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Rollercoaster: The Musical Bloopers

"I think there's been a mistake," Candace said as she went up to the director. "This is the script for Rollercoaster."

"That's the script for Rollercoaster: The Musical," the director corrected.

Candace stared. "You want us to redo the same episode but with songs and dance? Are you sure that's a good idea?"

"We went through it well the first time."

The redhead regarded him dubiously before nodding. "Whatever you say." She headed for her trailer and shook her head. "This is going to be a long day."

...

Take One

Phineas threw his arms in the air and sang, "We can build a roller coaster, but this time with songs-" His voice cracked and he broke into a coughing fit.

Ferb sighed. "This is a bad idea."

"You're doing the great!" the director encouraged. "Uh...Phineas? Are you okay?"

"I can't hit those notes!" he protested, rubbing his throat.

"Just give it another shot."

Phineas groaned. "My voice is going to be shot by the end of the day."

"Good. Then I won't have to hear your whiny little voice."

Phineas scowled at Heinz. "Get this lunatic off of the set!"

"Hey!"

Take Two

"We can build a roller coaster, but this time with songs and dancing!" Phineas sang loudly. He started to go into the next verse when a fly flew straight into his mouth. Ferb covered his giggles as Phineas choked in disgust and ran around the backyard set.

"Water! I need water! What if this fly was a female? What if she was pregnant? I'm gonna have baby flies inside me!" Phineas cried.

Ferb groaned. "That is disgusting."

Take Four

Phineas poked his head around the tree trunk. "Back we're gonna be so glad that we didn't stay at home and-" As he walked around to the other side he was supposed to magically appear in a tuxedo and top hat.

He wasn't a quick change artist.

The redhead lost the tune as he tried to pull his tuxedo jacket. His foot caught on the tree root and he toppled over, his shirt covering his head. "It's stuck!"

Take Six

"Hey Ferb! I know what we're-" Phineas pressed a hand to his mouth to cover the giggles. Ferb smirked.

"Come on dude." Phineas grinned at the director. "You have the both of us dressed as cats. There is no way we're getting this done."

At that moment Isabella hurried by. "Rawr," Ferb called as she rushed by the set.

Isabella shot him an amused glance and Phineas collapsed in a fit of laughter.

Take Eleven

Phineas hung on to the lamppost as the rain dripped down his face. "Hey Ferb! I know what we're gonna do today!" He lost his grip and fell into a puddle. "Shoot! There's mascara in my eye!"

Ferb stared. "You wear mascara?"

"The makeup people put mascara on me," Phineas corrected. "You don't?"

"...no."

"Darn it." Phineas turned to stare at Buford, who was eating from the snack table. "How much did you pay my makeup people to put mascara on me?"

The burly boy grinned. "Fifty bucks."

"...revenge will be mine."

...

Ferb exited his trailer wearing a pink dress and a wig. He glowered at the director. "You must be joking."

"Nope." The director grinned. "I can't wait until Phineas sees you."

Needless to say, they didn't get that scene shot for a while.

...

Phineas glanced behind him as Candace burst into the yard. "Hey Candace! Do you like it?" His hand accidently knocked the paint can beside him over. He flinched as the contents spilled onto Candace. "Whoops..."

...

Take One

"You're goin' down, your operation exposed!" Candace sang as she went to kick open the doors. Her foot broke through the plaster and she groaned. "A little help?"

Take Three

Candace slouched back in the large office chair with an easy grin. "You think you're livin' large-" Here she swung her feet up to crush the small figurines of Phineas and Ferb-and crushed Stacy's fingers instead.

"Ouch!"

...

As Isabella sang her song Phineas pretended to pay no attention as he was lifted up to the steel base of the rollercoaster. The cable attached to the platform he was standing on snapped and he hurtled to the ground. Isabella gasped. "Phineas!"

"I'm okay," he muttered. "I think I broke my nose, but I'm okay."

...

"Hey Ferb!" Isabella called and waved.

Ferb waved back with the hand holding the hammer. He accidently let go and everyone braced themselves as it flew over the fence and into the parking lot reserved for the actors and actresses, which was located directly beside the Flynn-Fletcher backyard set.

Phineas rubbed the back of his neck the sound of shattering glass sounded. "What did you break?"

Ferb grinned sheepishly. "The windshield of Heinz's car."

"WHAT?"

...

"But I can dare to dream," Francis sang. He was about to go into the next verse when the lights suddenly shut off. "Carl!"

"Sorry, sir. I couldn't stand your singing."

"Carl!"

...

Candace sighed in exasperation. "Mom, trust me, its mooses...or meese. Do you want me to get a dictionary? Actually, you know what, I really don't know. I'm going to check this out."

"Candace, moose is already plural," the director said tiredly.

"Are you sure?"

"So what was your English mark this year?" Linda asked teasingly.

"Shut up!"

...

Heinz paced in front of Perry as he rambled. "I, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, have covered the entire eastern seaboard in tin foil... again. But this time when I put my giant magnet next to my ingenious Magnetism Magnifinator, I will pull the East in a westerly direction, thereby reversing the rotation of-wait! I just realized something. I'm going to be struck with another flying ball of tinfoil aren't I?"

"I can't wait!" Phineas chimed.

"Phineas," the director said warningly. "Heinz, finish the scene."

"Fine. But I still want that stunt double."

"Me too!" Candace hollered.

The director sighed. "Heinz, you don't have to go through all of it again. We're going to edit in where you get slammed by the giant ball of tinfoil from the first episode and you'll just shoot the new lines we've added."

"Oh good."

"...I really wanted that stunt double," Candace muttered.

...

Take One

Phineas and Ferb watched in curiosity as Heinz launched into his musical number. As the music picked up the actor tore off his lab coat to reveal much too tight black leather pants and a very small tank top. "Back in Gimmelshtump I always had to keep it real-"

"My eyes!" Phineas howled. He covered them and away from the set. "My brain! I will never forget!"

Ferb rubbed his forehead. "That was not something I needed to see."

"You're just jealous of my awesome physique," Heinz snapped.

Ferb shuddered. "Oh gross."

Take Four

"So, are we done?" one of the dancers asked. "I gotta pick my kid up from school."

"One second, just wait until it fades to black," Heinz muttered. "Okay, you can go."

Ferb frowned. "Wait. It's summer. Why would her kid be in school?"

The director blinked. "Hmm. Good question. Uh...we'll let the audience assume she's talking about summer school."

...

"You actually got a real rollercoaster this time?" Baljeet squeaked. The cast and crew were gathered in another studio that had a lot that was larger than theirs. A rollercoaster had actually been constructed in the building, complete with the bucket of mud (which was really water that would be edited to look like mud) and snakes.

"Awesome!" Buford exclaimed.

"Of course, most of the editing will have to be done in postproduction," the director said. "But we wanted this part to be real."

"Can I go?" Baljeet asked.

"Sorry, but we got fans who enjoy seeing Phineas with his best friends. We want you all here."

"Don't be a wimp!" Buford grinned. "This is going to be great!"

...

Take One

As the rollercoaster whizzed around the track, Phineas kept beat to the song. Baljeet struggled to keep his lunch down and was failing. Buford noticed his green face and yelped, "Don't you dare!"

Too late.

"...gross."

Take Three

Baljeet took some medicine to cure his nauseous stomach and they tried again. Phineas relaxed when Baljeet didn't show signs of barfing and stood up on the front of the rollercoaster, held down with a metal brace. He blew his trumpet soundly and did not notice when one of the screws on his brace snapped off.

"Phineas!" Isabella cried as the coaster made a sharp turn and Phineas started to sail off.

"Stop the ride!" Heinz hollered.

Ginger sprang up and wrapped her arms around Phineas' waist. She held on with Isabella's help until the rollercoaster screeched to a stop. "You okay?"

Phineas nodded. His face was pale. "I never thought this job would be this dangerous."

"You and me both, buddy," Heinz called from below.

...

"So now, I'm left holding a ten gate house in a twelve gate neighborhood. My accountant wants me to walk away from the whole thing. But, like, I can't do that. Just because I'm evil doesn't mean I don't care about my credit rate," Heinz ranted.

Perry flicked a loose screw at the control panel but misaimed. It hit Heinz in the eyes instead.

"Ouch!"

...

Candace stared at all the people gathered in the large studio. "Are you insane?"

"Well, we need an epic musical number to finish off the episode," the director defended.

Candace groaned. "We're never getting out of here!"

...

"Well, we hope you all enjoyed the show-" Phineas sang and jumped when he heard Isabella shriek. The girl fell off of the swing that was being pulled into the tree.

"Sorry!" she called.

"We're getting off to a good start," Ferb drawled sarcastically.

...

The director was ecstatic. The Carpe Diem song was going off without a hitch. Everyone was perfect. Phineas and Ferb jogged down the glittering runway, ready to slide into the finale. They picked up too much speed and flew off the end, crashing into the cameraman that was filming them.

The producer whistled. "That sucks."

"What does?" the director asked anxiously. "We can just shoot the end part!"

"You could, but the dunderhead at the camera left the lens cap on."

"Nooooooooo!"