Kay, here goes! This is a quite...dramatic chapter. It was interesting to write...ah well. Onto typing it now! I must warn you; Bella is very OOC for most of this chapter...Alice...is just awesome. Edward is fine, and Nessie gets paranoid. It's fun!

Chapter 10

French

Nessie, Edward, Bella, Alice

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Did you talk to Grandpa Carlisle, Dad?

No...he's been avoiding me.

Any idea why?

Are you sure? It might just be your imagination.

Avoiding? That doesn't sound like him...did you do something to tick him off?

No, I didn't. He must know something I don't.

Well, duh, read his mind!

I'm disappointed in you, Edward.

Wow, Dad...simply amazing...I never thought you capable of doing something this idiotic...or should I say, not doing.

Uh...of course! I'll do that right away...

Wow. I don't know what to say. That was just sad. You should have said that he was blocking you or something.

Smooth.

Congratulations.

That's not exactly what I meant...I meant I can't.

Now you cover.

You can't?

You can't what? Read Grandpa's mind?

No, I can't. It's just...gone.

Maybe it's the illness.

I wonder if that means I'm going to go crazy again...

Hopefully not.

Duh! Just look and see! ...you can still do that, right?

I don't think you'll go crazy.

...

Wow, Auntie Alice. Very...wait. Doest that mean you can't see?

Alice? -alarmed-

Yeah, and...OOOOWWWW! MY STOMACH!

I like duct tape.

...-is scared-

BELLA! ALICE? Renesmee.....?!

Ha ha, just kidding. I'm fine...ooooh crap, no I'm not...ooooooh........blood....-passed out-

I wonder what the air looks like when it's not invisible.

I'm honestly terrified here...Daddy? Mommy? Auntie Alice? What's going on?

Bella!!! Alice, stop pretending! Look after Bella!

...

Etre is to be.

...Okay, time for panic mode.

Bella! Alice? What are you...oh no. DAMN IT! RENESMEE! GET CARLISLE! YES I AM TELLING YOU TO SKIP CLASS!

-throws up then passes out again-

1, 5, 2, 9001, lamp, 20...

Okay, he's in the middle of open-heart surgery...can't exactly just drop that. He says he'll deal with it when we all get home.

-sigh- Of course he is. Well, what do we do then!??! I don't know...! -sigh- Renesmee? Suggestions?

Ooooh...I'm thirsty...Nessie? Nessie? Who...-passes out-

I'm a little spider, short and tall...

Um...um...um...we can panic?

ALICE! SPEAK PROPERLY! -hopes to shock her back to reality-

Stop yelling at Jacob, Edward...-passes out again-

Where did Fred jump to?

Can we panic now?

NO. WE CAN NOT PANIC NOW.

I'm awake now...I'm thirsty. Edward, don't panic. I just...I...I...-sees her own blood and passes out-

I = cauliflower bat.

Please? It would be soooo much easier than trying to ignore the craziness, and – Dad? You look even paler than normal now...

-dizzy- Don't worry, I'm...-wince- fine.

...

Oh, look at me that what BAAA!

Panic...rising...must...get out of...BUILDING! Oh, no, wait...I suppose I can last 35 more minutes...ugh...Daddy, please don't die...

-whimper- Stay....calm...Nessie...

...

COW!

-whimper- Daddy?!?!?!?! -tear-

-shaking- Yes.........? -heavy breathing-

No...Edward! -crawls over to him-

Jasper aller! NOO!

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?! My favourite family members are dying...and the only person who can help is currently busy...please, guys, at least try to hold on until we get home!!! Then we'll all be fine, right? Right?! Please say yes!!!!

-groan- Yes...

Edward...don't go...

HAPPY NEW ETRE!!!

NOBODY IS DYING YET! NOT UNTIL WE GET HOME!!! .........right......?

........right.........

Right. Oooooh, I see blood...stay awake stay awake stay......-passes out-

There was a barber and his llama, and it ate meow mix, meow mix, please deliver.

No! Mommy! Please! Try harder to stay awake!

...stay........awa...........

...

The organ of home is brushed with Pokemon! Gotta catch em all! KINGDOM HEARTS!

DADDY!!!! MOMMY!!! NO!! COME ON!!! Just five more minutes...please...

...................Rensemee...............

I'll...I'll be okay, I just need blood. I'm soo thirsty.

I EATED YOU!

No, come on guys! Five more minutes! Then we can run as fast as we can, get home, and Grandpa Carlisle can take care of you!!!

........Somehow, I don't think we'll be running very fast..........

No, we won't be...

TWISTER! Don't fall up!

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There we go...ah, Alice...if it weren't for her, this would be too dramatic and sad and...pretty poorly written, looking at it from an author's POV, but hey. It was fun! And you guys seem to like these notes, so that's just an added bonus! Seriously, though, if this really happened, it would take a miracle for nobody else in the classroom to notice...I mean, there are two people randomly dying, one person gone totally insane, and another in full on panic mode. Why the hell wouldn't somebody notice all this?! Ah well. It's Fanfiction. It doesn't have to make sense. If it made sense, and was realistic, it wouldn't be called Fan fiction, now would it? Okay, I'll shut up now. REVIEW!