Disclaimer: I do not own twilight but one day I will create a vampire army to steal the rights off Stephanie Meyer. JOKING! lol

Hey fellow twihards here is the next chapter.

This chapter is dedicated again to my faithful and slightly grumpy reviewer crazimonki94- hope this cheers you up!

Thanks for reading hope you enjoy!

P.S some of you guys do a lot of stupid pointless things at school- I thought I had it bad.

Charlotte's point of view

(In the car on the way to the airport)

Jemima I cannot believe we are going to meet our family! I thought.

I know! Not just our dad but our aunties, uncles even our Grandparents.

I we both started to jump up and down in our seats and squeal Alice looked at us like we were looney. I realized that she wasn't looking at the road.

"Alice! Eyes on the road! You do know some of us can DIE?" I yelled at her.

"Take a chill pill love. Driving is like walking for me. I don't even have to think about." She said looking very proud of herself.

"Oh I don't even have to think about. Thanks that makes me feel so much better." I mumbled to myself. Of course Alice heard me and started laughing.

Payback time

"Hey Alice you haven't figured where peanuts grow yet have you?" I asked her.

That did the trick. She instantly stopped laughing and turned around to glare at me. Again her eyes were not on the road.

I unbuckled my seatbelt and leant over to take hold of the steering wheel. Alice realized what I was trying to do and stated growling at me.

"I am perfectly capable of driving the car" she said to me through clenched teeth.

"Alice, did you just growl at her?" Jemima asked Alice.

So the plan is to annoy her till she cracks?

Pretty much- Yer

"Hey Alice, what do you call a half vampire half human" I asked her.

She looked happy now. She thought she knew the answer.

Oh Alice as if we would ask I question you knew the answer to.

"A half vampire" she announced proudly.

"Nope" Jemima replied with a smile spreading across her face.

"Um… half human"

Jemima and I shook our heads in unison.

"Guess again"

"Freaks" she mumbled.

Jemima and I burst out laughing. We always used to say that we were freaks and that we were proud of it.

"Almost" I replied.

She's never going to guess right.

We stopped laughing and looked over at Alice waiting for her to give us an answer.

Oh the silent treatment. I thought.

Yep, vey mature Alice. Time to take it up a notch Charlotte. Jemima and I shared I glace.

Okay I got it follow my league. Sometimes I loved having a twin sister, we could be so … evil!

"Oh I guess she doesn't know" I said to Jemima.

"Honestly, what did you expect? She doesn't even know where peanuts grow!" Jemima and I started laughing and of course Alice thought we were laughing at her.

"SHUT UP ABOUT THE STUPID PEANUTS! I HAVE KNOW IDEA WERE THEY GROW, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? I SAID IT OUTLOUD. I-DO-NOT-KNOW-WHERE-PEANUTS-GROW!"

Mission accomplished! Alice has officially cracked" Jemima gave me a high five to celebrate.

She reacted better than I expected, I didn't expect her to be so… loud. Jemima and I shared another quite laugh together.

"Hampires" I said half an hour later.

Alice turned around to see if I was still sane. "What?"

"Hampires" I replied casually.

"WHAT THE HELL IS A HAMPIRE" she exploded.

"We are" Jemima replied calmly although I could tell she wanted to burst out laughing.

"You are what? What the hell are you guys on?"

I said the next sentence with exaggerated slowness, like I was talking to a 2 year old.

"Jemima and I are Hampires"

"WHAT THE HELL IS A HAMPIRE!"

Jem, this is so much fun. Why didn't we think of this before! I thought to Jemima.

"Hampires- human and vampires- hampires" Jemima explained casually.

"Hampires" she repeated. I swear for a moment there she was reaching for her phone. She probably has the local loony bin on speed dial.

Alice's point of view

Don't kill them. Do Not kill them. I will not kill them, I will not kill them!

"Alice!" I heard Jemima shout.

Alright, time to kill them!

"What do you want Jemima" I didn't turn around it was to tempting to rip their heads off.

We were sitting in the airport waiting for the plane to get here. It was hard enough sitting in a room with delicious smelling humans without Charlotte and Jemima trying to annoy me. I turned around to see what the girls wanted.

Jemima was looking at me like a little girl who got in trouble.

"Alice we need food" Charlotte informed me.

Oh, I forgot about that

"sorry girls what would you like?" I asked them.

"I dunno" they said shrugging their shoulder

Charlotte turned to Jemima " I'll have what you have"

"Oh but I was going to have what you were going to have" Jemima said.

"No you should choose"

"No it's okay, you can choose"

"You order whatever you want and I'll have the same"

"You order whatever you want and…"

I couldn't take it anymore!

"How about I order and you eat"

They exchanged a glanced. "okay"

"Yer"

I got up to leave and of course they got up to follow .

"Girls you have to stay here and mind the bags" I started to leave but realized I left one important instruction out. "DO NOT MOVE!"

With that I set of to find them cheeseburgers. The guy at the counter was trying to get my number. I always found it funny when they tried to flirt it was just so… hopeless. And any way I only had eyes for one man.

I was thinking about how I had to tell Rosalie that she was lucky she couldn't have kids cause they were a big pain in the backside when I realized that the girls were gone.

Their gone! Were the hell have they gone! The airport hasn't gone up in flames so the mustn't have gone far. I HAVE to find those girls or the fate of the world could bein danger. Oh shit were the hell have they gone!

I went scanned the waiting area again making sure I hadn't missed them.

Defiantly not there.

I went around the corner and found the girls huddled up in the corner sleeping.

Oh that's cute! How could I ever want to kill them?

The sight of them made me take back the thing about kids being a pain. I still didn't get why they had to sleep on the ground but it was still cute.

Suddenly Charlotte let out a loud snore and I think Jemima farted.

Okay I take back the cute thing…

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