" Yuki chuckled, but suddenly jumped up. "I forgot I have to be at Kakeru's house to go over the plan for next years trips! I'll be back later!" He scrambled out the door. "Okay then." She was about to press play again, when Rin, Ritsu, Hatori, Kureno, and Akito walked in. "Hello? Hari why are you all here?" Shigure asked. "Akito wanted to visit so he made everyone who was at the main house come here." Hatori explained.
Akito walked over to Shigure and hugged him. He kissed the top of her head, and hugged her back. Minako grinned, and was about to press play when music began to play. Not the weird song Minako was talking about. It sounded like Nelly! "What's that?" I stood and ran up to my room. If my instincts were right, I knew who was out there. I ran to my French windows and swung them open. I almost stepped on Luna and Artiemis in my haste. "Gomen!" I said, and ran out onto my balcony.
I stopped at the railing, and gasped. The girls ran out behind me, and Minako squealed. It was Mamo-chan holding up a giant stereo and Nelly's Just A Dream was pouring from the speakers. He caught my eye, and grinned.
I was thinking bout her
Thinking bout me
Thinking bout us
What we gonna be?
I open my eyes, yeah
It was only just a dream
So I travel back down that road
Will she come back?
No one knows
I realize, yeah
It was only just a dream!
I was at the top
Now its like I'm in the basement
Number one spot
Now she found her a replacement
I swear now I can't take it
Knowing somebody's got my baby
And know you ain't around
Baby I can't think
Shoulda put it down
Shoulda got that ring.
Cause I can still feel it in the air
See her pretty face
Run my fingers through her hair
My lover, My life
My shawty, My wife
She left me, I'm tied
Cause I know that it just ain't right
I was thinking about her
Thinking bout me
Thinking bout us
What we gonna be?
Open my eyes, Yeah
it was only just a dream...
So I travel back
Down that road
Will she come back?
No one knows
I realize, yeah
It was only just a dream.
When I be ridin' man I swear I see your face at every turn
Trying to get my usher on but I can't let it burn
And I just hope she know that she the only one I yearn for
More and more, I miss her, when will I learn?
Didn't give her all my love
I guess now I got my payback
Now I'm in the club thinking all about my baby
HEY, she was so easy to love
But wait, I guess that love wasn't enough
I'm going through it every time that I'm alone
And now I'm wishin' wishin' she'd pick up the phone
But she made a decision that she wanted to move on
Cause I was wrong.
I was thinking about her
Thinking bout me
Thinking bout us
What we gonna be?
Open my eyes, Yeah
it was only just a dream...
So I travel back
Down that road
Will she come back?
No one knows
I realize
It was only just a dream...
If you ever loved somebody put your hands up
If you ever loved somebody put your hands up
And now they're gone and you wish you could give them everything
I jumped down from the balcony, much to the Sohmas' surprise. I stared at him for a moment, then ran towards him. "MAMO-CHAN!" I cried as I ran at him. He placed the stereo down, and held his arms open. I ran right into them, and cried into his arms. "I'M SO SORRY!" I repeated, and he held me close. "I'm sorry too. I never wanted to hurt you like that again, but I did. And I hated every moment of you not being there. I love you, Usako." "I love you too, Mamo-chan."
If you ever loved somebody put your hands up
If you ever loved somebody put your hands up
And now they're gone and you wish you could give them everything
I was thinking about her
Thinking bout me
Thinking bout us
What we gonna be?
Open my eyes, Yeah
it was only just a dream...
So I travel back
Down that road
Will she come back?
No one knows
I realize, yeah
It was only just a dream...
And, just like at the end of a movie, we kissed. We kissed for so long, Minako, Mako, and Rei started whooping, and he almost picked me up to hold me against the tree. "GET SOME TOHRU!" "WOO!" Minako and Mako cheered. I heard a faint thonk of someone hitting the floor.
We broke apart, reluctantly, and I grinned up at him. "Come to the talent show next Thursday. I'm gonna have a special song for you." I pleaded up at him. He smiled down at me, and said, "I wouldn't miss it. Will you come to my hotel with me?" He asked with a wolfish grin. "Why-OH." I smiled up at him. "But of course my prince." I stood on my tippy toes and kissed him on the cheek. I ran up to the balcony.
"TOSS ME A BAG WITH MY STUFF IN IT!" I hollered up to them. Ami nodded, and fetched it. "OOOH! Tohru, are you and Mamoru-san gonna-" "Yes. NOW SHUT THE HOLE!" I yelled. "Whatever. Use a condom!" I flushed, and I looked over at the Sohmas. Shigure and Ritsu were out for the count, and everyone else was gaping at me. I glared at the girls, who were laughing like hyenas. Ami tossed me my bag, and I ran back to Mamo-chan.
We left, and I heard Rin say, "She's not a virgin?"
Well...that certainly happened. I'm sorry, again, that this took so long, but as I said, I had severe writers block. The next chapter will be out soon, I promise.
Review PLEASE!
Until then, Ja ne!