A/N: The final chapter in Jack's Attack series. I'm QUITE SORRY it took me sooo long to update. But I couldn't figure out how I wanted it to end. So I figured I'd go with my first ending, the one that I thought of the first time I thought of this Fanfic, and if I don't like it, I'll change it later. YEAY! It's a bit of a short, kinda stupid ending, but I LIKE IT!! I also decided to cut a Jack or three out of the story, the Jakovasaur from South Park (Because he was WAAAY too annoying to be let out of THAT universe), Jack O'Lantern from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy (Because he's to closely related to Jack Skellington, and it would be stupid to have two of pretty much the same character.), and Jackie Chan (Because I don't think I could do justice to his character, on account of I don't watch that show too much.)
A/N 2: Okay, so I know I said that everyone had to be back at a certain time, but I changed my mind. And it will be revealed later in the story. I think I did a good job with this chapter, despite my slow attempts to finish it. SORRY it took me so long. REALLY.
Last Time on Xiaolin Showdown...
"Jack Skellington's my name."
"Spicer, this is Jak. Jak, Spicer."
"My name... is Jane. And this is Jack-2."
Jack Spicer, evil boy genius, is almost finished with his greatest, and most evil diabolical plan ever, EVER. He plans to gather Jacks from around the world, and establish them into one, super Jack army, that will raid the entire stock of the Xiaolin LOSER'S Shen Gong Wu. All he needed was ONE MORE JACK! And then his evil, diabolical, super cool, awesome, amazing, wonderfully evil, super evil, really evil plan could commence!
He just needed ONE LAST JACK.
Just this one Jack... Jack... NO WAY.
The last Jack on his list... was he really THAT dim? No, not really.
He just hadn't been paying attention. Yes, that was it.
The last Jack on his list had been none other than himself, Jack Spicer, Evil Boy Genius! He crossed this out with some fervor. "I'M Jack Spicer. I'M already here. So... I've got everyone!" He said, to no one in perticular, as he was floating around in the abyss the Golden Tiger Claws made for him. He made a long split in the abyss and fell out, landing in his houses sitting room. He was giddy; FINALLY a plan was comming together, and nothing was going wrong! Nothing could interfere with his evil plans for world domination now, not now that he was going to get ALL the Shen Gong Wu he could possibly want!
'It was like christmas!' He thought happily, almost twirling on the spot.
"So... you have also come for this meeting?"
"Yes, it seems that a young fellow wants my help in saving Halloween. Or, bringing BACK Halloween."
"He said he's found treasure. But in a place like this... that doesn't seem hard."
"I don't get it. Why did he want all of us? What's a group of wierd lookin' freaks like you gonna do to help him?"
There was a collective growl at the word 'freaks', but otherwise, no argument. He was right. There had to be a reason for the red head (For they were all sure he had red hair, never mind what his name was) to have called them there. The only question was... what was the REAL reason?
"I see we are all finally here! Which means, we can pursue the ULTIMATE plot" A voice said, from one of the corners of the room. The occupants looked around, until, finally, a light erupted in the front, and all could see a boy, no older than the green haired boy with the loud, talkative otter thing on his shoulder.
"Now, you may be wondering why you're here. Maybe even what you all have in common. So let me be the first to tell you. You're all JACKS! That's right. All of us. And me? I am your ever so faithful Jack ringleader. Now, I know I may have introduced myself as something different before. But that was so I wouldn't give away the surprise!" They all looked at him blankly, causing him to pause before he went on. "Uhm... anyway, just so we're clear, the chocolate pudding in the fridge is mine, but help yourselves to anything else in there. We strike... after lunch." Everone got up and scurried to the kitchen, where they found an assortment of foods Jack had his chefs prepare earlier.
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"Jack's been REALLY quiet lately. It's been a while. A couple days, hasn't it?" Raimundo Pedrosa asked his fellow dragons, who shrugged. He tossed a blue ball to Kimiko Tohomiko, who caught it and rolled it in her hands.
"I say, the quieter the better. As long as he's not here." Kimiko pouted, tossing a small blue ball to the monk to her left, Omi.
"I don't know, my friends. What if it is an evil plan to take our Shen Gong Wu?" He waved his hands and accidentally released the small blue ball, which was caught by Clay Bailey.
"If it IS an evil plan, it's a pretty lousy one." The game continued until Dojo, their small, Shen Gong Wu detecting Dragon, appeared in the garden, rushing out with a large scroll.
"KIDS! COME ON! I've been looking EVERYWHERE FOR YOU!" Clay looked around him. "Well, Dojo, you couldn't'a looked EVERYWHERE, 'cuz we've been HERE the whole time."
"Eheheh. Real clever, cowboy. Now pay attention!" Clay smirked and stood up with the others, who were giving him kudos' behind Dojo's back.
"A new Shen Gong Wu has been activated. The Magic Eraser." Everyone blinked. "I know, not a very creative name, but it serves it's purpose. It erases an opponents memory, kinda like the Wushu Guiser. Only, you know, pocket sized." ( What? Can't they have two of the same kind of Wu? I see no problem with this what so ever. :P )
In a few minutes, they had landed in a marshy area, somewhere new they had never been to before. "Okay, if you see it, just holler."
"I SEE YOU!!" A figure, clad in black, jumped down in front of them, smirking smartly, as if he knew something THEY didn't. "Jack Spicer! We didn't think you were gonna show your sorry face!" Raimundo growled. Jack couldn't help it, he laughed. He was in such an incredably good mood. "You know, I am in SUCH a good mood, that blatent act of disrespect doesn't even phase me. And do you want to know WHY? Go on, ask?"
"That's okay. We'd rather just see this plan blow up in your face like the others do." Jack shrugged. "Eh. Suit yourself. JAK-JAK!!!" He yelled, pointing at the Xiaolin Warriors. Everyone looked around, not expecting--
"A... baby? You've got a BABY to do your fighting for you?" Everyone laughed. Jak-Jak looked at them, then back at Jack, who nodded. It was a good thing Jak-Jak was really smart, and, at that moment, burst into flames. Everyone stopped laughing-- and started screaming as the baby chased them around, giggling happily.
"PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!!" Clay screamed. Omi grunted. "I can not! I might hurt the baby!!!" Once Jak-Jak had the four warriors backed into a corner, he transformed, not into his normal, cute self, but into a monsterous purple beast, a little bigger than how he used to be. The dragons screamed again. "DUDE, WHAT IS THAT THING!?!?" Raimundo yelled, pointing at the snarling beastie. Jack appeared behind him. "Cute, isn't he? Jak-Jak, watch them. I'm gonna go get the Wu." Jak-Jak nodded while keeping his eyes on the four, while Jack laughed evilly and stalked off.
"Now what are we gonna do?" Kimiko asked, trying to keep her eye on the weird toddler. "I dunno, Kim. You're the girl here. Don't you know things about babies?" Kimiko glared at Raimundo, who recoiled quickly. "Umm... Here... baby... baby?" That didn't work, as Jak-Jak growled angrily at them. They had no choice. The baby looked feirce. They might as well have whispered at it for all the good it did.
Within a few minutes, Jack came back, Magic Eraser in hand, looking astounded. "Wow. I actually thought that you might have gotten rid of Jak-Jak. Come on, time to go home!" Jack said, scooping up the normalized baby. "Later, Xiaolin Has-beens!" And with that, and a swipe of the Golden Tiger Claws, he was gone.
"Okay. That was--" Omi struggled for a word. "Wierd? I know." Clay finished for him. "Well, we don't have time to dwell on it. There's another active Shen Gong Wu! The Warrior's Gem creates a giant protective barrior for the user. Good Wu." Dojo said, enlarging himself. "Come on, we don't have all day!"
Another few minutes passed, and they were on a lovely beach, surrounded by trees. "Alright. If we can JUST get through that jungle area before--" "NO NEED TO FEAR, JACK SPICER IS HERE!!" A familiar helicopter noise could be heard, as well as Jack's "evil" taunt.
"Alright, Jack, why don't you just leave now, and we won't have to... uh... what's that?" Kimiko's rant was interrupted all too quickly. Yelling could be heard coming from the forest, and, rather sooner than later, a monkey popped out, with a medium sized gem in it's mouth, and a tall man, strangely dressed, with dredlocks in his hair chasing after him. "GIVE THAT BACK, YOU CHEEKY LITTLE A-- oh. Jack. Well. We found your gem." He said, with a genial sweep of his hat. Soon the tall man sensed something wrong behind him, and he turned. "And who's this lot?" Jack smiled. "Jack, Jack, met the Xiaolin Losers. Losers, meet Jack the monkey, and Jack Spar--"
"I'm CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow. At your service." He said, smiling. (And can't we ALL just hear his theme song now? And see the fangirls swoon?) Kimiko stared. She didn't care about the monkey... but Jack Sparrow... was...
"Hello? Kimiko? Is there anyone at your house?" Omi asked, waving a hand in front of her face. She blinked and shook her head. "What? No, I'm fine, Omi!" She said, working hard to hide the blush on her face. Jack Sparrow smiled and walked back to Jack and Jack. "I brought you your little... thing. Now. Where's the treasure?" Jack pulled out the Golden Tiger Claws and examined them. "Meh, my dad keeps it all in the store room upstairs at home. You can get it there. And again, I say. LATER XIAOLIN LOSERS!!!"
"Why does this keep happening? And WHERE did Jack get his new posse?" Rai asked, putting his hand up to his chin. "I dunno. But the Captain was kinda cute..." She said, a dreamy look appearing on her face. Dojo slithered out of hiding. "I have NO idea what you're talking about, but there's no use talking about it here. We might as well go home."
But there was no sanctuary at home either, because as soon as they got there...
"JACK SPICER!!" He stood in the middle of the courtyard, holding a few of THEIR well earned Wu. "He-hey, it's the Xiaolin Wannabe's. I figured since I was on a winning streak, I would see how far my good luck would take me." He said, examining the Eye of Dashi. "And how much is THAT worth?" Captain Jack asked, slipping it out of Jack's grip. Jack rolled his eyes as Kimiko began to swoon once again. "YOU DON'T SELL IT! You USE it. Like this. EYE OF DASHI!!" He yelled, giving the dragons only a few seconds to get out of the way. Captain Jack watched, stunned apperantly, by what it actually did. "It didn't look like it was worth that much anyway." He said, crossing his arms.
"And while I've got you ALL here... I might as well introduce you to my ALL new, ALL Jack crew!!" He said, as Jak-Jak and The Monkey Jack crawled out to see the old enemies, Monkey-Jack climbing on Jack Spicer's shoulder.
(Okay, this MIGHT get kinda confusing. But hey, what's fun without a little confusion in there? Muahaha...)
"I'd like to introduce you to... Jack, Jack, Jack, and Jack!" He said, rubbing his hands together, while four other beings popped out of the shadows. One was a giant skellital looking guy, tall and lanky with an evil grin on his face. Another was a kid, no older than Jack Spicer, with bright green hair, and a wierd weasel on his shoulders. The third was a big guy with bright blonde hair, and a young girl standing next to him, both looking angry. Lastly, a man with dark hair pinned up, and in some sort of samurai get-up jumped down from the rosters of the temple behind them.
The warriors looked around. They were surrounded. And what's worse, they were surrounded by JACKS!!
"Guys... this is bad!" Clay said, turning around and around, looking for some way out of their situation.
"You mean because we're surrounded by Jack's, or because Jack might actually win?" Omi asked, eying the evil boy genius down. "Ah-ah. Not might, WILL!" Jack said, grinning.
"Nn-actually, I was gonna mention that Chase is here..." Clay said, pointing to the sky above him. Chase had, indeed, decided to grace them with his dreary presence.
"CHASE! I KNEW you'd come. And meet your demise!" Jack growled, an unusually dark look in his eyes, geared towards the man he once admired. Chase carelessly stood in the middle of the cirlce, along with the Xiaolin Dragons. "Spicer. You worm. You actually think I'm going to let you win?" Jack pretend pouted. "Yeah, right, like YOU can do something about it? Jacks. ATTACK!!" The mob of Jacks rushed to them, kicking, transforming, biting, swordfighting, firing, special attacking and doing whatever else they could do on the overwhelmed warriors.
"There's too many of them! Th-there's no WAY we can fight--" "REPULSE THE MONKEY!" A twin cry was heard, blasting the group back. A particularly offended shreik emmitting from the monkey Jack. "Why are you fighting on the side of that worm, anyway?" Samurai Jack bowed to him. "He is an honorable trainer." Jack Sparrow, holding Kimiko away from him to stop her mad "attacking", looked at the samurai. "He told me there was treasure. There is, but I was expecting something a little more... gold." he muttered. Everyone had different reasons for following the Jacked up pied piper, and all the reasons (Except for Jack Sparrows and the Monkey Jack's, who had gotten what they wanted already) could be explained away with one very simple phrase.
"That worm is supposedly on the side of Evil. Not good." Chase said, crossing his arms and floating up into the air.
Jack Spicer, evil boy genius, stopped in his tracks, as he was trying, oh so quietly, to sneak away with what little Shen-Gong-Wu he had. He turned around, putting on his best innocent face. "Come OOOON! You don't ACTUALLY believe him? He's the one who's on the side of evil!" The Jacks looked amongst themselves, and nodded, having come to a sort of psychic agreement.
"We'll tell you what." Jack Sparrow said.
"We all have more important stuff to do than hang around here any longer." Daxter said, and Jak nodded.
"So, Jack Spicer, if you can return us back to our worlds--" Jack Skellington stepped up to him.
"Allowing each of us to deal punishment upon you, of course--" The Samurai said, just loud enough for Jack Spicer to wince when he heard it.
"Then I won't have Jack-2 here hurt you... TOO badly for betraying us." Jane smiled, patting Jack-2 on the arm, as he growled, his arm changing into a large gun.
"OK!" Jak-Jak squeeled, surprising Jack Spicer to the point of him wimpering hopelessly on the ground.
"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!! Golden--"
"And don't forget to return what you stole!" Jack Skellington yelled from behind him, scaring him into dropping whatever he had stolen anyway. He screamed girlishly.
"GOLDEN TIGER CLAWS!!" Jack Spicer yelled, leading the troop of Jacks into their own worlds, back to where they came from. "I can't believe this... stupid Chase Young... stupid traitor Jacks... Hey-hey-hey! Don't--AHHHH!!!! AAAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAA!!!"
His screaming could be heard from the temple walls as the monks laughed, knowing that Jack was finally getting his just desserts.
"But... Chase Young... I don't get it. Why did you help us?" Chase turned back to them, and coolly responded. "Because. I enjoy watching that insect squirm." He said, disappearing into the sky.
Everyone looked amongst themselves, picking up the dropped, almost stolen Wu. "You think there are more Omi's, too?" Omi asked, looking at the Denshi Bunny. Clay laughed. "I think YOU'RE the only one, pardner. But there could be other Clay's." Raimundo scoffed. "Yeah, what an interesting buncha characters THAT would be. More Raimundo's, that's what we really need." Kimiko "accidentally" hit him. "You'd think so. But more Kimiko's, now that's where it would get interesting.
All of a sudden, a hole ripped in the middle of the temple courtyard. One by one, almost half a dozen girls started popping out.
"Please be for me..." Raimundo said, blushing. One of the girls, one that looked a little older than Kimiko shook her red hair, and put her hands on her hips, her low rise pants sliding a little further down. "Sorry, I've got a boyfriend. We kinda need the help of... a Kim. We heard one was here!" Another girl, her spikey black hair up in twin ponytails and dressed in black boots walked up, looking at Kimiko. "You wouldn't happen to be named Kim-- something, would you?" She asked. A quiet girl, shy and in the back, muttered something barely audible. "...cuz we really need another one..." She said, trying to hide behind her long bangs. "That's right! Come on, Cheddar Head. Cough of the other Kims!" A tall girl wearing strange clothing and having curly hair demanded. Finally, another Asian girl, one holding mallets for a marimba, stepped forward. "You're a Kim, aren't you? Well? Come on, then! We have to defeat the evil!" She said, extending a hand out to her. Kimiko looked back to the boys, then to the other Kim's. "The evil?"
"The evil Ashley's." Kimiko tilted her head, imagining a storm of Ashley's walking down the beaten path towards the Temple.
"Here we go again!!"
End.
A/N: Yeah. That's how I originally planned to end it. With a crap load of Kim's coming from EVERYWHERE! I should have done Ashley's instead, but hey, I think we focused on evil enough for one story. I know I made some spelling mistakes, but it's freakin 2 something in the morning, I've got a test tomorrow, and I'm TIRED!! GAH!
Oh yeah, list of Kim's I used:
Kim Possible (duh)
Kimi Finster (Rugrats, All Grown Up)
Nanasawa Kimiko (MegaTokyo, don't ask, just look it up on Wikipedia, okay)
Kimmy Gibbler (Full House)
Kim Chin (Class of 3000, I've NEVER watched this show, please don't kill me if I got the character wrong.)
Woah, THAT took A LOT of web surfing. I mean, Deviant Art, Wikipedia... no, that's it. Anyways, thanks guys for bearing with me for so long. My eyes hurt. Ummm... Yeah, I'll see you next time (Probably sooner than later, as I have my next chapter done for this, I just had to get Jack's Attack out of the way). So, until then! LOOOVE!!
Halfhuman. PS: I KNOW I forgot to say something... I just don't remember what...