Decision Time
Disclaimer: Katekyo Hitman Reborn! does not belong to me. It belongs to Amano Akira-sensei! Besides, it belongs me, I would make sure Giotto is Tsuna's father instead of stupid Iemitsu.
"So, did the plan went successful for you?" Giotto asked as he entered the meeting room. Giotto was the last to reach as his paperworks took awhile to be finished.
The guardians once again were gathering in the meeting room one by one, each having a headache on the same problem. All of them groaned at the same time except Alaude, who remained silent but his face clearly shows frustration.
"Don't remind me..." G took out Hayato's list throwing it on the table, "I didn't even know Hayato was using me as a role model. Look at what he wrote." he pushed it to Giotto before collapsing on one of the chair.
Giotto snickered at the first few until he saw 'Dynamites' and followed by 'I want to try smoking'. Giotto immediately glared at G "What's with the dynamites and smoking? He's only a 6 years-old kid!"
"That's what I exactly thought. He must have been watching me all along without me knowing..." the list came flying towards G's face and smacked him in the face. "Ow... What's that for, Giotto?"
"That, is for being a bad influence to Hayato." Giotto deadpanned.
"Ugetsu, what about you?" Giotto switched his target to Ugetsu.
"Hahaha! I'm just kind of worried of my son's mistaken meaning of 'fighting' with 'playing'. But I still couldn't figure what to get for him." Ugetsu replied as he placed Takeshi's list on the table.
Giotto and G read it together and sweat dropped that the same time, 'Get Kyoya-nii to not play with Mukuro-nii only so much!'
"You sure your kid is ok?" G gave him an 'are you serious' face.
"Haha. I'm pretty sure he's ok."
"Well, it's better for him not to know about fighting." Giotto reasoned as he placed the list down.
Giotto next glanced at Knuckle, who was praying to god for something. "Knuckle, any luck?"
Knuckle snapped out of his prayers and said-shouted "MORE THAN HALF OF RYOHEI'S WISHES CAN'T BE FULFILLED TO THE EXTREME!"
Despite being used to the loud voice, they each winced that it.
"Really? Let me see the list." Giotto put his hand out and waited for Knuckle to give it to him. Knuckle searched around in his pocket and after awhile, he finally found it and gave it to Giotto.
This time, Giotto read it and passed it on to G and followed by Ugetsu. Each of them only understood a little of the content and looked at Knuckle for translation. Knuckle explained everything to them which made them more confused as it was more filled with 'EXTREMEs'. G and Knuckle started arguing which left Giotto and Ugetsu to their own devices to solve it.
"Let's cancel the 'EXTREMEs' and 'TO THE EXTREMEs'. It will be like a normal sentence." Giotto suggested.
"Good idea." Ugetsu grabbed a pencil that was lying on the table for some reasons, and started to do as told. A few minutes passed and they re-read the list without the 'EXTREMEs' and 'TO THE EXTREMEs'.
"Finally." huffed Giotto. "Now I understand what you mean. Do tell us why his list is like that?"
The trio stared at Knuckle, "I DON'T KNOW TO THE EXTREME! I FAIL AS AN UNCLE! I SHOULD EXTREMELY GO REFLECT ON MY MISTAKES NOW!" and he was at the corner the room emo-ing.
The others were speechless for awhile and carried on, ignoring the emo-Knuckle. "Alaude, you?"
"Hn." he threw Kyoya's list on the table.
They scanned the list and counted out of 16, 5 of them about 'biting people to death', and to Giotto's horror, he almost fainted when he saw 'A kiss from Tsunayoshi'.
"A-ALAUDE! WHAT'S THIS!" Giotto shouted while pointing at the wish. "WHY DOES KYOYA WANTS A KISS FROM MY TSU-KUN!"
"Hn. No idea."
"NO IDEA YOU SAY! HE'S YOUR SON!" Giotto's now screaming, no longer shouting.
Ugetsu quickly tried to calm Giotto down, "Maa maa... Giotto relax—"
"HOW CAN I RELAX, UGETSU! ALAUDE'S SON IS AFTER MY TSU-KUN'S FIRST KISS!" ranted Giotto.
"Giotto, have you forgotten Kyoya is very protective of Tsuna?" Ugetsu tried again.
"THAT'S WHY—"
"What that flute idiot is saying is Kyoya is having Brother-complex." G explained before Giotto could finish.
"He doesn't want others to get Tsuna's first kiss, so he want to take it first." Alaude concluded.
"B-BUT THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN EVERYTHING!" wailed Giotto.
Alaude snapped and threatened, "Shut up, or I'll arrest you!"
Giotto sobbed but nonetheless, kept quiet. G decided to take over the job and asked "Oi, you lazy idiot. Did you get an idea?"
Lampo knew G was talking to him but decided against to answer and placed Lambo's list on the table and went back sleeping.
"Tch. Lazy idiot." G snatched the paper off the table and started reading. He too like Lampo gave up halfway and stopped reading.
"I swear that Lambo must be insane to write these." G passed it on to Ugetsu—who nicely finished the whole list— to Alaude, and finally Giotto who was calming down. They ignored the emo-Knuckle again and all of them gave the 'what the heck?' face except Alaude who remained expressionless as usual.
"Let's ignore this." Giotto added after he was finish. The list was practically making no sense and no one want to get in trouble to fulfil them.
"Daemon? Where's he?" Giotto questioned as they all just realized Daemon was the only one not in the meeting room.
"Ow! Urgh! It's been so long since I last ran!" a pained voice came from the door.
Giotto and the others—including emo-Knuckle— watched the door as it opened, revealing a fatigue Daemon.
"Daemon? What happened to you?" Giotto asked.
"Nufufufu... Nothing happened. Just had a little run..." Daemon trailed off as he remembered his experience.
"Hahaha! Great! I thought you were caught in Mukuro's illusion and it chased you, causing you to run for your life without realizing it was just an illusion. You gave up running and ended up you then realized it was just an illusion prank by Mukuro!" laughed Ugetsu.
None of them saw Daemon's palling face except Alaude who smirked with joy. "Are you dumb, flute idiot? There's no way Daemon Spade, the master of illusion, got tricked by his own son's illusion—right...?" G glanced at Daemon and immediately took back his words. "Don't tell me you really did got owned by your own son's illusion?"
Daemon quickly left Mukuro's and Chrome's list on the table and tried to disappear into the mist but was stopped by Giotto, who was trying his best to not laugh. "Daemon, stay. No one's laughing at you." says the man that's going to laugh any time soon.
"No. I can see you are going to laugh soon so I'm not staying here for you guys to laugh at!"
Giotto shot the ones that were laughing a 'laugh-and-you-will-regret' face. They fell silent as they still wanted to live a long time.
"See? No one's laughing. Now stay."
"Hmph." Daemon reluctantly stayed.
Reading through the last two lists, they started with Chrome's as they hoped to remain their sanity even for awhile longer.
"Hmm... Chrome's list seems more normal than others..." Giotto trailed off.
"But 9 of them are hard to fulfil since it's about the other kids. And the other 5 could be fulfilled." G continued.
The other guardians nodded in agreement except Alaude again, who replied 'Hn.'
"Who wants to read Mukuro's?" G asked. Nobody wants to lose their sanity.
*Yawn*
All of them turned to Lampo who just woke up. They smirked as they found the victim.
"Here, Lampo. Read it." G handed the list to Lampo and backed off.
"Hm? Ok." Lampo read the list out loud, each wish he read he got even paler. When he finished, Lampo fainted. Apparently, if the person wasn't an illusionist and reads the letter, he/she would suffer from illusion attacks.
"I knew it! Mukuro set that trap for us!" Giotto exclaimed as he pointed at the unconscious Lampo.
"You should bring that son of yours to a doctor soon. I swear he's psycho!" G glared at Daemon.
"You should bring your son to Dog Training Centre! He's an untamed puppy!" Daemon retorted.
The two glared and started fighting.
"Let's ignore them." Giotto whispered to others who nodded.
"Ah! Giotto, you didn't say anything about yours!" Ugetsu smiled at Giotto.
"Right... I forgot about myself. Anyway, look at Tsuna's list." Giotto placed a long list on the table and the list is about as long as Lambo's.
"Why is Tsuna's wishes getting weirder the longer the list goes?" G stopped fighting to read Tsuna's list and only to find it... Odd.
Giotto sighed, "I think he doesn't know what to write anymore so it ended up like that."
After a few moments of silence, "So, what are going to get for the kids?" Knuckle asked.
"Hm... How about we classify them into categories first?"
The wishes are classified into these following categories: Pets, Food, Weapons, Kids, ETC and Can't Fulfil.
"Done. Now what?" Ugetsu asked as he passed the papers back to Giotto.
"Hm... Get Lampo to wake up first."
After another round of shouting, Lampo woke up and joined them in the meeting table.
"Let's start brainstorming." declared Giotto.
The meeting went on for at least two hours before the young adults decided their presents.
That's all for decision making. It's more like them asking each other about their situation. DAEMON'S A SPOILED KID HERE! Lampo's the victim of this chapter :x Sorry Lampo *bows*
Ok, I'm worried. I don't think I can do Varia's and Millefiore. At most Enma only DX I'm sorry X( To: Guest 12/20/12 . chapter 8 Can you tell me please why would the others make fun of mukuro's birthday? Hm.. I'm not really sure but his birthday is June 9. Perhaps is made up his fandom number, 69? Or something to do with his name.
Right, sorry about the grammar errors again. Like usual, my English is still horrible but I will try to improve it :x
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