Hello.

My name is not randomnezz4eva123, and the other names I've listed in this fic are completely fictional and made up. However, they were referring to actual people.

We will get to that.

I should start with an introduction. You can call me Pruu.

Today, considering the four year anniversary of this fic is coming up, I decided to update it. I had all the elements planned out, I even have eager friends and fans who were helping me in the sidelines.

Then I started writing, and it didn't feel legit anymore. it felt like I was trying too hard to be funny and it was becoming too obvious.

This fanfiction, as you will now have guessed, was written to troll. Friends of mine I am no longer in contact with came to me when Homestuck was still a big thing. I was keen on writing a trollfic, but I wasn't sure what to write one for. I was big on Harry Potter but obviously My Immortal takes the throne for that fandom.

So one of them, Zee, made the suggestion that I write a troll fanfic for Homestuck.

'But Zee.' I said at the time. 'I don't read Homestuck.'

'Exactly.'

Then it all clicked into place.

I, a perfectionist with my writing, could write a trollfic for something I knew near to nothing about but the names of some of the characters, and badwrite for fun. The first few chapters were a lot of fun. I didn't expect it to even get noticed, actually. Like so many people were attempting to write these bad troll fics at the time on purpose.

Then I checked the fic one day, and it suddenly had almost 200 reviews. My friends were messaging me telling me how people were starting to do dramatic readings and people were talking about it on tumblr.

It was like there was a huge amount of pressure on my shoulders. Some people thought I was legit, and were either enjoying the story or angry at me for being illiterate. Some people were congratulating me in reviews for making an excellent trollfic. I have to say my favorite review was whoever left me the Bee Movie script. Shout out to you, buddy.

Anyone who PM'd me, I'd explain to them the truth. I am not a rabid young Homestuck fangirl. I am an adult, who aspires to one day write, and was looking to have a little fun.

Then people started making fanart, more dramatic readings. I met up with some real life friends at a cosplay meet up in London, and I mentioned in passing I wrote Homestuck high. One of them got onto her knees and started bowing to me before telling me people read this fanfic out loud at meets? Like it was insane. My online friends told me how in school their friends knew and had read my fic without them even prompting them to read it. It was insane.

Recently, playing an online game, I met another new friend and I mentioned a couple of months later I wrote this fic, since we were reading bad fanfics. She screamed over the call and called me her senpai. It's bizarre. Someone I didn't even meet through anything relating to this fic, and she lives on the other side of the world. She read it.

So. I'm sitting here today, and I'm attempting to write chapter ten. Hey, believe it or not, I did have a coherent storyline I was attempting to follow. I thought it was pretty cool. I had it all planned out. The final chapter would be written in my actual style of writing, in-depth, with proper characterization, as I unveiled the plot behind Homestuck high.

However, as you can tell, that is no longer going to happen.

For those of you who are curious - the plot went a little along the lines of everything past chapter one was happening inside Karkat's head while he was in a coma. His reality was morphed so really everything that happened didn't actually happen, it was all a confused mess in his mind. I planned on fleshing this out a little better by the time I got to the end of the fic but there you go.

I guess I really don't know what else to say? When I started this, I said to my friends this:

'Once this gets a TVTropes page, is just as popular/has been compared/is considered to be the My Immortal of the fandom, then I will stop. Oh, and once manwithoutabody does a dramatic reading of this fic.'

Unfortunately the latter has yet to happen, but I feel like 2/3 goals are good right? Shout out to whoever made this into a TVTropes page! When I saw it I screamed with joy. It's what I wanted. And this has been apparently, widely considered the My Immortal of the Homestuck fandom. Yay for achieving goals!

So, on that note, I don't want to ruin something that this fandom, clearly loves. I don't want to spoil it with forced jokes and drag it out any longer. Consider this, the closing note on the chapter.

It was fun, and I really did enjoy this while it lasted.

Thank you.

Also, I would like to add something here.

This is addressed to everyone who ever thought telling someone to kill themselves is okay.

Imagine now, that I was legitimately a thirteen year old girl, not the best at writing, and I was receiving messages to kill myself. Imagine you were actually telling a child to go and kill themselves because their writing was not up to par or standards. Thankfully, considering this was a joke, I was able to laugh these off, but I didn't want to leave without bringing this up.

It is never okay to tell someone to kill themselves. Ever. On anon, on your account, it is not okay.

I don't care who you think you are, that is not okay.

Think twice next time you tell someone to do that. In this case, I'm brushing it off. I don't care. But one day, you might say that to the wrong person, and they'll do it.

Think before you speak.

Peace.

any questions you may have for me or anything you want to know, please ask. I will make a video answering them all. I also have a tumblr. It's the penname for this account (randomnezz4eva123) . tumblr . com