"DAD! DAD, WE HAVE TO GO!"
"What are you yelling about, Dick?" Batman grumbled, looking over some photographs.
"It's the 5th!"
Freezing, Batman's wide eyes landed on the frightened Robins…
"The 5th?"
All three of them nodded, looking like frightened puppies, and the Dark Knight stood up.
"…MAKE A BREAK FOR IT!"
The four 'men' ran towards the Batmobile shrieking like frightened little girls and flailing like headless chickens.
Scrambling for the keyhole, Batman fumbled with his key ring.
"Hurry up, dad!"
"HURRY!"
"I'm trying, you little-!! WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY DAMN KEYS!?!"
"SHE'S COMING!"
Panicking now, Batman FINALLY found the right one, and stabbed it into the keyhole.
Unfortunately, he kept missing…
"DAD!"
It fit in, and he twisted sharply, unlocking all of the doors at once.
"GET IN-GET IN!"
Before anyone had buckled themselves in, or even closed the doors, the Batmobile was off.
Standing at the entrance to the Batcave, Batwoman blinked a moment before sighing.
"They ALWAYS do this right before I get my period…"