Yep, another great chapter at the ready for the Panty and Stocking/Teen Titans crossover. I've got to say, it's pretty impressive on what I did. I never thought that this remake of an episode I clearly didn't like would do so well. I mean the last remake story I did of the episode 'Bunny Raven' didn't due to well cause of the lack of interest. But now I got everyone looking at this story. I got to say, it's quite the change. And trust me, with the two more chapters to this story; it's going to be an interesting one. On the last chapter, got myself two reviews from kyrogue23 and lostsoldierS636 claiming that they like my story. Though lostsoldier said to me that he heard the Super Storm Sandy was a bitch. And to tell you the truth, he has no idea. I've been in my house without power for four to five days until it went back on Saturday afternoon. You can imagine how hard it is going through life without power and no heat. It's really frustrating! But now everything is back to normal and I can actually get stuff done around here. Wish I could say the same with the people in Long Island. What's happening there is a real problem and I feel sorry for them. As for the hit counter, it's up to 40 hits. A bit slow yes, but at least it's something. Hope I get more hits on the next chapter. Speaking of which, let's get chapter ten of Panty and Stocking with LM started. In this chapter, they infiltrated the Tower and this time they are well prepared. But can they stop Mother Mae-Eye without harming the Titans? This is a really difficult decision. You should read to see what would happen.
Chapter Notes
Okay, as I said on the last chapter, there's going to be a chase musical sequence involved. I know it might sound cheesy, but let me give you a bit of clarity. This music is from the j-pop band Puffy AmiYumi and the song is called, 'Your Love is a Drug'. Fits in well with the story right? Now I don't know if Fanfiction has some kind of rule policy that states if they aren't allowed to add lyrics of actual songs into our chapters. So I don't know if this story would get removed or not the moment I post this chapter up. Let's pray that that won't happen. If you want to hear this song yourself, go the Rhapsody and search for Puffy AmiYumi or Your Love is a Drug.
Disclaimer: I don't own the Teen Titans or Panty and Stocking
Chapter Ten: Your Love is a Drug
Down at the gingerbread Titans Tower, things are as cheerful as ever. In the main room, the Titans were lined up in the galantine couch watching the Littlest Elf movie. They were swaying back and forth to the music while the main character, which was the littlest elf; prance around for no good reason. In the kitchen, Mother Mae-Eye was reading a cookbook to prepare for another one of her special recipes. But what the team didn't know is that the cookbook has a title that says, 'How to cook the Teen Titans' with the picture of the Titans all in a hot coldrum. The witch chuckled to herself and knew that it would be a matter of time before all the love would be extracted from the team. And when that happens, she will bake them all in a pie and eat them herself. As she was getting ready to cook, she heard the doorbell ringing throughout the Tower. She peeked at the door through her book and was curious about that.
Mother Mae-Eye: "That's odd… Who would be at the door at a time like this?"
She then places the book on the table and headed to the door to exit the living area. She then look back at the teens and told them to stay put.
Mother Mae-Eye: "Mommy is going to see who's at the front door. You kids stay put and watch your little movie until I return."
Robin looked back at the woman and smiled warmly at her.
Robin: "Of course Mother Mae-Eye. We love you!"
The mother smiled back and returned the compliment.
Mother Mae-Eye: "And I love you too deary."
She then left the living quarters while the team kept watching their movie. The Mother then took the elevator and went down to the main floor where the main entrance is located. She then got out of the elevator and was grumbling to herself.
Mother Mae-Eye: "I just can't believe it. I was just about to cook these kids and then someone is at the door. How rude!"
The doorbell rang a few times as whoever was at the outside is getting tired of waiting.
Mother Mae-Eye: "Coming! Coming! Give me one second to get the door."
The moment she passed the second or third pillar, she transformed herself into the mother the Titans always look to, all happy and cheerful with a glow on her face. The moment she opened the door, she was answering in a calming way.
Mother Mae-Eye: "Yes? Can I help you?"
When she opened the door, she noticed the strangest thing yet. Standing in front of her were three people wearing Boy Scout uniforms with a big pack of cookies wrapped in a bow. One is a young teen with messy orange hair that covers his eyes. The other is an old black person with the most ridiculous Afro imaginable that the small cap rarely covers it. And the other is a small green plushy dog that was humping on the bow for no reason what so ever. These three were none other then Brief, Garterbelt, and Chuck in disguise. Brief looked at the mother with a kind smile and started to play his part.
Brief: "Why hello mam. We're from the Daten City Boy Scouts, here to deliver cookies to help save innocent Japanese animals from extinction. Would you like to purchase all of these cookies for a good cause?"
The mother looked at the big stack of multiple cookies and back to the boy, looking a little confused by all this.
Mother Mae-Eye: "Boy scout cookies eh?"
Garterbelt took a deep breath and couldn't believe that this is actually happening
Garterbelt: "This is stupid. How did I ever get into this mess in the first place?"
Flashback…
In the cathedral, LM told Garter, Brief, and Chuck about his plan he told the angels while Panty and Stocking were watching. When he told them about his plan, the priest turned his head away and protested on this idea.
Garterbelt: "Absolutely not! I am not going to use my services to help you gain entrance to your own home. That is absolutely insanity!"
LM sighed to himself and knew this wouldn't be too easy, so he gave a bit of a longer version.
LM: "Please understand this Garterbelt. Mother Mae-Eye knows who me and the girls are and if we get back in there, we're going to be screwed over. But you, Brief, and Chuck are perfect because she doesn't know who you guys are. We just need the three of you to sneak us into the Tower and give Mae-Eye's trust. We'll handle the rest. Ya hear me?"
The priest shook his head and still doesn't trust him.
Garterbelt: "Even if you plan works, I'm still not doing it. A holy man like me will not take part in a foolish plan like that. I'm only here to preach the word and that's it."
Panty groaned to herself and didn't like the priest's tone. So she decided to even up the ante.
Panty: "Oh come on Garter. We need to terminate that ghost. If we don't, then the Titans would be nothing but a ghost chow for her. We need your help in fucking this ghost up."
Garterbelt glared at her and asked about that.
Garterbelt: "And why do I want to help two slutty angels? Give me one good reason why I want to do that?"
Panty smirked widely and told him straight forward.
Panty: "Because Stocking and I knew of your secrets…"
The priest then immediately gulped a lump in his throat and realized that they were snooping in his private quarters before. Not to mention the fight against Corset in the final battle. LM looked back to the girls and asked what she meant by that.
LM: "Secrets? What secrets?"
The two girls looked at each other and knew they got the rebel on their fingers. So they look at him and explained to him Garter's little secrets.
Panty: "Where do we begin… Oh, what about the time when we entered Garter's little private chamber. Turns out, Garter has a back-story involving him being one of the most toughest gangsters. Yeah, he was wanted for felony, arson, drug dealing, the whole ten yards."
The Titan blinked and was completely surprised by this.
LM: "Really…"
Stocking: "Yep. And believe it or not, he shares the same type of hobby as me. See, he trains through bondage and a variety of tortures!"
The rebel turned to the Goth and was more intrigued then ever.
LM: "You don't say."
Garterbelt looked at the two angels and was about to get irate about all of this. In fact, he was so embarrassed, that he was completely red in the face. Panty looked at Garter, smirked, and turned back to the renegade Titan to give off the final blow.
Panty: "And here's the tipper. Turns out, Garter here is in love with gay m-"
Before she could even finish what she was saying, Garter stepped forward and raised his voice to the highest disciple.
Garterbelt: "ALL RIGHT! THAT'S ENOUGH!"
The three looked back at the priest and could tell that he was angry with this. Both Brief and Chuck saw this too and slowly backed away before he looses his mind. Taking a deep breather, he decided to take part of LM's plan.
Garterbelt: "Fine, if that's the way you want to roll? Then so be it. I'll help you with your little mission. But don't think for one second that I'll remember this."
The rebel smirked to himself and was glad that he would accept that.
LM: "Glad you can help out. Now let get the disguises."
Garter perked up and blinked a couple of times, wondering what he meant by that.
Garterbelt: "Wait. Disguises?"
End Flashback…
Fast forward to today and Garterbelt and was extremely upset about this.
Garterbelt: "I swear… When this is all over, I'm going to beat him up in the name of God."
Mae-Eye looked at the stack of cookies that were all nicely fitted and wondered about this Boy Scout troop. So she asked them about their donation.
Mother Mae-Eye: "And exactly what kind of animals you are saving? I really want to know."
Brief then looked at Garter and wondered what to say. With a quick nod, Brief turned back to the mother and answered her question with the knowledge he learned in school.
Brief: "Oh you know, those animals that matter the most. The Bonin fruit bat, the blue whale, Orii's shrew, Sado mole, Steller's sea lion, those that matter the most. All we need is a simple pay of your hard earned money. Payment is $1.50 a box. But if you are really generous, you can have this whole stack of cookies for $1,000.00. I know it's a bit of a stretch, but it can be used for a good cause. So what do you say?"
The Mother kept looking at the stack of boxes containing the cookies and wondered about that.
Mother Mae-Eye: "Hmm… $1,000.00 for the whole thing huh? I don't know… Seems a little too expensive to pay that much for all of these cookies don't you think?"
Brief: "Well there are those that really like to have these cookies. They are of course the best Daten City has to offer. There are those that use these cookies for bake sales, parties, get togethers, the works. You never get tired of the taste of it."
The witch rubbed her chin and gave it some thought. All these cookies are the best in Daten City? That's seems to be of great interest. So she came to a decision.
Mother Mae-Eye: "Well, my children do need sweets to fill their stomachs. And I could add something a little extra for my pies. So…"
A few minutes later, the doors closed on the three and all the cookies were taken. Garterbelt looked on and couldn't believe that actually worked while Brief counted his money.
Garterbelt: "I can't believe that ghost has actually taken the bait. Who da thought this cookie idea would actually work."
Brief looked at him and explained that it was a good enough plan.
Brief: "Thank Stocking for that one. She knows that what better way to lure the ghost that like sweets is by giving her cookies. At least we did our part of the plan. Let's just hope they will take care of their part."
The priest then looked at the money the nerd was counting and wondered what he was going to do with it.
Garterbelt: "Tell me you are really going to use the money to save endangered animals in Japan."
Brief looked at him and smiled.
Brief: "I might be thinking about that. Though there are some games I want to buy for myself. You know I am a gaming nerd."
Garter sighed to himself and rolled his eyes around. At least they took care of part of the plan. All they need to do now is wait to see if the other part of the plan goes into fruition.
Inside the gingerbread Titan's Tower, Mother Mae-Eye looked at the huge stack of Boy Scout cookies and was completely overwhelmed.
Mother Mae-Eye: "My, oh my. Look at all of these cookies! Never thought a bunch of boy scouts can be so graceful. I wonder what's in these boxes?"
She took a closer look to see what type of flavors these cookies possess. But as she was getting closer, she placed her hand on the box and noticed something strange about it. Feeling it, she noticed that it was made completely out of metal, not cardboard.
Mother Mae-Eye: "That's odd… Since when are all the boxes made of metal? In fact, why does all the boxes feel like one?"
She started to feel it some more and was very curious about it. But then, she then heard the sound of something clanking on the inside. Getting the sick feeling that something bad happened, she placed her ear to the metal like wall and wondered what's in the inside. But when the metal clanking drew closer, her eyes were wide and realize what's bound to happen.
Mother Mae-Eye: "Oh dear… Don't tell me that I was lured into a-"
Before she could finish with what she was saying, the metal wall was broken through and hit the mother in the process. She was sent flying to the other end of the stairs was crushed from the impact. Coming out of the metal box was Panty, Stocking, and LM, who was piloting the Silverback he showed the girls back at the mall. He smiled and finished with what Mae-Eye was saying.
LM: "A trap? Yeah, you could say that."
Panty raised Blacklace up and smiled at this plan.
Panty: "Oh fuck yeah! Talk about a surprise attack! I can't believe that bitch actually fell for it. Nice thinking Stocking! This is the first thing you did that was right."
She turned to her sister and was pleased by all of this. Stocking turned to her older sister and smiled back.
Stocking: "What can I say? One way to lure the ghost unguarded is by what they like. And that's nothing but sweets galore!"
Panty rolled her eyes around and knew it was too good to be true.
Panty: "Right… Cause you learned that from experience."
LM looked at the two and told them to get their heads in the game.
LM: "Focus girls. We have to get rid of that witch before it's too late. Speaking of which, where is she?"
Just to answer his question, the metal wall he kicked at exploded and flew to the ceiling. Out of the rubble comes Mother Mae-Eye in her witchy form and was really angry with what happened.
Mother Mae-Eye: "Came back I see. That's very clever of you sneaking into my home in a box boy. Very clever indeed."
The rebel scrounged his face and didn't like what she just said.
LM: "Your home? Hate to bring the bad news woman, but this is the Titan's home. And you have overstayed your welcome."
Mother Mae-Eye: "Is that so? Well we'll see about that. Get em' my creations! Show them no mercy!"
With a wave of her magic wand, a whole army of gingerbread men of different kinds came out of the floor and walls and were armed to the teeth. Panty and Stocking got into their positions and was ready to fight back. But LM stepped forward and told them he got this.
LM: "Save your weapons girls, I'll handle this one."
All the gingerbread man then charged in with weapons high in the air and ready to draw blood. The Titan smiled and was fully prepared for this one.
LM: "All right boys, allow me to introduce to you my good friend Silverback!"
By pulling the trigger, the gattling gun started to turn and fired multiple rounds of armor piercing bullets. In a matter of seconds, every gingerbread soldier, samurai, zombie, whatever, were all turned into minor crumbs. The girls looked at the battle and couldn't believe that actually happened. The mother looked on and was completely upset by this. So she lifted her wand up and started her second plan of attack. Lifting her wand up in the air, gingerbread planes came out of the ceiling and flew to the three. They fired rounds of hard little gumdrops at them and hit them a few times. Most of the gumdrops hits the Silverback and dented the armor plating. Looking up at the ceiling, LM groaned in anger and decided to take the air support out. Switching to rockets, he targeted up to the planes and opened fire on them all. Rockets were sailing all over the place, blowing any if every cookie plane that was in the sky. Mother Mae-Eye was really irate about all of this and decided to pull every stop possible. With more waves of the wand, she summoned more gingerbread soldiers and planes just to dispose of the rebellious Titan. With everyone in front of him, he smiled and was going to enjoy this every second. Switching to both weapons, he pulled the trigger and fired everything he had in his arsenal. Everywhere you can see gingerbread men crumbling away while planes were blown off in the air. When all the smoke cleared, you can see nothing but shattered remains of the army. The girls looked on and were shocked by what they just witnessed.
Panty: "Whoa… That was sick… Remind me to turn a mess of panties into that! Those ghosts won't know what hit them."
Mae-Eye saw this whole mess and was extremely upset about this.
Mother Mae-Eye: "Why you sorry little ingrate! Do you have any idea how hard it is to make these? You have to respect on my creations!"
LM looked at her and smirked very fiendishly.
LM: "Oh cry me a river you psychotic witch. Yo Panty, Stocking, you two are up! Let me give you a hand!"
The angels looked at him and knew what he was trying to do. So they got their weapons up and rushed to him. They then jumped up and landed on the metal hands of the Silverback. Once they were on them, LM used the Silverback's strength to throw them one at a time. The two then started to fly in the air and headed straight to the mother and had their weapons at tow.
Panty: "All right you love addicting bitch, time to meet your maker! Repent!"
They were about to take down the ghosts and were suppose to collect the Heavens. But just as they were about to take her out, a black portal appeared in front of them and sucked them through it. LM saw this and was at a loss for words at what happened. Just as he wondered where the girls are, a portal appeared behind him and the angels jumped out of it. They saw the LM's Silverback and were in a major panic. Their screams caught the rebel's attention as he turned around to see what's going on. That's when the angels hit the silverback and knocked the rebel off of his metal feet. They then lay on top of each other and were groaning to themselves.
Panty: "Urgh…. This is not how it would end. Though I appreciate the celebration."
LM looked down at the silverback and realized that Panty has her hand on his crotch. He then glared at her and was getting extremely upset about this.
LM: "Get off my pants or I will stomp your face girl."
Panty listened instructively and removed her hand from his private area. Stocking groaned too and wondered about what just occurred.
Stocking: "Exactly what the fuck happened?"
LM looked up and figured the whole thing out.
LM: "My guess is that someone transported the two of you back to here to prevent you from killing Mae-Eye. And I think I know who did it."
The moment he said that, he heard a familiar voice.
Robin: "LM! Not this again!"
He and the girls quickly got up and looked at where the mother is standing. But all around her were the Teen Titans, all angry at their teammate and his friends.
LM: "And here come my friends…"
Robin looked down at LM and wasn't happy with what he done.
Robin: "I can't believe you attack our mother again! Do you have any heart? She keeping us safe and protecting us."
LM shook his head and knew they have no idea what this mother is really going to do.
LM: "This mother is actually going to kill you! Don't you get it? I discovered the truth about Mother Mae-Eye and what her true purpose is. Her plan is to suck all the love right out of you and when she drains it all, she will put all of you in a pie and eat you! Can't you see that she is manipulating you?"
The witch's eyes were wide, as she couldn't believe he found out the truth about her. The others looked at her and wondered if he was right.
Beast Boy: "Is it true mother? Is what LM says is right?"
Mae-Eye looked at Beast Boy and then the other Titans. She knows that they are under her hypnotic spell and they would follow her every word. This would give her some type of strong advantage. So she shook her head and told a lie.
Mother Mae-Eye: "Why no my little Beasty Weasty. I always care for my children and give you all the love you need. All LM is doing is lying to you about me and trying to kick me out of my home. He is a very, very naughty boy and he needs to be taught the strictest lesson imaginable. And you my precious darlings are going to help me with that. Whoever destroys the traitor and his little accomplices, get to have all the pie they want! Now go get them!"
The moment they heard their mother, the sound of pie made their mouths water. LM looked at that reaction and didn't like it at all.
LM: "Oh boy… I don't like the looks of it."
The team turned to the three and had vicious looks on their faces. Panty and Stocking got back and readied their weapons.
Panty: "IJK, you don't know the fucking half of it."
Robin took his exploding disks out of his pants pocket of his childish clothes and positioned himself ready for an attack.
Robin: "Teen Titans, GO!"
They then jumped and flew in the air and began their attack. Robin threw a couple of exploding disks just to blow them up. Starfire flew in the air to fire both her star bolts and eyebeams to assist to blasting them. Cyborg armed both his sonic cannon arms and fired a stream of blue energy. Raven used her dark magic to fire her aurora blasts at them. Beast Boy turned into a stegosaurus and rocketed down to them. And Terra used her geomancer powers to lift a bunch of hard gingerbread crumbs that were bigger then others. The three saw all of this and feared for their lives.
LM: "MOVE!"
The girls retreated from the blasts while LM got out of the Silverback and followed them since the Silverback is too slow to move. All the projectiles hit the Silverback and destroy it completely while Beast Boy crushed it with one blow. The three looked back at the destruction and were shocked to words. When the smoke cleared, the Titans stood at destroyed Silverback and Robin starred deep down at them.
Robin: "You will pay for what you did to our mother! Get them team!"
The team charged in and was ready to attack the three while Mother Mae-Eye watched in sheer excitement.
Mother Mae-Eye: "That's the spirit my children. Show them no mercy!"
LM and the angels got into position and were prepared for a fight. But it was the Teen Titans they were fighting against and it's not going to be a cakewalk.
LM: "This is not good. With the Titans under her control there's no way we are going to fight them. Hope you girls got a backup plan because I'm not going to hurt my one friends."
Panty looked at this and knew only one thing to do.
Panty: "Yeah, I got one. Run like FUCKING HELL!"
Both angels then turn around and ran for the hills. LM looked back to see them running for their lives. Looking back, he saw Robin using his Bo staff to take his friend out. He managed to duck and dodge every strike and with one quick move, jumped up high in the air from one strike attack and flew backwards just to get away from them. Looking back and forth from the team and the fleeing angels, he knew this was a bad sign.
LM: "Might as well follow their advice. Better run then fight I guess."
He turned to the direction the girls went and told them to wait.
LM: "Wait for me girls!"
Starfire and Raven flew high in the air and threw their projectiles at him. LM used his focusing ability to duck and dodge every star bolt and levitated object they threw. He managed regroup with the girls and the three ran away from the team. The group soon followed them as the mother smiled wickedly at this.
Mother Mae-Eye: "They're on the run my pretties! Don't let them escape!"
And this is where the chase begins. LM, Panty, and Stocking were running on an outside scenery that was made of yarn. But on a further away distance, it was the mother kitting away on her rocking chair. The three stopped dead in their tracks and realized they were trapped. And indeed they were trapped as the mother kit a spider web and trapped them completely. Lucky for them, Stocking still held on to her two holy samurai swords in both her hands. With a quick slice, she managed to free themselves from the trap and they fell out of it. The mother on the other hand looked at the cut up web and looked beyond her and was getting annoyed.
When trouble ever gets me down
You're touch is all I need to turn me around
You lift me up
Your love is a drug
In another chase scene, the Titans were searching through the chocolate bog for the three intruders, but they didn't find anything. So they left the area and searched them in another place. As they left the bog, three straw like sugar sticks lifted up on the ground and the LM and the Anarchy Angels came out of the ground all drenched in chocolate. Panty was disgusted by this while Stocking licked the chocolate around her lips. They knew they managed to escape the team but it was only temporarily. They still need to plan their attack. What they didn't know is that something was coming out of the bog. They heard a low growl and turned to see where it came from. What they saw was a melted chocolate creature looking very hungrily at them. The three had sweat drops at the sides of their heads and immediately jumped out of the bog and made a break for it before it could eat them.
When life is just a misery
Your kisses are the only remedy
Can't get enough
Your love is a drug
In another chase scene, the three were running around in a yellow and red swirl that got them in a circle. When they stopped, they noticed that they were in the dead end. But then they noticed they were not in a dead end, but in the middle of a huge lollipop. And in a farther area, it was Mother Mae-Eye holding to the lollipop. She licked her lips and was ready to eat them. LM could tell that they were in trouble and need to make an escape. Tightening his fist, he focused hard and punched the surface of the hard lollipop. The candy snapped in the middle and broke apart, exploding and shattering it to pieces. The three then fell off and was free for the moment. The mother looked on and was getting tired by all of this.
Knock me off my feet
Make my worries obsolete
It's so groovy
Just like a movie
Flyin' through the sky
As I'm jonesin' for those eyes
It's amazing...
How you can make a sober girl so high
The Teen Titans were chasing the three around every hallway within the tower. But now they got them right where they want them. They were trapped in a dead end that's loaded with Mentos and bottles filled with Cola. With no way out, they have no other choice but to fight. But with the holy weapons only working on ghosts, Panty and Stocking don't know how to stop them. But looking back at the wall of Mentos and coke bottles, they came up with a plan. As the team prepared to get rid of them, Panty and Stocking grabbed all the bottles and capsules and placed them all in bottles. With a quick shake, all the bottles exploded in the right angle and rocketed towards the team. The team was quickly bombarded with coke bottles and was trying to protect themselves. Raven then lifted her shield up and protect them from the bottles. The bottles were then destroyed after getting smashed by the shield and they were all in the clear. But what they didn't know is that Panty and Stocking were putting together the final preparations in escaping. Just as the telepath was lowering her shield, everyone then notice the two angels with a makeshift soda launcher that's already filled with mentos filled soda. The weapon fired completely, sending a blast of soda right at them and they were blown away from the blast. Once they were out and were completely drenched, the three got their opening and made a break for it.
I used to see the world as dark
Now everyday the sun shines in my heart
You lift me up
Your love is a drug
In another chase scene, LM and the angels were running away from more gingerbread soldiers that the mother created. They destroy them with every weapon they have, but it was proven to be fruitless against them. So they have to make a quick escape before they get pummeled. They then noticed a flight of stairs that would go to the next floor. They managed to get out of there by jumping on one gingerbread man head to the next. When they reach the steps, they immediately ran up the stairs and managed to get away from the army. At first they thought they would make an escape, but when they reached the top, they were surprised to see Mother Mae-Eye up there waiting for them. Knowing that that's their target, they positioned their weapons at her and were ready to destroy her. Then Mae-Eye smiled and pulled a sugar can lever that was next to her. In seconds, the steps slanted diagonally and turned into a slide, causing the three to slide down to the bottom floor where all the gingerbread men were waiting for them. They then got turned on their backs and saw the army waiting to kill them. With no way out of this, LM had to pull his only move of escaping. He grabbed hold of Panty and Stocking and focused hard, causing him to jump high into the air and flew away from the gingerbread army. He then flew high into the air and smashed right through the cookie wall in an attempt to escape. The witch saw this and was very angry about it all as she snapped her sugar cane lever.
It's something more than chemistry
I'm trippin' everytime you're next to me
I can't get enough
Your love is a drug
In the next chase scene, the three were running away from the Titans again and need to find a place to hide. And there's no way they want to get back into that chocolate bog let me tell you. But they then notice a ride added to the Tower that's the combination of It's a Small World and Willie Wonka's Chocolate Factory. Thinking of no other option, they jumped on one of the boats in the front and Stocking used her swords as a propeller to speed the boat into the tunnel. The Teen Titans got on the other boat as Starfire used her strength to push their boat so to go after them. Passing the tunnel, the team was in a magical world filled with dancing gummy bears, swaying candy canes, spinning lollipops, and candy like structures that acted like monuments all around the world. When they entered the Tokyo exhibit, the team passed a concert where animatronic versions of Puff AmiYumi playing robotically. What they didn't know was that there were a few extra additions of the band. They were in fact the rebel and the angels pretending to be part of the band. LM was on the drums, Stocking was at bass, and Panty was on the keyboards. When the Titans passed them, the three stopped pretending to be rockers and took a peek to see if they are gone. Once they were gone, they took a quick breather and were glad that it was all over. But that was all too short lived as the team appeared beside them and couldn't believe they had fallen for the oldest trick in the book. The three then looked right at them and realized that they weren't out of the woods yet. They then gave them unpleasant smiles and lifted their left feet to the side, immediately zipping away with a cloud of smoke that had their shape. The Titans blinked at this and immediately followed after them while the animatronic versions of Ami and Yumi sing.
The buzz is oh so strong
Tune me in and turn me on
You're a rainbow
You make my love grow
Take me for a ride
You're my tie dye butterfly
It's amazing...
How you can make a sober girl so high
Now the Titans and the three intruders were running around in a board game of Chute and Ladders. They have been going up ladders and down slides and were separated from each other. This went on for a couple of seconds until they all stopped and faced each other. Knowing they were going around in circles, the three intruders ran away while the Titan's continued to give chase. When Panty, Stocking, and LM reached the end of the game board, they took the slide and slid themselves down out of it leaving the team behind.
I know I'll never shake this stuff
I'll always be a junkie for your love
I can't get enough
Your love is a drug
It's more than a puff
Your love is a drug
You lift me up
Your love is a drug
For the final chase scene, the three were in little racing cars that look like it come out of the movie Wreck-It Ralph. Panty was in a car made out of Hot Tamales candy. Stocking was in a car that looked like a sugary sweet cake. And LM was in a car that resembles a chocolate lava cake. The three then looked back and saw the Titans and Mother Mae-Eye chasing after them. The boys were driving their own racecars while the girls were flying in the air. But the witch was in a supped up version of the T-Car with throttles on the side and a powerful engine. She even had racing goggles on and had a winning expression on her face. The three were in a major panic and had to get away from them and fast. Looking forward, they did see the gingerbread Tower standing tall and had to get in there, fast. And with the team gaining on them, they had to act now. Stocking looked in the distance and notices a row of cherries that were all lined up in a row. Both Panty and LM saw lines of cherries on their side as well and knew what to do. Revving up their engines, flames came out of the exhaust pipes on the sides. Driving down the paths, the flames touched the stems of the cherries and they began to spark. Thus turning a bunch of cherries into cherry bombs. Yet the team didn't notice it as they were racing after them. When they passed through the cherries, Mae-Eye noticed the cherry's stems sparking very suspiciously. When she noticed the cherries sparking to the end, she realized what it was. She tried to warn her children about it but the cherry bombs exploded, causing the there vehicles to drive out of control and crashed into each other. Everyone survived thank goodness but if gave the three intruders time to escape. Starfire and Raven flew high to see them leaving and retaliated by throwing star bolts and aurora blasts at them while Terra used her earth bending powers to lift slabs of candy dirt off the ground to block them. The three maneuvered in many directions just to avoid the projectiles and managed to get into the Tower with the doors opening for them to enter.
Ending the chase, the three were running down the hallway and were running out of options. Noticing a gingerbread door, LM stopped and opened it letting him and the girls inside. At the same time, the Titans appeared and looked around, wondering what happened to them. They didn't even realize that they were hiding in the door that was behind them. With no one around, the team proceeded in searching in another area. At the other side of the door, LM listened in on the surface and waited for them to leave. Once he heard the foot steps disappearing, he lowered his head and sighed to himself.
LM: "Well this is just fucking fantastic. We're on the run from the Teen Titans and they're my friends. This is beyond wrong on my count."
Stocking dusted herself up and was getting tired of all of this as well.
Stocking: "Well we better do something about this and fast. I'm getting tired of all of this running away crap."
Panty looked right at her sister and snickered about that.
Panty: "Really Stocking? I think all that running made you loose all the weight you gained from eating too much sugary sweets."
The Goth looked right at her old sister and crushed her teeth in anger. LM looked at this little fight and hated when the two did that. So he stopped them on the spot.
LM: "Girls! Focus! We need to find a way to get my friends off our back and stop Mae-Eye from turning them into a desert."
The blond angel looked at the Titan and told him about it.
Panty: "And how are we going to stop them. That fucking ghost is using the Titans as her own personal shields! We can't harm them even if we could."
LM: "I know… We just need some way to distract them, keep them busy with something. That will give us an advantage. So, any idea?"
Panty shrugged her shoulders and didn't have a clue.
Panty: "Sorry, got nothing."
LM: "Stocking?"
He waited for a response but didn't hear any.
LM: "Stocking?"
Still nothing. Panty was getting tired of this and tried a more up close approach. She walked to her and snapped her fingers to get her attention.
Panty: "Yo Chica! Has all that sugary shit got into your brain or something? What got you starring out in deep space?"
Stocking's response is a point with her finger and a one-word answer.
Stocking: "Look…"
The two turned to what Stocking was pointing at and had their eyes completely wide.
Panty: "No fucking way…"
What they saw was rows upon rows of pies all lined up and stacked high to the ceiling. LM was awestruck by this and couldn't believe it all.
LM: "Wow… Mae-Eye must've been real busy."
Stocking was looking at all of it in complete fascination and had her mouth watering.
Stocking: "Look at all those pies! They're so yummy! I must have them!"
She rushed in to grab one of the pies, but Panty and LM grabbed her by the lolli dress and stopped her on the spot.
Panty and LM: "NO!"
They then pushed her back and prevented and another disaster in the making.
Stocking: "Ow… Hey! What was that for?"
Panty gave a stern look at her sister and gave her a clear explanation.
Panty: "Have you lost your mind? Have you already forgotten about what those pies can do to you?"
LM approached one of the counters and picked up one of the pies to examine it.
LM: "Panty is right Stocking. I seen these pies the mother makes. Whenever the team eats them they get overly addicted to it. Hell, the moment they look at these pies they go mad crazy over them."
Just then, an idea came to him as a light bulb appeared above his head and blinked on. Looking up at the light bulb, he looks at the two girls and had a devious smirk on his face. The girls looked at him and were a little confused by his expression.
Panty: "What is it?"
LM chuckled and told them straight forward.
LM: "I think I got an idea in loosing my friends."
Five minutes later, the team has to scowling the Tower to look for their teammate and the two angels. So far, they didn't find anything at all. They started to regroup in the T-Junction of the hallway and rethink their strategy.
Robin: "Well, anything?"
They all shook their heads as a response.
Starfire: "Sadly no. Friend LM is quite the professional of doing the sneaking."
Beast Boy: "Yeah dude. And those two girls he's with are trouble as well. With those weapons they possessed, they certainly have the means to hurt our mother."
Cyborg: "They do have the determination in hurting her."
Terra: "Still, what is it with LM anyways? What is it with him claiming that our mother would kill us and make us into pies?"
Robin: "You heard what mother said. He's been lying to us. He shouldn't have done that. He needs to be taught a lesson, he and his new friends. Search the Tower again; I want this place combed out. They won't get away from us."
They all nodded and were about to start searching again. But before they could do anything, they all heard Beast Boy caught a whiff of a mysterious, yet familiar smell.
Beast Boy: "Wait guys, did you smell that?"
They all took a breather and smelled that aroma too.
Raven: "Yeah, I smell it too. What is it?"
Terra: "Don't know Rae, but it smells so good."
Starfire: "Indeed friend Terra, the smell is quite familiar to me. It almost smells like…"
They then divert their attention to the right where the smell came from. What they saw made their mouths completely water with excitement. Standing before them is a pie that was sitting there unexpectedly. Immediately, the hybrid started to cheer in complete and utter excitement.
Cyborg: "PIE! I call dibs!"
Cy then jumped up and reaches the pie in the air. But as he was going on the ground, the pie was pulled back and he hit hard on the gingerbread floor. He got his face out of the crater, but he was dizzy with visions of flying pies dancing around his head. He then shook his head as he saw the pie and was about to make a jump for it again. But then, Beast Boy jumped on top of his head and decided to take it on his own.
Beast Boy: "No fair dude! I call it!"
He tried to reach for it, but the pie pulled back again, making him miss by mere inches. He looked shocked and wondered how that would happen. Before he could answer his own question, Star flew over him and called it next.
Starfire: "You shall not touch it Beast Boy! The sweet pastry is mine!"
As she flew down to scoop it up, the pie started to move back once again. Star looked at it quizzically and wondered about that too. Terra then appeared in front of her and decided to take the quick approach.
Terra: "Don't worry Star; I got this!"
She lifted her hand up and it was glowing a yellow outline. In seconds, the gingerbread floor was about to rise up and seal the pie up. But it managed to escape by pulling back and disappeared behind the wall. Now Terra was confused by this unexpected turn of events. Robin looked at this too and finds all of this completely strange. But being that it's a pie, they need to get a hold of it.
Robin: "Don't know what that pie is doing, but it looks like it wants to give it a chase. After it! Don't let it get away!"
With that said, Raven lifted her hand up with the black glow around it and the wall was incased in a black aurora. Within seconds, the wall exploded, shattering into many pieces to reveal itself in front of them. Soon enough, the team grouped together and ran after it. All the pie did is gone backwards as if to get away from the team. In minutes, the Titans were following the pie and turned from one direction to another just to get their hands on it.
At the entrance to the pie closet, LM was tugging the string that was connected to the pie the team was chasing. Since he knows that when the team saw a pie, they won't stop until they get it for themselves. So he devised a plan to will ultimately keep them busy. All he needed was a way to get their attention. And what better way then a simple pie. As he was tugging the string to get to the Titans here, Panty and Stocking looked at the side and find that to be completely idiotic. Panty rolled her eyes and took a deep sigh.
Panty: "This is by far the most stupidest plan ever. And I should know, I would be the one that's in charge of planning."
LM looked at her and argued back.
LM: "Well I don't see you putting a plan together in keeping my friends off my back. Besides, I don't want to fight my teammates. Don't want to go through that again."
The two angels looked at each other and were a little confused by this. So Stocking turned to him and asked him about that.
Stocking: "So, you fought them before? Yet you're a Titan? How is that possible?"
LM sighed and explained it to them quickly.
LM: "Let's just say that before I join the Titans, I was once a leader of a team who called themselves Last Hope. The Titans were getting in the way in one of our missions and I had to take them on myself. Next thing I know, I'm aiding the Titans in stopping the alliance of Slade and Merovigian and destroying the Alterer, a device that would ultimately alter the Matrix. After stopping them, they made me an honorary member and the rest is history. Does that answer your question?"
There was a bit of silence until Panty spoke up about that little history lesson.
Panty: "So let us get this straight. You were once a leader of your own team, and then after a little alliance and stopping two psychos, you've become a member of another team. Pha… Can you say demotion much?"
The two started to giggle thinking that the rebel was off the top of the mountain. The Titan was seizing from all of it as an anime vein appeared on his head.
LM: "Just cause I'm no longer team leader doesn't me I've lost contact with them. I usually help them time-to-time whether it is with Last Hope or with some other Zion team. I'm no leader, but I'm a Zion soldier all the way."
As he was finishing what he was saying, he heard a voice of a familiar team leader.
Robin: "There! It's getting away! After it team!"
Upon hearing the voice, he turned straight to see where the string is. He then saw shadows at the distance and knew it was his friends.
LM: "Here they come. Everyone get ready!"
The two nodded and was prepared for this. When he tugged the string further, he saw the pie in clear view immediate followed by the Titans. He smiled and knew that it's time to put the plan to action. With one huge pull, the pie flew back with fast speed while the team jumped and flew to it. The rebel quickly sidestepped out of the way as the pie and the team went into the room. When they got in, Panty and Stocking kicked the door and closed it tight. They then locked it up with many locks and key holes that were weirdly installed, followed by a chair to bolt under the doorknob. Once everything was in place, LM knocked on the door and smiled at his plan.
LM: "There, that would keep you busy. Now if you excuse us, we got a ghost to terminate."
As soon as he said it, he heard constant knocks on the door and incredibly angry rants.
Robin: "LM! You traitor! Open the door this instant! I'm warning you, there will be some serious consequences! LM! LM!"
But there was no response as LM and the Anarchy Angels left the scene and on the way to stop Mother Mae-Eye.
Inside the room, Robin pounds his hands on the door and was extremely angry about his friend's actions.
Robin: "I can't believe he actually did this! How could he treat us like that? Well now it's time we punish him for this."
The team watched on and couldn't believe this as well. But they were expecting it since LM clearly hates their mother.
Raven: "So, now what?"
The team leader turned to them and told them what to do.
Robin: "We get out of this place and we punish him and those girls to the point they will learn their lessons. We can't let them hurt our mother. Beast Boy, think you can smash the door down?"
But he didn't hear Beast Boy responding. When he saw him, he noticed the he was starring at something. So he approached him and pats him on the back.
Robin: "Hey Beast Boy! Are you listening? We need you to smash the door down."
But he still wouldn't listen. He was still starring at something the team wasn't aware of. So the Boy Wonder's only option is to smack him in the back of the head.
Robin: "What's your deal Beast Boy? Why aren't you listening to…"
But as he looked up to see what the changeling was looking at, his words the slurred when he saw what his friend is seeing. The team looked up as well and saw something that got them unguarded. That's when Beast Boy said it out loud.
Beast Boy: "So… Many… Pies…"
And what Beast Boy said is true. For all around them where lines upon lines of pies in shelves as high as the ceiling. They stare awestruck while their stomachs made grumbling noises, meaning that they were hungry for more. They all immediately looked at each other and said out loud at the same time.
Teen Titans: "FEEDING FRENZY!"
They all immediately jumped right in ate every pie they see, letting tin plates flying and gunk splattering.
At the hallway, the Titan and the angels were walking down the hallway and were pleased with what happened.
Panty: "I can't believe those Titans have fell for the oldest trick in the book! What a bunch of fucking retards!"
Stocking: "Yeah. Who da thought they would be tricked so easily?"
LM: "Well that's what you get when you are overly addicted to hypnotizing pies."
Stocking then looked at the rebel and was a little concerned.
Stocking: "Are you sure that they won't come after us?"
LM peeked up to her and smiled.
LM: "After seeing all of those pies? I highly doubt it. It will keep them busy for a while until we dispose of that woman."
Panty: "And where are we going to find her? We've been pretty busy running around, trying to get away from the team."
LM: "To tell you the truth, I don't know. I know this Tower inside and out ever since I became an honorary member, but thanks to Mae-Eye's magic, she changed a lot. This place now almost looks like a maze. Even if I know the way there could be a…"
Just as soon as he said that, the floor beneath them opened up and there was nothing but a huge hole at the bottom. The three looked down at the hole and realized what they stepped into. Panty then looked up to him again and soon realized what they got themselves into.
Panty: "Let me guess. A trap?"
LM had his eyes in an embarrassing state and scowled about it.
LM: "Don't even mention this again."
Immediately, the three began to plummet down the hole and disappeared underneath the floor. Where they have gone, that's the question. For what's waiting for them is something bad, really bad.
And then the cliffhanger comes into play. Sorry if I had to cut this a little bit short. I was thinking that for a big final fight, it needs to have a chapter of its own. And trust me, you don't want to miss out on this. Hope everyone have a Happy Thanksgiving and enjoy the turkey. Please Review.