Sorry I haven't updated in AGES. But by now you should be used to very long intervals between updates. I know. I'm sorry. I always am.
Buuuut. I do have a short skit/song fic for you. *insert clapping here*
To the tune of "The New and Improved Bunny Song" from Veggie tales, which has the same tune as "The Bunny Song" haha and as always it works better if you could listen to the song while you read this. Look it up on youtube maybe.
Disclaimer - Once upon a time there was a girl who wrote fanfictions and rarely updated and she was sad because she didn't own Twilight - it belonged to the Queen Stephenie Meyer- and she didn't own Veggie Tales - they belonged to the Veggie Tales people...whomever they may be. The End.
Emmett – *sings* The bunny The bunny
Woah I ate the bunny
I didn't eat my soup or my bread,just the bunny
The bunny
The bunny
Oh, I love the bunny
But now I feel sick in the head from the bunny
I didn't eat my salad
I didn't eat my steak
I had too much candy and got a tummy-ache
I need to eat good food to help me to grow
I'll obey my momma cause she loves me so
Yah I'll go to church
and I'll go to school
That stuff is important
and I ain't no fool!
Alice – EMMETT! What did you say about a bunny?
Emmett – umm....did it sound like this *sings* The bunny, the bunny...
Alice – YES
Emmett- Oh, I said that I ate it.
Alice – YOU ATE A BUNNY!
Emmett – Erm..yeah. Vampire. Remember?
Alice – A LITTLE BROWN BUNNY!
Emmett – Yus.
Alice – EMMETT I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Emmett – I'M ALREADY DEAD! I'M A VAMPIRE...and why do you care so much about what I eat anyway?
Alice – That bunny was for Bella!
Emmett – Alice, Bella doesn't eat bunnies, she's a human.
Alice – Not for her to eat, you idiot. For a pet.
Emmett – OoOoh.
Alice - *glares*
I'll leave it up to you guys to imagine what happens next. Haha.
Love you all. (especially when you review -hint hint- -waggles eyebrows-)
Creatively yours,
LTC