Chapter 10.
High - Speed Chase
"Practise poses for the red carpet," said Eva, "Become an enviromentalist, but still fly private when necessary."
The engine on Dr Shadadenfreude's ride went revs and went over a bridge.
"A shrink ray?" asked Jacyln, "Oh, that's a genius plan for stealing a monster."
"I don't come down to where you work . . ." said Dr Shadadenfreude, "That's right. You don't work. So shut your cake hole! Now, to shrink Igor and steal his monster."
Dr Shadadenfreude aimed his Ray at Igor's vechiel, at that moment a doe came walking by. Igor gasped and quickly drove around the doe as a blue energy beam shrank it.
"Oh, God!" said Igor, "Did I hit it?"
"No," said Jane, "You did not hit it."
Suddenly there came beeping and as Igor turned to look, a Red dot appeared.
"What the . . .?" he said. His tyres screech as the blue energy beam shrank a tree. Igor drove faster.
"Pull over!" said Brain, "I'm getting jar sick!"
"Someone's trying to shoot us!" said Gorem.
"Paparazzi!" said Eva, "Why can't those vultures leave me alone?"
"This has totally ruined my spa day!" whimpered Brain as Igor drove faster and faster.
Dr Shadadenfreude shot again and a bit of the bridge shrank causing his ride to fall to the ground and countining to chase Igor and his friends.
"To the right! To the right!" he shouted.
"This is the worst car service I've ever used," said Eva as Igor drove more faster and faster. Dr Shadadenfreude shot again causing a crossing Rock to shrink leaving a cliff.
"Now I get to watch you, Jane, Gorem and Honedge die," said Scamper.
"Hold on!" said Igor.
Igor, Eva, Jane and Gorem screamed as the vechiel jumped over the cliff and landed on the other side. Dr Shadadenfreude's ride jumped over the cliff too and countined to chase them.
"Fire the rocket booster," said Dr Shadadenfreude.
"I can't see who it is!" said Igor.
"Here I come!" said Dr Shadadenfreude.
"Oh!" said Brain, "My beautiful face!"
"No more Doctor – Don't – Kill – Anybody," said Dr Shadadenfreude and he fired again causing another Rock.
"We're not gonna make it!" said Igor, ""We're not gonna make it!"
Igor, Eva, Jane and Gorem screamed again as the vechiel tumbled and fell on it's side.
"If only you'd made yourself indestructible," said Scamper.
This gave Jane an idea and she quickly shouted:
"Who wants to be a big movie star!?"
"Me! Me!" said Eva, "I do!"
The blue energy beam bouced off and reflected back at Dr Shadadenfreude's Ride, causing Dr Shadadenfreude and his two minions to shrink. The vechiel broke in halve and half of it dangled over the egde causing Igor to screamed as he fell but suddenly he felt something grabbed his hand, he looked up to see it was Jane holding his hand in her mouth and her tail was being held by Scamper and he was being held by Brain. Gorem and Honedge were still on the edge.
"This is a good time," said Igor, "To curb your suicidal tendencies."
"Hey," said Brain, "I can see my room from here."
Meanwhile:
A Rat sniffed Dr Shadadenfreude and his two minions.
"Oh! Ugh!" said Dr Shadadenfreude, "Go away! Look, I'm very important."
"Ew!" said Jacyln scaring the Rat away, "What's that smell? Oh. Yes, wait, it's the big, whopping stench of failure."
"Ironincally," said Dr Shadadenfreude, "At an inch tall, you still have the biggest mouth in Malaria."