"Square One"

Disclaimer: I still...have not been able to buy out Square-Enix.

Author's Note: Well, I had a feel I didn't like this chapter after not reading it for so long, but it's alright. It has a highlight of the game. Well, for me. So. Enjoy.

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Crappy Plays and First Time Battles

No more vacation.

But that's okay. Too many hangovers, odd dreams, and all that other good, fun stuff. But we did get to stay at Gold Saucer for awhile. I always wanted to go there when I was little, but it turned out to be a shitty park that wants to take as much gil as they can from you.

When we stayed there, Tseng and Reno made me see a crappy play with Elena.

Because they're evil. Some day, I'll have revenge.

Well, anyways, now we have Reeve spying on Avalanche by using a stuffed mog.Amazing how they were dumb enough to just let him tag along with them. Not Lockheart, but...them.

Something happened at Gold Saucer, and Avalanche ended up in the prison beneath the park. While they were there, Elena, Reno, and I were over in Gongaga.

Now..

I'm just gonna have to murder Reno one of these days. Breaks my TV, makes me go out with Elena to shitty plays, and..this.Today.

We were in Gongaga for about 3 days. Reno had to deal with Elena. Elena had to deal with Reno. I had to deal with them.

Eventually, Elena got all...pissed off for some reason or another and left me to deal with the biggest pain in the ass ever, Reno. And so we cue my memory.

"Hey Rude, who do you like?"

I turned away. I didn't wanna talk about my crush on our...enemy.Really..Rufus would shoot my big toe with his shot gun. And we all know that would really fucking hurt.

"What are you getting so embarrassed about? Come on..who do you like?"

So..Just to..get him off my back.

"...Tifa."

Now..about 25 feet away we have Lockheart, the Ancient, and Mr. Ignorant. With someone coming up behind them.

"Hm..that's a tough one. But poor Elena..She...you."

So, apparently going to shitty plays with a girl is pretty serious for Reno. He doesn't ask for much, I see now.

Anyways, I told him that she likes Tseng.

"No..She likes Tseng."

"I never knew that!But..Tseng likes that Ancient."

Idiot. Then again, I never knew that.

I'm pretty sure, Avalanche had heard that. And Elena. Who just happens to stop right by our enemies to converse with them about how stupid Reno and I are. Elena left the three to us though.

Now this was the first time I've fought with them, and despite what Reno was telling me about not to go hard on them..

...I couldn't attack her.

So I ran away, because Reno did too.

When did I become so...soft?

Blah.

I need sleep. I don't feel like myself right now.

Rude.