A/N: Hey. This chapter is dedicated to AinsleyWright on where I also post some stories. She asked me to write the chapter where they actually go and break into the Zoo. So, I did. Let me know what you think.
I didn't proofread it for mistakes so I'm sorry for any grammatical errors.
The dialogue is the same because I write them on my phone. For anyone new here it is:
£ Felicity
€ Diggle
" Oliver
« Tommy
that's a random security guard
£I hate you Tommy!
«SHH! People will hear you! Just cut the links, its not that hard. Rosey the Riveter would be soooo disappointed in you...
£Forgive me, I left my bandana at home tonight.
«Right next to your muscles apparently.
€You gonna let him talk to your lady like that?
"If you know what's good for you don't call her that. She'll kick all our asses. One time I tried to stick up for her and she made me sleep on the couch for a week."
«There you go Lis! Get that next one too!
£I think you're a little too excited.
«I think you're not excited enough. Ahh! Duck!
£Tommy get your hand off my mouth and you're body off of mine! You're crushing me!
«Thats all muscle. Its too late Lis, had you not said yes to Ollie this could all be yours.
£I'll pass.
"Tommy! What the hell! Why're you on top of my fiancé?"
«There was a guard coming. I heard footsteps.
€Pretty sure that was us. You should probably get off the Arrow's fiancé now.
£Alright, ladies lets get this tea party over so I can go home to my babies.
"What about me?"
£You were grouped in there.
«She just winked at you. I see who wears the pants in this relationship.
£Okay. I'm climbing in there and touching the first one that I see. Plan?
«No! I want to pick it! Look at that little one right there. Look he's screaming 'touch me Felicity'.
€Its okay Felicity. I'm horrified for you.
"I think you broke her"
«Yeah, it wasn't meant to sound like that. Okay, get in there and pet yourself a penguin!
£Ahh! Tommy, you know I love you. But right now you are so far up on my hack list that I'll only warn you one time. Touch my ass again and I'll sever your arms. Then I'll burn them in the in the bon fire that I start with all of your money. 'Kay?
«'Kay...is it wrong to find you more attractive now?
£YES!
"YES!"
€YES!
«Okay. Jeez. Don't have a coniption...word of the day calendar.
€Oh. I thought that word was a little too big for you.
«Dig, its getting harder for me to remember you love me when you say things like that. [...] Oh, shit...
£Ahhh!
€You're a dead man, Merlyn.
«I know. But watching her slip on a rock and fall in was totally worth it. Look! She keeps slipping...
"Want me to come help you? Wait! Watch that patch right there"
£I swear to god Oliver. Don't make me want to divorce you already...come here precious...I just want to pet you...there we go cutie...
€She's good at that.
"Yeah. You should see her with her cousin Jeremy. He's only five and he's putty in her hands"
«Careful she might start milking you for a bun in the oven...I'm not sure that made sense but I'm sticking to the statement.
€Thats true. Have you guys talked about kids yet?
"We'll figure it out."
«Thats a no. You should get on that. I mean the conversation...not your wife.
"Thanks I got that."
«Just clarifying.
£Yes! I did it! In your face!
HEY!? WHO'S OVER THERE?
£Crap! Its the fuzz! Quick come rescue your damsel.
"Oh, now you're a damsel?"
«Everyman for himself! And Felicity!
€You're on your own.
£Shut up and help me out.
"Alright, grab my hand. Have I told you today how much I love you?"
£Not recently.
"Remind me to tell you later. When we've evaded the police."
£Bet its weird for you to be running from the cops in regular clothes.
"No, I'm friends with Tommy, so I'm used to it."
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