"Kirei, I have finally got another method to stop Riku and Axel!" Kuro told his co-writer, who unimpressed. Kirei asked, "Why do we have to do anything? They just foil themselves."

The Heartless hybrid exclaimed, "We shall leave nothing to chance! And here is my secret weapon!"

He pulled something from behind his back. It was a small rough Jack Russell Terrier. It gave a small 'yip' and the authoress went, "Kyaa~! It's so cute! Can we keep it?"

"No! We have to use it-"

"He!" Kirei corrected. Kuro wasn't about to ask how she knew that so he continued, "-him to stop Axel and Riku!"

The girl raised a brow, "And how, may I dare ask, will you do that?"

In a swift motion the Heartless pushed the puppy on the road, "By having it get run over and Sora and Roxas take it in!"

"What NOOOOO!" Kirei cried, trying to go after the Jack Russell Terrier. Her co-writer grabbed her and opened a dark portal. He drug her in, "Puppy! I'm soorrrrryyyyy!"

With that they vanished and reappeared on a hill too far for Kirei to run back after the puppy. (Yeah, she cannot use dark portals) She had anime tears in her eyes, "You're a monster!"

"I think we already established that," Kuro gestured to his mutated body as he examined the scene. The puppy was by himself on the empty street. Then over the hill came an 18-wheeler. A look of horror graced Kirei's face and seemed ready to faint. The red and blue-painted truck didn't appear to see the puppy as they were centimeters from intersecting.

ZOOM!

Once the 18-wheeler passed, Kirei cheered while Kuro gaped, "How the hell did it miss?"

Indeed the little fur ball was unharmed by the truck. The little pup went back towards the sidewalk where it tripped and sprained its paw. A sweat drop escaped from the author, "Not what I expected but does the job."

"Kuro take me back! Puppy!" his companion sobbed.

Meanwhile, the puppy began whimpering in pain. And all the way up the street and around the corner, Sora told his nobody, "My hero senses are tingling! Roxas, someone needs help!"

"Let's go already then!" the duo dashed out the door. Sora using his hero sense to find the distressed creature. They were coming down the street when they came upon the injured, "Puppy!"

Sora cradled the pup while Roxas examined the damage, "He hurt his leg."

"Let's take him home! But what to name him?" the Keyblade wielder pondered. His nobody shrugged. Both put a hand to their chins, "Hm..."

In sync they both thought aloud, "Hoshi!"

With their temporary charge, Hoshi, both teens rushed back to their home to treat the puppy. They had helped the little terrier with bandaging and playing with him.

Suddenly the door burst open with Riku and Axel in the doorway. The two oblivious teen waved, "Hi Axel, Riku, we found a puppy. We named him Hoshi."

"Uh huh, that's cool..." the red-haired man called, inching towards both with his hands behind his back. Roxas tilted his head in confusion, "Axel, why's your hands behind your back?"

Instead of answering the two partners in crime hit their love interests over the head with a mallet. The keyblade wielders tumbled onto the floor, unconscious. Both the pyromaniac and keybearer gaped. They won. They actually succeeded. They could finally have their way!

A whimper shattered their dreams as the schemers glanced down at the dog between their unconscious loves. Axel cursed, "Damn we forgot about the dog. Let's just put it in the closet."

"Axel! That's animal abuse! They kill people for that!" Riku cried.

"Then let's just do it here." his partner shrugged. A horror-stricken expression flashed on the silver-haired teen's face, "Not in front of the puppy!"

"Why not?"

"Arf..." Axel glanced from the green eyes of his companion to the wide...cute...eyes..."Argh! I see your point, so what are we going to do?"

"I'm going to my house with Sora," Riku pointed out. Then the Flurry of Dancing Flames said, "I'll go too."

"There's only one place we could do it and that's my room so I have dibs on it." he reasoned. "You can stay here."

"Like hell I will!"

Riku crossed his arms, "Then how do you suggest we settle this?"

Axel shook his head in disbelief at his partner's cluelessness, "Riku, we're both gentlemen. So let's settle it in gentlemanly manner. Rock, paper, scissors!"

They held a fist in front of the other, "Rock, paper, scissors!"

Both held an open palm. Paper. BLINK. BLINK. Axel cried, "Again!"

"Rock, paper, scissors!"

Both had rock. Riku exclaimed, dismayed, "Again!"

This went like this until the next morning. They were still going when Sora and Roxas stirred. The brunette sat up, "Ow, it feels like what happened when I crashed from all the sugar."

"That was yesterday, Sora..." Roxas moaned as he sat up. Hoshi barked as he leapt onto the teen's lap. The terrier licked Roxas' face, "Hahaha, good morning to you too, Hoshi. Let's get you to the shelter. I know someone'll adopt you."

Sora nodded, "Hey, Riku, Axel, wanna join us?"

The said guys were too busy that they hadn't heard the keyblade wielder's call. The oblivious duo shrugged their shoulders before bolting out the door. That was when Riku triumphantly cried, "Rock beats scissors! I win!"

"Wait, where'd they go?" the red-haired looked desperately. Both looked at the other...and face palmed.

~~~~~AllHailEccentricness~AllHailEccentricness~AllHailEccentricness~AllHailEccentricness~~~~~

Reviewers Response

hpalabay:

Kuro: Haha, Pedo-Mouse...

Kirei: Thank you, I pride myself on that.

Maria Starlight:

Kuro: I'm not sure if a flea covers that...

Kirei: That and if they had brains, they would've had Sora and Roxas already.

DemonNinjaOfTheLeaf48:

Kuro: Kirei! Look! Another reviewer!

Kirei: I see Kuro. Well don't mind using the word 'awesome' because it's well, awesome.

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Kuro: Poor Riku, he had to be a bishounen...