Ten Things You'll Never Hear Coming From

by Temari 88

Sorry you guys, but this story has been put on DISCONTINUED due to some problems, BUT if you want to read more of this look for 'Things Happening To...', which is the new version! :D

10. Kiba

TEN THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR COMING FROM…

KIBA

1) "Ugh! What's this awful smell?!... Oh, it my jacket… maybe it's time to change it…?" [adapted from Ayase Reincarnated's suggestion: thanks :D]

2) "Dogs…?? I can't stand them: they're covered in fleas and stuff…! Eww!" [kindly suggested by Lerryn: thanks :D]

3) "That Shino kid scares me. Sometimes I wonder if he's really alive; I mean he almost never moves, or talks, or blinks – hell I can't even see his eyes! – and, um, does he breathe?"

4) "These triangles I have on my cheeks are not tattoos… they're – uhm – actually they're b-burns… yeah – I don't know how, but I burned myself while trying to iron Akamaru after his bath…" [under hypnosis]

5) "Grrrr!!! Wof! Wof!" [argues with Akamaru]

6) "Would you turn the volume up?!?! How the hell am I supposed to hear you, if you whisper so lowly, eh Hinata?!"

7) "Man… with this flu I can't smell anything… where's my jacket??"

8) "If I hate dogs, why do I have to be part of the Inuzuka clan?? I'll establish a new clan! The Nekozuka clan!! Hell yeah!!" [Inu= dog; Neko= cat]

9) "Kyyaaahhh! Akamaru! You can't jump on me like you did before: you're bigger than a bear, dammit, you wanna kill me?!"

10) "I've finally understood why Naruto and me never seem able to stay calm around each other: dogs and foxes are too similar so they are bound to fight…"