91) Don't ever mention to the Twins that you think the Seekers are cute as a joke. (Courtesy of journal129)
(The twins will try to completely obliterate the seekers)
(Megatron will laugh at Starscream's failed attempt to get away)
(And will get tackled by two Lamborghinis)
(And then when you explain to the twins that you were joking after the battle,)
(The other mechs will laugh, Sideswipe will fritz, and Sunstreaker will go into a rant about how you're the reason there's a scratch on his paint)
(And Rumble will get it all on tape for blackmail material for a cube of home-brewed high grade.)
(Sweetness.)
~.~
92) Do not under any circumstances introduce the twins to Harry Potter.
(Yeah….. so… potterhead here….)
(The twins had somehow managed to miss whenever I marathoned the movies)
(And read the books.)
(So I introduced them.)
(Long story short, Weasly's Wizarding Wheezes became real.)
(Only the Cybertronian Version of it.)
(Oh, and Megatron was from then on referred to as 'Moldywart'.)
(The twins' version of 'Voldemort')
~.~
93) When you get interested in an online computer game, don't tell the twins that they should try it.
(First mistake, getting into said game.)
(Second mistake, suggesting said game to twins.)
(Third mistake, not realizing how much they would enjoy said game.)
(They played it whenever they got the chance.)
(Sometimes while on monitor duty.)
(Prowl was pissed…)
(And then he got into the game.)
(And then Jazz checked it out.)
(And now I have a clan called 'Autobots')
(Yup, the whole base is playing now… they have two entire nights where they play the game.)
(They win… a lot.)
(I blame my strange interest in the whole 'Ninja's in space' thing.)
~.~
94) The twins are not to be ignored, for any reason.
(This one should speak for itself.)
(You. Do. Not. Ignore. The. Twins.)
(Period.)
(Ever.)
(End of subject.)
*Shudders*
~.~
95) The twins are not fond of repeating noises.
(When I'm writing and I can't think of what to say…)
(I click my pen…)
(Over and over and over again.)
(They apparently don't like that.)
(And don't even think about tapping on the keys of your keyboard.)
(That is a no go too…)
(They will tell you exactly where to shove your habit.)
(And then proceed to hide all of your pens and make your keyboard as silent as possible.)
(Oops?)
~.~
96) Whenever a bot makes the statement, 'wonder what would happen if…', run away.
(Especially if it's Wheeljack.)
(I'm just saying.)
(This is a very good rule)
(This should have been rule number one.)
~.~
97) Do not ever for any reason utter the statement, 'Wonder how well that would blow up.'
(Once again, especially if it's around Wheeljack…)
(Or the twins.)
(Because things will explode.)
(And then the officers will be mad at you.)
(Because you asked the question.)
(And made Wheeljack and/or the twins wonder the same thing.)
(Frag them.)
~.~
98) There are some things you just do not touch.
(Sunstreaker's collection of paint being one of them.)
(And Ratchet's wrenches for another.)
(Let's just say that I convinced a certain mech who can sneak around easily to take Ratchet's wrenches.)
(And that this certain mech, hid them for me.)
(But knew what Ratchet would do when he found out…)
(And made sure to leave a note saying that I would know where they were.)
(And then, this mech didn't bother to tell me where they were.)
(Ratchet was pissed… I was pissed.)
(It was not a happy day for this mech.)
(I'll give you a hint)
(This mech is the TIC)
~.~
99) When a television show says, 'do not try this at home' DO NOT TRY IT AT HOME.
(I'm looking at you twins.)
(There is a reason why the Mythbuster's say that.)
(It's fragging dangerous.)
(So you SHOULDN'T DO IT AT HOME.)
(I will not protect you from Ratchet's wrath when it goes wrong.)
(So, DO NOT TRY IT AT HOME.)
(Hope I made myself clear.)
(I'm watching you two.)
~.~
100) Don't let the twins get ahold of your laptop/writings.
(Just…. Don't.)
(They will tease you endlessly.)
(So… yeah…. Just… don't.)
~.~ ~.~
Well frag me running backwards… 10 new rules for the guideline! This is different.
So I got the random ideas…. Let me know what you guys think! And suggestions are always welcome! XD
~Chistarpax