The Koei CEO pushes the door open along with some suited guys.
CEO:WHERE IS HE?!
Director:Uh-oh!*runs*
CEO:YOU! COME BACK HERE AND SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!
Director:I'm going to lose my job,right? I have unfinished business to attend to!
CEO:Damn...because of him, we're getting sued...Is there a way to drop this lawsuit?
Disney lawyers:Our client only wants your friend that just left. He wants some sense knocked into him, if you comply, we'll drop the lawsuit.
CEO:That's it? Well,he's yours. I could care less what happens to him.
Disney lawyers:Thank you for your cooperation,we'll retrieve him once we find out his location.
The men left the CEO in the studio.
CEO:I'm gonna beat his ass when he comes back...
The director is running across China and stops at Wu.
Director:Huff...huff...hmm...I should pay my respects to the ladies before I go. Heh...heh...(yes,he's a pervert)
The director sees Lian Shi walking along with Sun Quan.
Director:Oh,why not? I'm going to lose my job anyway...
The director gropes Lian Shi's chest and runs, with an angry Sun Quan on his tail.
Director:Those WERE real? By the way,you have a nice ass! Haha!
Sun Quan:*has the Lu Bu aura,waving sword*Come back here! I shall punish you for what you have done!
Lian Shi shoots after him with her crossbow.
The director dodges the arrows and stops at Sun Ce and Zhou Yu's place.
Director:Get REAL women! I heard Zhou Yu is available!
He gets chased by Sun Ce,Zhou Yu,and the Qiaos.
SC and ZY:*glowing*GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!
Director:You call yourselves men? Ha!
The director stops by the soldiers quarters that included Gan Ning, Ling Tong, Lu Xun, and Taishi Ci.
Director:GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!
He is chased out of Wu by them and runs into Shu.
Director:Boy! That was a rush! I want to do it here in Shu!
The director runs into Liu Bei's camp and slaps him.
Director:I've always wanted to do that!*runs*
Zhang Fei and Guan Yu chase him.
ZF and GY:GET BACK HERE!
He goes into Zhuge Liang's camp.
Director:Sima Yi and Zhou Yu are SO much better than you! Even Jia Xiu and Guo Jia are better than you! And Yue Ying, call me when you're done with his"beneviolence." I'm sure you need a break from this loser.
Zhuge Liang and Yue Ying looked at him in anger and snapped their fingers.
He gets chased by juggernauts and tanks(the ones in DW,silly).
He runs into the Five Tiger Generals camp.
Director:Huang Zhong, you're old,get over it. Ma Chao,there is no justice,Zhao Yun,your life is a lie, Guan Yu, you died with no honor,and Zhang Fei, lay off the wine!
He goes back to kick Jiang Wei in the you-know-what.
Director: There goes your"beneviolence"!
The whole Shu kingdom basically chased him out and into Wei.
Director:Alright Wei,than Jin. Where is Jin though? I'll just go through the Sima household.
He runs into Luoyang and gropes Zhen Ji's chest.
Director:THEY'RE FAKE!*gets hit by flute*
Cao Pi:*is behind him holding his sword*I'll teach yo-GAHH!
The director has kicked him in the family jewels.
Director:I never liked you, so here is a goodbye present.*kicks him again*
The director then slapped Wang Yi's and Cai Wenji's butts and he is chased out of the palace by Wang Yi.
He than runs to many officers and insults them.
Director:Xu Chu,EAT A GODDAMN VEGETABLE,Yue Jin,you're short,Zhang He,you're gay, Li Dian,you are just weird,Xiahou Dun has Vegeta hair,HI COW COW!
Everyone in Wei starts to chase him out and he runs into the Sima household.
Director: Okay,last one, who should I-? Oh,hey!
He sees Yuanji and decides to slap her butt WITH ZHAO IN CLEAR VIEW.
Sima Zhao:HEY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU"RE DOING!?
Director:Bye.*runs*
Yuanji starts to throw her knives in anger at the director, but he dodges.
The director sees Sima Shi,Guo Huai,Wen Yang, and Jia Chong.
Director:Sima Shi! Lay off the meatbuns, I can see a belly poking out of there! Guo Huai,take a cough drop! Hey,Wen Yang, how's the weather up there?
Jia Chong,KISS called, they want their clothes and makeup back!
He gets chased by more Jin and stops at Sima Yi's office. He goes in and gropes Zhang Chunhua.
Director:Yep,they're real. Sima Yi, why are you not hitting this? Plus,your hat looks like a boot with chopsticks sticking out, and you look like a horse.*laughs*
Sima Yi:*glows red and black*HOW DARE YOU!*flips the table and takes out a sword* YOU WILL PAY!
Director:What the hell! You carry a sword?! Since when?!
The director is about to run until wires come and wrapped his foot.
Director:Oh crap!*tries to snap the wire*
Zhang Chunhua:(her expression is up to you, but either way, SHE IS MAD)*glowing red and black* Clearly,you need some manners. How about I teach them to you?
Director:*pulls out army knife and cuts the wire*No, thank you!*gets up and runs*
The director runs out of the household with Jin hot on his tail.
Director:Oh god, I have pissed off every kingdom! Oh well,it was*yells at Jin*WORTH IT! HAHAHAHA!
This only made Jin run even faster and almost caught up to him. Each time wires came to his feet, he jumped up to avoid them.
Eventually,he came to the border of Wu, but he saw warriors that were waiting for him.
The director looked behind him and saw Wei and Jin were still chasing him and decides to turn towards Shu,but Shu was coming towards him. He then runs to the edge of China. But as he jumped, he hits an invisible wall.
Director:Oh, damn it! Oh well, I'm just going to die now. It is better than going back to HIM. Huh?
A blue hole opens under him.
Director:What the-AHHHHH! AND HERE I WAS HOPING TO DIE!
The hole closes.
The kingdoms all stop where he fell and they looked around confused.
Elsewhere...
The director falls out of an orange hole onto a chair.
Director:AHHHH-oh...Where the hell...?
The chair in front of him turns to face him, with a man sitting in it.
Disney CEO:You are the man that did an unauthorized crossover, yes?
Director:Just kill me.
CEO:Oh no,I just want to say you had the guts to go and do that. But I have to punish you somehow.
Director:Kill me.
CEO:No. I'll just fine you because I am just too lazy to do anything else.
Director:Here.*drops 300 gold bag item*I'm leaving.
CEO:OK...
Director:I wanted to die,oh well, I'll go to the boss.
KOEI CEO office
Koei CEO:He just fined you? The lawyers said they were to knock some sense into you.
Director:Can I die now?
CEO:No. Can't let you go the easy route. I have something waiting for you to do.
Director:AUGGGHHH!
For those who were wondering how was the director able to run for that long.
I don't know myself.