Act 1 Scene 8

Quirrell: I thought walking home drunk was hard before.

Voldemort: We should have realized that with both of us drinking into one belly we'd get twice as drunk. Hey Quirrell, Quirrell, Quirrell, Quirrell, Quirrell, Quirrell, Quirrell, Quirrell, Quirrell, Quirrell,

"Did he really have to so it so many times?"

"Well, he's drunk."

You remember that girl you were talking to, you remember that girl you were talking to well I was talking to her sister on my side.

Quirrell: Oh, so that's why she freaked out when we stood up.

Both: She didn't know that we were the same person!

Harry opened his mouth once again

"He's drunk."

He snapped his mouth shut and sunk into the coach to sulk

Quirrell: You know I haven't had this much fun since Nearly Headless Nick's Death Day Party of '91.

"Ya fun," Ron snorted

"You've been to one of those?" Draco asked , obviously disgusted

"Of course we have Malfoy. You can't turn down an invitation to a ghost. It's rude!" Hermione said annoyed at his behavior.

Malfoy looked down at his feet and grumbled a very forced apology.

Voldemort: I haven't had this much fun since, uh yeah, well shit I can't ever remember having this much fun!

"I didn't even know he was capable of having that much fun," Harry grumbled.

In return he got a stern scolding from his mum, a very cut- short laugh from his father, also withering under the glare of Lily Potter, and a very fake appalled look from Tom. That boy could never act. No wonder he was evil.

Quirrell: You never had fun, ever? Doing-doing anything? Maybe that's why you're so evil.

Tom looked into his lap and wrung his hands nervously.

Voldemort: Yeah, maybe. Definitely to do with the fact that Muggles and Mudbloods make me sick to my stomach.

Hermione held up her palm when Tom opened his mouth to make a statement. She new all to clearly what he was going to say

But uh-but uh, yeah I guess you could be right. I guess. I mean it's kind of funny.

Quirrell: What is it Voldemort?

Voldemort: Oh it's just that I never-I never ever really ever-I never really ever, ever really ever considered another reason for me being so evil because normally I just kill people that try to get me to open up you know? Oops! But, uh, it's kinda nice to just talk.

Quirrell: Yeah, you know I have to admit, I was kind of nervous when you demanded to attach yourself to my soul.

"I could sense that," Tom huffed.

Voldemort: Yeah, I could sense that.

Everyone laughed while Tom just shrugged his shoulders

Quirrell: But like, now I think it's-it's kinda cool. It's like having a really close roommate or even a-

Voldemort: Yeah, like a slave, like a-like a Death Eater.

"He's hopeless."

Quirrell: No man, it's like having a friend.

"Aww!" Ginny and Hermione cooed.

The boys stared at the girls in wonder.

Voldemort: I've never had a friend before.

Quirrell: Well, it looks like you got one now.

Voldemort: Who would have thought at the beginning of this year we would feel like that for each other? I guess everything is different between us now, huh?

"Here we go again."

"Why am I ALWAYS singing!"

Quirrell (singing): I guess it's plain to see, when you look at you and me. We're different, different as can be.

Both: We simply guarantee when you look at you and me, we're different, different as can be.

Quirrell: It's a comedy of sorts, when you're bound to Voldemort.

Voldemort: And I'm happy as squirrel, as long as I'm with Mr. Quirrell.

Both: We'll lead him to the slaughter and we'll murder Harry Potter.

Harry paled while the other glared at the now shrinking Dark Lord

We're different, different, different, different as can be!

So hi! Been a while hasn't it? Ya, sorry bout that. But I am about to make it up to you by reveling a big part of this story! Ginny is pregnant! Ya so there you have it goodbye! R&R!

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